Miklos Atreides > I have a moral dilema and I could really use your help
Venitas > <obfaith> Search the scriptures, and there will be your answer...</obfaith>
Ser'aina > stone 'em to death?
Miklos Atreides > I've been seeing this guy for a while.... but he's kinda a rat and I want to break it off. but lately he's been acting threatening, even a little violent
Rose Bladestar > lol
Fast Eddie > And the moral dilemma aspect is....?
Miklos Atreides > rose don't laugh!
Venitas > Whether to dump him or to shoot him would be my guess.
Ser'aina > stay with cock or go pussy?
Miklos Atreides > I'm being serious I'm really having trouble deciding what to do
Miklos Atreides > we've had a decent relationship thus far, but it's just not really working out for either of us
Venitas > If he's getting violent, leave. It's not worth it.
Ser'aina > stop getting drunk and asking about 'gay problems' in minmatar chat, ASSHOLE
Miklos Atreides > I've been tanking him on my shield regen for like 5 hours. I can't decide to walk away and hope he lives till DT, or to just end his pain quickly
NGTM1R > Owned. In the face.
Ser'aina > or maybe you're sober and just that lame
Miklos Atreides > I guess we mistakely revealed the homophobe
NGTM1R > Sorry Ser'aina, you lose. :p
Ser'aina > i'm sorry, what do i lose?
Fast Eddie > Mik, let him live, if only for showing persistence in the face of overwhelming odds...
NGTM1R > Everything.
NGTM1R > But mainly your dignity, if you had any.
Ser'aina > you lose.
Mori Felding > kill
*Miklos Atreides activates all 7 425mm railguns and his webber and begins locking the lone frigate that has been his only companionship for the last 5 hours*
*Miklos Atreides sniffles at the countdown aproaches zero*
Rose Bladestar > he's not good for you man
*Miklos Atreides sobs slightly as a single volley leaves the barrels vaporising his long time companion and a single tear rolls down his cheek*
NGTM1R > It's okay, he's going to a better place.
Rose Bladestar > he wouldn't get along with any of your friends
*Miklos Atreides warps to zero and docks, too distraught to check the wreck*
Miklos Atreides > That poor serpentis guard
NGTM1R > At least somebody who cared did it, rather then some lunatic ratting with a Megathron in .6...oh wait. :p
Miklos Atreides > I wasn't ratting. I was mining security
NGTM1R > Details, details.
Venitas > <obfaith> Search the scriptures, and there will be your answer...</obfaith>
Ser'aina > stone 'em to death?
Miklos Atreides > I've been seeing this guy for a while.... but he's kinda a rat and I want to break it off. but lately he's been acting threatening, even a little violent
Rose Bladestar > lol
Fast Eddie > And the moral dilemma aspect is....?
Miklos Atreides > rose don't laugh!
Venitas > Whether to dump him or to shoot him would be my guess.
Ser'aina > stay with cock or go pussy?
Miklos Atreides > I'm being serious I'm really having trouble deciding what to do
Miklos Atreides > we've had a decent relationship thus far, but it's just not really working out for either of us
Venitas > If he's getting violent, leave. It's not worth it.
Ser'aina > stop getting drunk and asking about 'gay problems' in minmatar chat, ASSHOLE
Miklos Atreides > I've been tanking him on my shield regen for like 5 hours. I can't decide to walk away and hope he lives till DT, or to just end his pain quickly
NGTM1R > Owned. In the face.
Ser'aina > or maybe you're sober and just that lame
Miklos Atreides > I guess we mistakely revealed the homophobe
NGTM1R > Sorry Ser'aina, you lose. :p
Ser'aina > i'm sorry, what do i lose?
Fast Eddie > Mik, let him live, if only for showing persistence in the face of overwhelming odds...
NGTM1R > Everything.
NGTM1R > But mainly your dignity, if you had any.
Ser'aina > you lose.
Mori Felding > kill
*Miklos Atreides activates all 7 425mm railguns and his webber and begins locking the lone frigate that has been his only companionship for the last 5 hours*
*Miklos Atreides sniffles at the countdown aproaches zero*
Rose Bladestar > he's not good for you man
*Miklos Atreides sobs slightly as a single volley leaves the barrels vaporising his long time companion and a single tear rolls down his cheek*
NGTM1R > It's okay, he's going to a better place.
Rose Bladestar > he wouldn't get along with any of your friends
*Miklos Atreides warps to zero and docks, too distraught to check the wreck*
Miklos Atreides > That poor serpentis guard
NGTM1R > At least somebody who cared did it, rather then some lunatic ratting with a Megathron in .6...oh wait. :p
Miklos Atreides > I wasn't ratting. I was mining security
NGTM1R > Details, details.
