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<Prophecy> anyone wanna mail me an eve installation dvd?
<PepsiTab> Sure.
<xRazoRx> dvd?
<PepsiTab> What's your name and address?
<PepsiTab> I'll also need your telephone number for confirmation.
<PepsiTab> As well as your credit card number.
<xiaodown_> also, pictures of your sister
<PepsiTab> But only for verification purposes.
<PepsiTab> No amount will be charged to your card.
<xRazoRx> and the exact coordinates to launch the rockets
<xiaodown_> plus, we'll need a signed suicide note.
<xiaodown_> something about you being a patriot will do nicely.
<posix4e> ooh good one
<Static> If I ever want to commit suicide, I'd make a parrot learn my last words and have it squawk at my family
<xiaodown_> SQUAWK I WISH I WAS A WOMAN SQUAWK
<FireFox> lol
<andr00> hahaha
<xiaodown_> SQUAWK BLAM SQUAWK
<SeverusSnape> In July 2003, Russell Weller, 88, made national news when he froze, with his foot on the accelerator, in Santa Monica, Calif., and plowed through a farmer's market, killing 10 people and injuring 63, in the worst of a recent spate of incidents in which senior citizens momentarily confuse the gas and brake pedals.
<SeverusSnape> there's gotta be some sort of bonus level for that
<Levin> umm
<Daakkon> k...
<Levin> is there some kind of competition to see how far ot we can get?
<Levin> because that would win
<Kaell|Qayos> yeah, i'd vote for that
* SeverusSnape bows
* Kaell|Qayos clap
Kage Getsu > you know why so many people who play EVE play EVE drunk?
Kage Getsu > because they mine
marcelles > lmao
* Sid Weaver gets some vodka
Eollyn > i mine, and am sober... am also enjoying STE while the mining goes on
Kage Getsu > I know I'd be a heavy drinker if I worked a day job to pay an icelandic company to work in space during my free time
Vishnu Schist > why can't i recycle these: Exotic Dancers?
Noa Fuyu > Theyve already been used enough
Augin Soric > wasnt sure if it was real or if this was just some good shit.
Nrom Gustav > I dunno but you sound stoned
Augin Soric > how can you hear me?
Augin Soric > omg
Augin Soric > are you in my wall
Augin Soric > are you the voice i keep having these philosophical discussions with, because i could swear it was the mini-palm plant.
Khazorath > So Prof, you going to play the opening ceremony drinking game?
Professor Nutbutter > whassat
Professor Nutbutter > do i just drink until i enjoy it?
Khazorath > Pretty much
Professor Nutbutter > nah i don't like the nearest hospital
Crimsons Storm > Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Crimsons Storm > Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Crimsons Storm > Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.
Toppos Dannecopanus > i hear he was banned from EVE after taking down a 10/10 plex in a rifter
Dao 2 > anyone has any pirate i can buy :|
dedcupid > "pirate"?
Dao 2 > o_0
Dao 2 > pyerite
Dao 2 > howd that come out ;p
Dao 2 > dammit i dont eve mean pyerie
Dao 2 > i want trit ;p
Dao 2 > does anyone have any trit i can buy....
(After 3 days of trying to get it working)

Garet Taak > i still cant get this frickin moonmining working
Cassandra Varda > how come?
Garet Taak > i cant work out why it isnt working
Garet Taak > it says its working
Garet Taak > i close window
Garet Taak > OMG IM AN IDIOT
Garet Taak > I DIDNT APPLY
Garet Taak > *beats self on head*
* Cassandra Varda helps Rico beating himself
Icarus Starkiller > /emote AFK to wash dirty pans and get a shower. I hate it when the wolves want to jump up and say hi... right after stepping in a big heap of shyte.
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