Herzog Wolfhammer > See what happens when we ignore too many stress test calls? They call a live event
<Requiem|> Did some huge battle occur in catch last night? More than 700 ships destroyed. o_O
<MaZ-> probably FIX doing a complex
<MaZ-> probably FIX doing a complex
Inquisitor K'han > let it be known to all, im the boss in this house, thats when the wife and cat are out
Bunt Caboon > hey svarra
Bunt Caboon > so what up svarra?
Bunt Caboon > how is it going?
Bunt Caboon > enjoyiny the game so far?
Svarra > yeah, loving it so far
Svarra > it's a little too addictive :)
Bunt Caboon > how come you chose suck a new corp to join?
Bunt Caboon > ^such
Bunt Caboon > did the ceo offer you as much gold as you could eat
Bunt Caboon > house by the forum
Svarra > the corp i'm in' has two blokes in at apart from me, and they never seem to be on at the same time :D
Chekin > My god, that screams ALT to me
El'rac > so.. you liked ytour chances at promotion?
El'rac > or you needed a break from your other persona perhaps?
Svarra > heh, i only joined it so he could help me escape a griefer who'd i'd riled
Bunt Caboon > in the 5 days you had been playing
Bunt Caboon > good lad
Chekin > his name wasn;t Bunt was it?
Svarra > yeah, nice feller, called cypherous, loomed out the gloom and slowly smashed up the probe i was driving
Chekin > Slowly? Must have been n a probe himself
El'rac > so what drew you to RNAL?
Svarra > no, he seemed to enjoy holding me so I couldn;y escape and setting his rubbish combat drones on me
Svarra > the advertising, laid back mature gamers, sounds good
Bunt Caboon > did you enjoy it too?
El'rac > did someone advertise recently? I didnt
Svarra > I enjoyed baiting him over the chat channel whilst he was doing it :D
Bunt Caboon > we aren't gay you know
Bunt Caboon > well, not all of us
Svarra > well, 58 in the guild, what is it 1 in 20 homosexual, law of averages and all that ;)
Chekin > Ao if you brought a friend in that'd bring us up to quota?
Svarra > you seem to be well above the quota at the moment from what i've seen
Chekin > yeah, we have well over 19 heteros per 20 here
Svarra > i smell testosterone, or is it bullshit?
El'rac > (smells a rat)
Chekin > And I smell bullshit, but not from here. So we must have the testosterone, you must have the bullshit.
Bunt Caboon > anyway, shut up svarra, where was my corp when i was getting twatted
El'rac > And thats the end of the lightning round
Svarra > i was having my olfactory senses bombarded, anyone else?
Chekin > wash then
Bunt Caboon > 4% hull and still wandered away
Valantis > carp didnt see local blinking
Valantis > crap even
Chekin > my trout didn;t see local blinking either
Katrynna Zain > lol
Valantis > lol
Bunt Caboon > shall we kick svarra or keep insulting him?
Bunt Caboon > is this corp or rnal???
Valantis > kick him reading his bullshit is getting me shot
Bunt Caboon > same here
Edgar Druin > rnal
Edgar Druin > corp's the other one
Chekin > D'Oh!
Bunt Caboon > bugger
Edgar Druin > who, though. that's always the question
Chekin > /emote sings "you gotta go now..."
El'rac > hey hey.... goodbye
El'rac > nah nah nah.. nah nah nah
Edgar Druin > aw
Katrynna Zain > lol
Bunt Caboon > i didn't even kick him
Chekin > love it
El'rac > and thats how you handle alts
Bunt Caboon > he just buggered fight off
Bunt Caboon > so what up svarra?
Bunt Caboon > how is it going?
Bunt Caboon > enjoyiny the game so far?
Svarra > yeah, loving it so far
Svarra > it's a little too addictive :)
Bunt Caboon > how come you chose suck a new corp to join?
Bunt Caboon > ^such
Bunt Caboon > did the ceo offer you as much gold as you could eat
Bunt Caboon > house by the forum
Svarra > the corp i'm in' has two blokes in at apart from me, and they never seem to be on at the same time :D
Chekin > My god, that screams ALT to me
El'rac > so.. you liked ytour chances at promotion?
El'rac > or you needed a break from your other persona perhaps?
Svarra > heh, i only joined it so he could help me escape a griefer who'd i'd riled
Bunt Caboon > in the 5 days you had been playing
Bunt Caboon > good lad
Chekin > his name wasn;t Bunt was it?
Svarra > yeah, nice feller, called cypherous, loomed out the gloom and slowly smashed up the probe i was driving
Chekin > Slowly? Must have been n a probe himself
El'rac > so what drew you to RNAL?