Bloody Thought > WOOT!!!!!! <b>Dread Guristas Kinetic Deflection Amplifier</b>
Bloody Thought > was following an escalation
Bloody Thought > the escalation died but the dread rat dropped that
lannycameron > nice
Bloody Thought > i was happy lol
Bloody Thought > and 11 mil bounty to boot
lannycameron > lol nice
Calvmar > nice bloody
Bloody Thought > in the words of ron white.....its been a good day tater
Calvmar > lol
Bloody Thought > i got this today too <b>Crystal Alpha</b>
jih chop > /emote tethers his cloaked salvager to bloody . . . .
Calvmar > lol
jih chop > time to start following someone around everywhere he goes
Calvmar > trains ninja and follows bloddy
Bloody Thought > needs to train spelling as well lol
jih chop > :)
jih chop > he couldn't find the skillbook for spelling, they're listed alphabetically
Bloody Thought > was following an escalation
Bloody Thought > the escalation died but the dread rat dropped that
lannycameron > nice
Bloody Thought > i was happy lol
Bloody Thought > and 11 mil bounty to boot
lannycameron > lol nice
Calvmar > nice bloody
Bloody Thought > in the words of ron white.....its been a good day tater
Calvmar > lol
Bloody Thought > i got this today too <b>Crystal Alpha</b>
jih chop > /emote tethers his cloaked salvager to bloody . . . .
Calvmar > lol
jih chop > time to start following someone around everywhere he goes
Calvmar > trains ninja and follows bloddy
Bloody Thought > needs to train spelling as well lol
jih chop > :)
jih chop > he couldn't find the skillbook for spelling, they're listed alphabetically
Wilhelm Beck > for the record ratting in a shuttle is harder than i thought it would be
Tr4xx > You on TS?
Tr4xx > Ooh new Raven
Tr4XX > The ship could not be insured because of the following reason: The ship is currently insured by Chi Prime. Please wait for the contract to void, or repackage the ship.
Chi Prime > I'm in MLM channel
Chi Prime > yeh, repackage it
Chi Prime > or let it be as it is until you are safely in h-w
Tr4XX > oh god
Tr4XX > wrong button..
Shayla Sh'inlux > Tr4xx's on a roll
Tr4XX > im such ass i cant believe it
Tr4XX > i reprocsessed it
Tr4xx > Ooh new Raven
Tr4XX > The ship could not be insured because of the following reason: The ship is currently insured by Chi Prime. Please wait for the contract to void, or repackage the ship.
Chi Prime > I'm in MLM channel
Chi Prime > yeh, repackage it
Chi Prime > or let it be as it is until you are safely in h-w
Tr4XX > oh god
Tr4XX > wrong button..
Shayla Sh'inlux > Tr4xx's on a roll
Tr4XX > im such ass i cant believe it
Tr4XX > i reprocsessed it
Usagi Tsukino > Like it will only give me the basic Passive Shield Tanking cert.
Usagi Tsukino > I'm like 'Excuse me?'
Usagi Tsukino > I can passive shield tank 1200 DPS in my command ship, bitch. Basic my ass.
Usagi Tsukino > Back when I was a kid, we had to shield tank up hill, in the snow, both ways.
Davion Vrynn > Obviously CCP doesn't understand the finer points of passive tanking
Usagi Tsukino > No
Usagi Tsukino > For elite they want Tactical Shield Manipulation 5
Davion Vrynn > ...
Usagi Tsukino > NO ONE FUCKING NEEDS TSM5 FOR ANYTHING!!!! Unless you need capital shield hardners.
Usagi Tsukino > So if you're a subcapital pilot, which I plan on remaining forever, I would never, ever, ever, ever, ever, need TSM5.
Usagi Tsukino > OH NOES! A SLIGHT AMOUNT A DAMAGE LEAKED INTO MY ARMOR! WHATEVER AM I TO DO?!?!
Davion Vrynn > warp out
Usagi Tsukino > That or just sit there because my shields are at peak recharge and are fine, but I'm taking slight armor damage because I only have TSM 4
Davion Vrynn > NO, you should probably warp out. It's dangerous out there.
Davion Vrynn > In fact... it'd probably be safer for everyone of nobody undocked.
Davion Vrynn > Ever.
Usagi Tsukino > But then who would CCP gank?
Davion Vrynn > ISD
Usagi Tsukino > ISD doesn't exist anymore.
Davion Vrynn > BECAUSE CCP GANKED THEM
Usagi Tsukino > What you did there.
Usagi Tsukino > I see it.
