<Ulviirala> man, so embarrassing tonight
<Ulviirala> I was putting on wallpaper in my new place again
<Ulviirala> and at some point I needed to take a dump real bad
<Ulviirala> the bathroom looked just finished and ready to go but apparently it wasn't
<Ulviirala> the toilet leaked some water on the floor which at first I didn't notice
<Ulviirala> so my pants soaked up some of it
<Ulviirala> since I didn't expect anybody, I took them off and put them on the heater
<Ulviirala> I wear no underwear, you see
<Ulviirala> so I already met the guy who lives downstairs and by chance, he comes up to check on my progress and engage in some smalltalk
<Ulviirala> and I'm squatting in front of a wall flattening the wallapaper, with my penis dangling around and he's like "oh, I'm sorry"
<Ulviirala> before I finished saying "dude, I know how this looks like, but I got a damn plausible explaination for this!", he was gone
<Ulviirala> I was putting on wallpaper in my new place again
<Ulviirala> and at some point I needed to take a dump real bad
<Ulviirala> the bathroom looked just finished and ready to go but apparently it wasn't
<Ulviirala> the toilet leaked some water on the floor which at first I didn't notice
<Ulviirala> so my pants soaked up some of it
<Ulviirala> since I didn't expect anybody, I took them off and put them on the heater
<Ulviirala> I wear no underwear, you see
<Ulviirala> so I already met the guy who lives downstairs and by chance, he comes up to check on my progress and engage in some smalltalk
<Ulviirala> and I'm squatting in front of a wall flattening the wallapaper, with my penis dangling around and he's like "oh, I'm sorry"
<Ulviirala> before I finished saying "dude, I know how this looks like, but I got a damn plausible explaination for this!", he was gone
<@Viceroy> btw
<@Viceroy> lol @ amarr emperor getting killed
<@Viceroy> :*
<@Viceroy> I actually looked for it on bbc news a second ago
<@Viceroy> then i realized how stupid that was
<@Viceroy> lol @ amarr emperor getting killed
<@Viceroy> :*
<@Viceroy> I actually looked for it on bbc news a second ago
<@Viceroy> then i realized how stupid that was
Silencio Nohay'Banda > every person that logs on buddy list freezes the game for like 5 seconds
Silencio Nohay'Banda > which sucks cause there are 400 people there
Fitz Chivalry > you dont have 400 friends
Silencio Nohay'Banda > 400 people i hate
Fitz Chivalry > ah that i can believe
Silencio Nohay'Banda > which sucks cause there are 400 people there
Fitz Chivalry > you dont have 400 friends
Silencio Nohay'Banda > 400 people i hate
Fitz Chivalry > ah that i can believe
<Angelblue> i was getting bumped against everything
<Tiki-Rar> o.0
<News> was tiki at the party too?
<News> he would've bumped you a good 50km
<jaska> lol
<Arkanis> lol
<Xealot> irl bumpageddon would be cool
<jaska> i bump people irl, but mostly because of mass, not speed :/
<News> haha
<News> that's why people need to fit kinetic hardeners
<Tiki-Rar> o.0
<News> was tiki at the party too?
<News> he would've bumped you a good 50km
<jaska> lol
<Arkanis> lol
<Xealot> irl bumpageddon would be cool
<jaska> i bump people irl, but mostly because of mass, not speed :/
<News> haha
<News> that's why people need to fit kinetic hardeners
Handon Guild > oh god :( get me out of jita please
High Sierra > you are beyond gods help now
High Sierra > for you are in.......
High Sierra > TEH N00BZ0NE!!!!!1!!!!111!1!!!!!
High Sierra > you are beyond gods help now
High Sierra > for you are in.......
High Sierra > TEH N00BZ0NE!!!!!1!!!!111!1!!!!!
Lt Xevy > ( . Y . )
Onyxalia La'fiette > got the moobs like jabba?
Onyxalia La'fiette > got the moobs like jabba?
Gamble Dakota > on saturday, I had my girlfriend's shirt off right
Gamble Dakota > and I was kissing her neck
Gamble Dakota > and I was like half asleep
Gamble Dakota > so I said "Shit, I hope I can run this indefinitely without power relays"
andeh33 > ...
Gamble Dakota > and I swear to god I was looking through the eve hud
andeh33 > im bio'ing that.
Gamble Dakota > my cap was going down real fast too, I said mumbled some stuff about being nossed and then rolled off and fell asleep
Gamble Dakota > and I was kissing her neck
Gamble Dakota > and I was like half asleep
Gamble Dakota > so I said "Shit, I hope I can run this indefinitely without power relays"
andeh33 > ...
Gamble Dakota > and I swear to god I was looking through the eve hud
andeh33 > im bio'ing that.
Gamble Dakota > my cap was going down real fast too, I said mumbled some stuff about being nossed and then rolled off and fell asleep
< Hardmetall> its now 24 hour how servers off. i like ccp workers its realy best of the best =) and i think they need more 3-4 days to do something = its so sad =(
< niki> CCP Scotty: Usually this moves take two weeks, but i'll try to do it in two days.
<+PeterPowers> CCP Kirk: you have 2 hours!
< niki> CCP Scotty: I'll do it in 1!
< niki> CCP Scotty: Usually this moves take two weeks, but i'll try to do it in two days.
<+PeterPowers> CCP Kirk: you have 2 hours!
< niki> CCP Scotty: I'll do it in 1!
CDLPeacemaker > so what are we waiting on?
Gehmis > roid respawn
CDLPeacemaker > well duh
CDLPeacemaker > but what about hostiles
Gehmis > roid respawn
CDLPeacemaker > well duh
CDLPeacemaker > but what about hostiles
G Hayduke > I don't get it. Medium Pulse Laser I it's called medium but it's a small turret?
Keilateau Shakor > yep
Keilateau Shakor > Breacher is called a "ship", but it's a badly assembled tent. Eve is full of stuff like this.
Keilateau Shakor > yep
Keilateau Shakor > Breacher is called a "ship", but it's a badly assembled tent. Eve is full of stuff like this.