Svarra > no, he seemed to enjoy holding me so I couldn;y escape and setting his rubbish combat drones on me
Svarra > the advertising, laid back mature gamers, sounds good
Bunt Caboon > did you enjoy it too?
El'rac > did someone advertise recently? I didnt
Svarra > I enjoyed baiting him over the chat channel whilst he was doing it :D
Bunt Caboon > we aren't gay you know
Bunt Caboon > well, not all of us
Svarra > well, 58 in the guild, what is it 1 in 20 homosexual, law of averages and all that ;)
Chekin > Ao if you brought a friend in that'd bring us up to quota?
Svarra > you seem to be well above the quota at the moment from what i've seen
Chekin > yeah, we have well over 19 heteros per 20 here
Svarra > i smell testosterone, or is it bullshit?
El'rac > (smells a rat)
Chekin > And I smell bullshit, but not from here. So we must have the testosterone, you must have the bullshit.
Bunt Caboon > anyway, shut up svarra, where was my corp when i was getting twatted
El'rac > And thats the end of the lightning round
Svarra > i was having my olfactory senses bombarded, anyone else?
Chekin > wash then
Bunt Caboon > 4% hull and still wandered away
Valantis > carp didnt see local blinking
Valantis > crap even
Chekin > my trout didn;t see local blinking either
Katrynna Zain > lol
Valantis > lol
Bunt Caboon > shall we kick svarra or keep insulting him?
Bunt Caboon > is this corp or rnal???
Valantis > kick him reading his bullshit is getting me shot
Bunt Caboon > same here
Edgar Druin > rnal
Edgar Druin > corp's the other one
Chekin > D'Oh!
Bunt Caboon > bugger
Edgar Druin > who, though. that's always the question
Chekin > /emote sings "you gotta go now..."
El'rac > hey hey.... goodbye
El'rac > nah nah nah.. nah nah nah
Edgar Druin > aw
Katrynna Zain > lol
Bunt Caboon > i didn't even kick him
Chekin > love it
El'rac > and thats how you handle alts
Bunt Caboon > he just buggered fight off
10am on a weekday..........
<CmdRat> damn it, don't you people work!?!?
<Lip> :P
<@Faramir> work?
<Lip> hey means mining and hauling
<CmdRat> damn it, don't you people work!?!?
<Lip> :P
<@Faramir> work?
<Lip> hey means mining and hauling
Tight Snatch > WHY THE FUCK IS BEDNAK IN FMH
Bednak > hi :)
Tight Snatch > hi!
Tight Snatch > awkward
Bednak > hi :)
Tight Snatch > hi!
Tight Snatch > awkward
Ritsum > o7
Ritsum > How was the pub crawl?
Ceofore Aideron > there was some drinking involved
Ritsum > lol
Ceofore Aideron > a friend of m,ine insisted she bring me back to my apartment
Ceofore Aideron > which was like a 2 minute walk from the last bar
Ritsum > lmao
Ceofore Aideron > so I abused the opportunity and had her fetch me pajama pants and water
Ritsum > LMAO!
Ceofore Aideron > bitch even tucked me into bed but i waited till she left and then snuck to my computer to check my training qaueue
Ritsum > omg... priceless
Ceofore Aideron > i feel like a kid sneaking out on christmas morning to sdee the presents
Ceofore Aideron > i keep having thwsse moment where i think shes gonna walk back in and yell at me
Ceofore Aideron > so i think im pretty fucking drunk
Ceofore Aideron > and on a related note: being tucked in even as a grown person is somehow amazing., A+++ would be tucked in again
Ritsum > btw that all is going in my Bio so you dont forget what happened.
Ceofore Aideron > what do you mean
Ritsum > nothing lol
Ceofore Aideron > im confused
Ceofore Aideron > you dont even know her
Ceofore Aideron > wait... what.
Ceofore Aideron > the drunk. lets forget this happened.
Ritsum > lmao
Ceofore Aideron > lol
Ceofore Aideron > oh god being obliterated is a good time
Ritsum > lol I think you are in need of sleep
Ceofore Aideron > even thoujgh im a crumpling heap of a person now, i held up like a champ tongith even asgfterr everything this afternoon
Ceofore Aideron > i stood (and occasionally stumbled) tall
Ritsum > lol
Ritsum > We are very Proud of you!
Ceofore Aideron > but for real i'm pretty sure my bed is still warm and i keep panicking i'm going to be yelled at that its bed time
Ceofore Aideron > thanks, papa ritsum. it means alot.
