Victorious Xotzalci > can I get a cheap PLEX in amarr?
Victorious Xotzalci > i am looking for one under the normal price
Anagami Perigee > aren't we all
Little Chubby > Your grasp of economics is about as sound as Michael J. Fox holding a coke can.
Victorious Xotzalci > i am looking for one under the normal price
Anagami Perigee > aren't we all
Little Chubby > Your grasp of economics is about as sound as Michael J. Fox holding a coke can.
Drug Kito > damaged?
Kailea Atreides > got cerb? XD
SA TKperson > helo?
Kailea Atreides > hi there
Kailea Atreides > Kito said you were selling a cerb(s)?
Drug Kito > i g2g .... you two deal the escrow or something...
SA TKperson > ya
Kailea Atreides > for 160? where?
SA TKperson > oursalert
Kailea Atreides > how many you selling?
SA TKperson > one
Kailea Atreides > can you link it?
SA TKperson > Valor
Kailea Atreides > thats a rifter.
SA TKperson > ops
SA TKperson > TKperson's Cerberus
Kailea Atreides > thats a caracal
SA TKperson > i know
Kailea Atreides > a caracal. is not a cerberus
SA TKperson > yes
SA TKperson > give me money now plz
Kailea Atreides > how dumb do you think I am?
SA TKperson > very
Kailea Atreides > I love you too.
SA TKperson > me too
SA TKperson > i want a divorce
Kailea Atreides > fine. but I'm taking you for everything you're worth and I want full custody of the children
SA TKperson > hmm
SA TKperson > ok, but i keep the cerberus
Kailea Atreides > got cerb? XD
SA TKperson > helo?
Kailea Atreides > hi there
Kailea Atreides > Kito said you were selling a cerb(s)?
Drug Kito > i g2g .... you two deal the escrow or something...
SA TKperson > ya
Kailea Atreides > for 160? where?
SA TKperson > oursalert
Kailea Atreides > how many you selling?
SA TKperson > one
Kailea Atreides > can you link it?
SA TKperson > Valor
Kailea Atreides > thats a rifter.
SA TKperson > ops
SA TKperson > TKperson's Cerberus
Kailea Atreides > thats a caracal
SA TKperson > i know
Kailea Atreides > a caracal. is not a cerberus
SA TKperson > yes
SA TKperson > give me money now plz
Kailea Atreides > how dumb do you think I am?
SA TKperson > very
Kailea Atreides > I love you too.
SA TKperson > me too
SA TKperson > i want a divorce
Kailea Atreides > fine. but I'm taking you for everything you're worth and I want full custody of the children
SA TKperson > hmm
SA TKperson > ok, but i keep the cerberus
Jago Kain > meh... it works better if you dont explain it roley... i'd have been content with a quiet titter knowing that i was smarter than the half the channel that didnt get the joke
Roley Rayl > I got the joke.
Jago Kain > i realise that.... a simple ":)" would have done... instead you made yourself look like an american
Roley Rayl > But I am an American...
Jago Kain > my condolences
Roley Rayl > I got the joke.
Jago Kain > i realise that.... a simple ":)" would have done... instead you made yourself look like an american
Roley Rayl > But I am an American...
Jago Kain > my condolences
Hell's Gate > so does this mean were going to fight?
Gothikia > ¬¬
Drakma > if it does, I'm getting naked
turnschuh > dito
Pilk > waaaaaaaaay ahead of you.
Gothikia > ¬¬
Drakma > if it does, I'm getting naked
turnschuh > dito
Pilk > waaaaaaaaay ahead of you.
Arilanus Doshenko > Forgot, what's your lock range?
Forgot69 > 57km
Arilanus Doshenko > And now?
Forgot69 > 3,984m
Arilanus Doshenko > Awesome. I'm going to have babies with this ship.
Forgot69 > 57km
Arilanus Doshenko > And now?
Forgot69 > 3,984m
Arilanus Doshenko > Awesome. I'm going to have babies with this ship.
Maddog Hoek > There was a flash of light and my ship turned into what looks like an egg, Did I level up?