Usagi Tsukino > I'm like 'Excuse me?'
Usagi Tsukino > I can passive shield tank 1200 DPS in my command ship, bitch. Basic my ass.
Usagi Tsukino > Back when I was a kid, we had to shield tank up hill, in the snow, both ways.
Davion Vrynn > Obviously CCP doesn't understand the finer points of passive tanking
Usagi Tsukino > No
Usagi Tsukino > For elite they want Tactical Shield Manipulation 5
Davion Vrynn > ...
Usagi Tsukino > NO ONE FUCKING NEEDS TSM5 FOR ANYTHING!!!! Unless you need capital shield hardners.
Usagi Tsukino > So if you're a subcapital pilot, which I plan on remaining forever, I would never, ever, ever, ever, ever, need TSM5.
Usagi Tsukino > OH NOES! A SLIGHT AMOUNT A DAMAGE LEAKED INTO MY ARMOR! WHATEVER AM I TO DO?!?!
Davion Vrynn > warp out
Usagi Tsukino > That or just sit there because my shields are at peak recharge and are fine, but I'm taking slight armor damage because I only have TSM 4
Davion Vrynn > NO, you should probably warp out. It's dangerous out there.
Davion Vrynn > In fact... it'd probably be safer for everyone of nobody undocked.
Davion Vrynn > Ever.
Usagi Tsukino > But then who would CCP gank?
Davion Vrynn > ISD
Usagi Tsukino > ISD doesn't exist anymore.
Davion Vrynn > BECAUSE CCP GANKED THEM
Usagi Tsukino > What you did there.
Usagi Tsukino > I see it.
Mighty Hobo > im after a Raven
Kettler > I could eat a horse.
Azia Burgi > well if you drop the minerals off at kor-azor prime and rustle up a BPC i can cook one
Azia Burgi > wait
Azia Burgi > wtf
Azia Burgi > i meant a raven
Azia Burgi > not a horse
Kettler > I could eat a horse.
Azia Burgi > well if you drop the minerals off at kor-azor prime and rustle up a BPC i can cook one
Azia Burgi > wait
Azia Burgi > wtf
Azia Burgi > i meant a raven
Azia Burgi > not a horse
Demon Sen > try to pick up 20 cans over 50kms away in a ferox... and you will know the true meaning of horror
Cletus Graeme > lol
Cletus Graeme > learn to power nap between loot pickups :p
Demon Sen > well.... I actualy have to find a mission required item among these cans
Cletus Graeme > train a monkey to play while u nap then :p
Demon Sen > might as well train him to wack me off
Demon Sen > save myself some real time
Cletus Graeme > lol
Cletus Graeme > learn to power nap between loot pickups :p
Demon Sen > well.... I actualy have to find a mission required item among these cans
Cletus Graeme > train a monkey to play while u nap then :p
Demon Sen > might as well train him to wack me off
Demon Sen > save myself some real time
Screaming Blade > ...Im mentaly screwed so bad in such a good way.
MrJordanIOI > Once in a gate camp breakup we did
MrJordanIOI > TECOR was the "master bait"
Count Basie > lol
TECOR > i was and ...i was
Ffaide > hehe...did he manage to jerk a few through the gate?
Ffaide > o.0
TECOR > yes and they loved it:)
Count Basie > Singlehandedly, no doubt.
MrJordanIOI > you know - TECOR is just that guy
Sable Schroedinger > nah, one blast and he was done
Ffaide > was a toss-off
TECOR > thats all it takes sable
Sergeant Slime > dont tease tecor about that guys, he has controlled bursts 5
Ffaide > you know what they say...you want it done right, you gotta do it yourself
Sergeant Slime > :D
Count Basie > I'm just gonna hope he doesn't have long range targetting.
Sergeant Slime > certainly rapid firing
MrJordanIOI > TECOR was the "master bait"
Count Basie > lol
TECOR > i was and ...i was
Ffaide > hehe...did he manage to jerk a few through the gate?
Ffaide > o.0
TECOR > yes and they loved it:)
Count Basie > Singlehandedly, no doubt.
MrJordanIOI > you know - TECOR is just that guy
Sable Schroedinger > nah, one blast and he was done
Ffaide > was a toss-off
TECOR > thats all it takes sable
Sergeant Slime > dont tease tecor about that guys, he has controlled bursts 5
Ffaide > you know what they say...you want it done right, you gotta do it yourself
Sergeant Slime > :D
Count Basie > I'm just gonna hope he doesn't have long range targetting.
Sergeant Slime > certainly rapid firing
Blipangel > i am a pretty pretty princess and there is nothing you can do to discourage me.