Ceofore Aideron > so im off
Ceofore Aideron > good luck and good night
Ritsum > lol kk o7 Sweet dreams
Ritsum > How was the pub crawl?
Ceofore Aideron > there was some drinking involved
Ritsum > lol
Ceofore Aideron > a friend of m,ine insisted she bring me back to my apartment
Ceofore Aideron > which was like a 2 minute walk from the last bar
Ritsum > lmao
Ceofore Aideron > so I abused the opportunity and had her fetch me pajama pants and water
Ritsum > LMAO!
Ceofore Aideron > bitch even tucked me into bed but i waited till she left and then snuck to my computer to check my training qaueue
Ritsum > omg... priceless
Ceofore Aideron > i feel like a kid sneaking out on christmas morning to sdee the presents
Ceofore Aideron > i keep having thwsse moment where i think shes gonna walk back in and yell at me
Ceofore Aideron > so i think im pretty fucking drunk
Ceofore Aideron > and on a related note: being tucked in even as a grown person is somehow amazing., A+++ would be tucked in again
Ritsum > btw that all is going in my Bio so you dont forget what happened.
Ceofore Aideron > what do you mean
Ritsum > nothing lol
Ceofore Aideron > im confused
Ceofore Aideron > you dont even know her
Ceofore Aideron > wait... what.
Ceofore Aideron > the drunk. lets forget this happened.
Ritsum > lmao
Ceofore Aideron > lol
Ceofore Aideron > oh god being obliterated is a good time
Ritsum > lol I think you are in need of sleep
Ceofore Aideron > even thoujgh im a crumpling heap of a person now, i held up like a champ tongith even asgfterr everything this afternoon
Ceofore Aideron > i stood (and occasionally stumbled) tall
Ritsum > lol
Ritsum > We are very Proud of you!
Ceofore Aideron > but for real i'm pretty sure my bed is still warm and i keep panicking i'm going to be yelled at that its bed time
Ceofore Aideron > thanks, papa ritsum. it means alot.
Ceofore Aideron > so im off
Ceofore Aideron > good luck and good night
Ritsum > lol kk o7 Sweet dreams
Demetri Slavic > omg omg omg
Demetri Slavic > less that 4 weeks to FF
Demetri Slavic > *glees*
Verone > YES
Myrhial Arkenath > Yaaaay ^_^
Angel Vengen > Q.Q
Verone > LESS THAN FOUR WEEKS TILL I ORDER THE V DAY LANDINGS ON THE SHORES OF REYKJAVIK
Myrhial Arkenath > It shall be awesome
Amaterasu Mikoto > lol
Demetri Slavic > lmao V
Angel Vengen > im defo going next year.
Demetri Slavic > 25 MAN INVASION RAWWWRRRR
Angel Vengen > even if I have to mug hookers and kill pimps to scrape up enough cash
Vincent Pryce > same here Angel
Myrhial Arkenath > Reminds me I need to get those dog tags ordered, so I can pretend to be like a fierce pirate irl
Demetri Slavic > lol
Demetri Slavic > Izo lost my Dogtags
Demetri Slavic > :(
Myrhial Arkenath > whut
Verone > WE SHALL INVADE THIS ISLAND WHATEVER THE COST
Angel Vengen > Look at Dem trying to blame someone else
Demetri Slavic > he gave them away at the last london meet
Amaterasu Mikoto > I am gonna stow away somewhere, make someone pack me in their luggage!
Demetri Slavic > heh
Demetri Slavic > Stowaway on a boat now!
Demetri Slavic > you shud make it by FF
Myrhial Arkenath > ^
Angel Vengen > oooh hell yea
Verone > WE HALL FIGHT THEM IN THE BARS, WE SHALL FIGHT THEM IN THE STRIPCLUBS, WE SHALL FIGHT THEM IN THE GAY BARS, WE SHALL FIGHT IN THE STREETS, WE SHALL NEVER SURRENDAR
Angel Vengen > I can go up to new england and get on a container ship
Amaterasu Mikoto > /emote scampers off and hides in a boat...motherfucker.