Bacchanalian > Guys, seriously, stop making fun of Jade and Revan
Bacchanalian > It's not cool to make fun of the mentally ill
Bacchanalian > It's not cool to make fun of the mentally ill
sb404 > it's official, noob mercs are the tech II version of fighter drones
Strill > Ya. EVE should be text based. Who needs all those useless graphics and sounds. They're for noobs.
Mankirks Wife >
***********
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a space grue.
> activate medium beam laser I
Cistuvaert
You are in a Gallente rookie system. There are five belts here, and a lone station belonging to the Center for Advanced Studies floats in space.
> go belt
Cistuvaert - Belt
Various Veldspar, Scordite, and Plagioclase asteroids litter space here.
A noob is mining Veldspar in a Velator nearby.
A Navitas is mining Scordite into a jetcan nearby.
A Hulk is sucking down roids on the far side of the belt.
> flip can
You flip the jetcan. The Navitas releases a Hobgoblin I and begins firing on you!
> kill carebear
You unload everything you've got on the Navitas, wrecking for 308 damage!
The Navitas' drone fires on you, hitting for 4.2 damage!
> kill carebear
The Navitas' drone fires on you, but it glances off!
You shoot the Navitas, hitting for 127 damage!
The Navitas explodes in pretty lightshow! The pilot emerges from his wreck in a pod.
> say 'LOL NOOB!'
You say, "LOL NOOB!"
The carebear says, "OMG Pirate! How lame! I wasn't doing anything to you!"
The pod warps away in the direction of the station.
> loot wreck
You loot the wreck of the Navitas.
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Shield Booster I
You recieve Expanded Cargohold I
Your neocom flashes. You have mail!
> read mali
I don't understand the word, "mali".
> read mail
You open your new mail.
"YOU ARE SO DEAD YOU LAME ASS PIRATE! I WORKED MY ASS OFF TO MINE ENOUGH TO GET THAT SIHP AND NOW I'M BACK IN A VELATOR! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!"
> say "lol"
You say, "lol"
***********
Mankirks Wife >
***********
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a space grue.
> activate medium beam laser I
Cistuvaert
You are in a Gallente rookie system. There are five belts here, and a lone station belonging to the Center for Advanced Studies floats in space.
> go belt
Cistuvaert - Belt
Various Veldspar, Scordite, and Plagioclase asteroids litter space here.
A noob is mining Veldspar in a Velator nearby.
A Navitas is mining Scordite into a jetcan nearby.
A Hulk is sucking down roids on the far side of the belt.
> flip can
You flip the jetcan. The Navitas releases a Hobgoblin I and begins firing on you!
> kill carebear
You unload everything you've got on the Navitas, wrecking for 308 damage!
The Navitas' drone fires on you, hitting for 4.2 damage!
> kill carebear
The Navitas' drone fires on you, but it glances off!
You shoot the Navitas, hitting for 127 damage!
The Navitas explodes in pretty lightshow! The pilot emerges from his wreck in a pod.
> say 'LOL NOOB!'
You say, "LOL NOOB!"
The carebear says, "OMG Pirate! How lame! I wasn't doing anything to you!"
The pod warps away in the direction of the station.
> loot wreck
You loot the wreck of the Navitas.
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Shield Booster I
You recieve Expanded Cargohold I
Your neocom flashes. You have mail!
> read mali
I don't understand the word, "mali".
> read mail
You open your new mail.
"YOU ARE SO DEAD YOU LAME ASS PIRATE! I WORKED MY ASS OFF TO MINE ENOUGH TO GET THAT SIHP AND NOW I'M BACK IN A VELATOR! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!"
> say "lol"
You say, "lol"
***********
Tolin Dorden > if they really wanted to do something out of it they should at least change the voice of comp. according to what ship race you're flyin.
Tolin Dorden > amarr some kind of religious choir thingy
Tolin Dorden > Caldari some sort of corporate yelling
Tolin Dorden > minmatar should be screaming for more duct tape
Tolin Dorden > and gallente should scream out loud: I SURRENDER!
Tolin Dorden > amarr some kind of religious choir thingy
Tolin Dorden > Caldari some sort of corporate yelling
Tolin Dorden > minmatar should be screaming for more duct tape
Tolin Dorden > and gallente should scream out loud: I SURRENDER!