Demetri Slavic > lol
Myrhial Arkenath > ur doing it wrong, you don't hide on a ship, you take someone's ship. It's the pirate thing to do >:(
Demetri Slavic > but the US sends the seals to deal with RL pirates
Demetri Slavic > do not want to get snipered in the face
Amaterasu Mikoto > ^
Verone > AND IF, WHICH I DO NOT BELIEVE FOR A MOMENT, THE ISHLAND OR A LARGE PART OF IT STILL HAS BEER, THEN THE VETO EMPIRE, GUARDED BY THE VETO FLEET, WILL CARRY ON THE STRUGGLE, UNTIL IN GODS NAME, THE WHOLE OF NEW EDEN
Myrhial Arkenath > .... someone give V his meds please ¬¬
Verone > WITH ALL IT'S POWER AND MIGHT, STEPS FORTH TO RESCUE THE REPUBLIC OF ICELAND, AND LIBERATE THEM OF THEIR BEER
Heyna Deltais > /emote fwaps Verone round the head with a pillow
Vincent Pryce > /emote medicates V with a podsocket
Myrhial Arkenath > lol
Verone > ^_^
Demetri Slavic > less that 4 weeks to FF
Demetri Slavic > *glees*
Verone > YES
Myrhial Arkenath > Yaaaay ^_^
Angel Vengen > Q.Q
Verone > LESS THAN FOUR WEEKS TILL I ORDER THE V DAY LANDINGS ON THE SHORES OF REYKJAVIK
Myrhial Arkenath > It shall be awesome
Amaterasu Mikoto > lol
Demetri Slavic > lmao V
Angel Vengen > im defo going next year.
Demetri Slavic > 25 MAN INVASION RAWWWRRRR
Angel Vengen > even if I have to mug hookers and kill pimps to scrape up enough cash
Vincent Pryce > same here Angel
Myrhial Arkenath > Reminds me I need to get those dog tags ordered, so I can pretend to be like a fierce pirate irl
Demetri Slavic > lol
Demetri Slavic > Izo lost my Dogtags
Demetri Slavic > :(
Myrhial Arkenath > whut
Verone > WE SHALL INVADE THIS ISLAND WHATEVER THE COST
Angel Vengen > Look at Dem trying to blame someone else
Demetri Slavic > he gave them away at the last london meet
Amaterasu Mikoto > I am gonna stow away somewhere, make someone pack me in their luggage!
Demetri Slavic > heh
Demetri Slavic > Stowaway on a boat now!
Demetri Slavic > you shud make it by FF
Myrhial Arkenath > ^
Angel Vengen > oooh hell yea
Verone > WE HALL FIGHT THEM IN THE BARS, WE SHALL FIGHT THEM IN THE STRIPCLUBS, WE SHALL FIGHT THEM IN THE GAY BARS, WE SHALL FIGHT IN THE STREETS, WE SHALL NEVER SURRENDAR
Angel Vengen > I can go up to new england and get on a container ship
Amaterasu Mikoto > /emote scampers off and hides in a boat...motherfucker.
Demetri Slavic > lol
Myrhial Arkenath > ur doing it wrong, you don't hide on a ship, you take someone's ship. It's the pirate thing to do >:(
Demetri Slavic > but the US sends the seals to deal with RL pirates
Demetri Slavic > do not want to get snipered in the face
Amaterasu Mikoto > ^
Verone > AND IF, WHICH I DO NOT BELIEVE FOR A MOMENT, THE ISHLAND OR A LARGE PART OF IT STILL HAS BEER, THEN THE VETO EMPIRE, GUARDED BY THE VETO FLEET, WILL CARRY ON THE STRUGGLE, UNTIL IN GODS NAME, THE WHOLE OF NEW EDEN
Myrhial Arkenath > .... someone give V his meds please ¬¬
Verone > WITH ALL IT'S POWER AND MIGHT, STEPS FORTH TO RESCUE THE REPUBLIC OF ICELAND, AND LIBERATE THEM OF THEIR BEER
Heyna Deltais > /emote fwaps Verone round the head with a pillow
Vincent Pryce > /emote medicates V with a podsocket
Myrhial Arkenath > lol
Verone > ^_^
Helplessandlost > it's a pink sticker on your Enyo!
Lucius Tyndale > lol
Helplessandlost > heh
Helplessandlost > you can't miss it - never saw one yet
Lucius Tyndale > hehe
Lucius Tyndale > gotta go pick up some mission loot
Helplessandlost > OK, well don't do any more armor dmg
Helplessandlost > with your pink poker
Lucius Tyndale > hehe
Lucius Tyndale > was gunna come back with a remote rep, but i cant use one
Lucius Tyndale > lol
Helplessandlost > that's ok, i'll send you the bill
Lucius Tyndale > ok
Helplessandlost > heh
Helplessandlost > i'll just fit a rep don't worry about it
Lucius Tyndale > ill pay you for what that minmitar junk is worth
Lucius Tyndale > /emote transers 10ik
Lucius Tyndale > isk*
Helplessandlost > 2005.05.05 01:56:02 combat Sabretooth Light Missile I belonging to Lucius Tyndale hits you, doing 86.3 damage. in pink dmg
Lucius Tyndale > lol
Helplessandlost > 2005.05.05 01:51:14 combat Lucius Tyndale [CNV] places an excellent hit on you, inflicting 33.9 damage in frilly pink slippers
Helplessandlost > 2005.05.05 01:51:11 combat Lucius Tyndale [CNV] lamely taps you, doing 21.1 damage.
Lucius Tyndale > lol
Helplessandlost > 2005.05.05 01:51:53 combat Lucius Tyndale [CNV] aims well at you, with his poker inflicting 30.4 damage.
Lucius Tyndale > 2005.05.04 01:51:40 combat Helplessandlost [CNV] goes unprotected and suffers damage from LT's poker
Helplessandlost > 2005.05.05 01:51:53 combat Lucius Tyndale [CNV] aims well at you, inpregnating pink damage.
Lucius Tyndale > hahaha
Lucius Tyndale > 2005.05.05 02:02:33 combat Your Sabretooth poker nails Helplessandlost inflicting Gonuria and herpies, doing 0.0 damage.
Helplessandlost > ew
Lord Attila > just don't give him crabs, takes years to get it out of the ship
Lucius Tyndale > lol
Helplessandlost > 2005.05.05 01:41:00 notify Lucius Tyndale deactivates as he finds Hal's but a ravaged husk of the glorious booty it once was.
Lucius Tyndale > rofl!
Lucius Tyndale > that was a good one
Helplessandlost > heh
Helplessandlost > oddly enough i'm looking at a full page greek statue while this odd convo is going on
Lucius Tyndale > o.0 :/
Lucius Tyndale > lol
Helplessandlost > heh
Helplessandlost > you can't miss it - never saw one yet
Lucius Tyndale > hehe
Lucius Tyndale > gotta go pick up some mission loot
Helplessandlost > OK, well don't do any more armor dmg
Helplessandlost > with your pink poker
Lucius Tyndale > hehe
Lucius Tyndale > was gunna come back with a remote rep, but i cant use one
Lucius Tyndale > lol
Helplessandlost > that's ok, i'll send you the bill
Lucius Tyndale > ok
Helplessandlost > heh
Helplessandlost > i'll just fit a rep don't worry about it
Lucius Tyndale > ill pay you for what that minmitar junk is worth
Lucius Tyndale > /emote transers 10ik
Lucius Tyndale > isk*
Helplessandlost > 2005.05.05 01:56:02 combat Sabretooth Light Missile I belonging to Lucius Tyndale hits you, doing 86.3 damage. in pink dmg
Lucius Tyndale > lol
Helplessandlost > 2005.05.05 01:51:14 combat Lucius Tyndale [CNV] places an excellent hit on you, inflicting 33.9 damage in frilly pink slippers
Helplessandlost > 2005.05.05 01:51:11 combat Lucius Tyndale [CNV] lamely taps you, doing 21.1 damage.
Lucius Tyndale > lol
Helplessandlost > 2005.05.05 01:51:53 combat Lucius Tyndale [CNV] aims well at you, with his poker inflicting 30.4 damage.
Lucius Tyndale > 2005.05.04 01:51:40 combat Helplessandlost [CNV] goes unprotected and suffers damage from LT's poker
Helplessandlost > 2005.05.05 01:51:53 combat Lucius Tyndale [CNV] aims well at you, inpregnating pink damage.
Lucius Tyndale > hahaha
Lucius Tyndale > 2005.05.05 02:02:33 combat Your Sabretooth poker nails Helplessandlost inflicting Gonuria and herpies, doing 0.0 damage.
Helplessandlost > ew
Lord Attila > just don't give him crabs, takes years to get it out of the ship
Lucius Tyndale > lol
Helplessandlost > 2005.05.05 01:41:00 notify Lucius Tyndale deactivates as he finds Hal's but a ravaged husk of the glorious booty it once was.
Lucius Tyndale > rofl!
Lucius Tyndale > that was a good one
Helplessandlost > heh
Helplessandlost > oddly enough i'm looking at a full page greek statue while this odd convo is going on
Lucius Tyndale > o.0 :/
Blutreiter > fuck you and your pos shields
Blutreiter > next time i bounce because of you i will pee somewhere inside your pod
Mercuryst > lol
Mercuryst > relax blue
Blutreiter > thats what i intend to do
Blutreiter > like i said
Blutreiter > revenge is a dish best served with unclenched bladder muscles
Blutreiter > next time i bounce because of you i will pee somewhere inside your pod
Mercuryst > lol
Mercuryst > relax blue
Blutreiter > thats what i intend to do
Blutreiter > like i said
Blutreiter > revenge is a dish best served with unclenched bladder muscles