(HippoKing): one idea from today (xkcd inspired) was to go into shops and try and buy the two items that would most freak out the cashier when bought together
(HippoKing): can you think of anything better than a pregnancy test and a single wire coathangar?
(vensa): those things, and a frying pan
(HippoKing): can you think of anything better than a pregnancy test and a single wire coathangar?
(vensa): those things, and a frying pan
BoldynLeftNut > /emote waves at master
Guddah > fun times were had by all
Jinx TyDevi > NOCE
Boldyn > numberguy....
Boldyns RightNut > hi mate
Guddah > lol
Boldyns RightNut > where are u?
Boldyns RightNut > didnt see u for some time
BoldynLeftNut > I got the sack :(
Boldyn > GUYS!!!
Boldyns RightNut > where r u hanging?
Droewa > boldyn why you talking to your testes?
Boldyn > plz...not in this channel guys
BoldynLeftNut > TESTE TESTE 1 2 3
Boldyns RightNut > /emote wobbles of joy seeing his bro
Boldyn > keep it in 9cg local or so
Boldyns RightNut > /emote shuts up now
Havoc AQM > you sure it is right nut or wrong nut?? =)
BoldynLeftNut > /emote huggles his brother in sac
Boldyn > DROP IT! and I don“t meen the nuts
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Guddah > fun times were had by all
Jinx TyDevi > NOCE
Boldyn > numberguy....
Boldyns RightNut > hi mate
Guddah > lol
Boldyns RightNut > where are u?
Boldyns RightNut > didnt see u for some time
BoldynLeftNut > I got the sack :(
Boldyn > GUYS!!!
Boldyns RightNut > where r u hanging?
Droewa > boldyn why you talking to your testes?
Boldyn > plz...not in this channel guys
BoldynLeftNut > TESTE TESTE 1 2 3
Boldyns RightNut > /emote wobbles of joy seeing his bro
Boldyn > keep it in 9cg local or so
Boldyns RightNut > /emote shuts up now
Havoc AQM > you sure it is right nut or wrong nut?? =)
BoldynLeftNut > /emote huggles his brother in sac
Boldyn > DROP IT! and I don“t meen the nuts
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Olixia Castitatis > yay I found my joystick.
Nova Satar > never say that again
Nova Satar > never say that again
Asmodai Wrath > haav i want that thing back with out a scrach on it
haav0c > can it have gouges in it then?
Asmodai Wrath > nope
haav0c > well shoot
haav0c > i need a new way to describe "a long area of the object where a notable section seems to have been removed violently"
haav0c > can it have gouges in it then?
Asmodai Wrath > nope
haav0c > well shoot
haav0c > i need a new way to describe "a long area of the object where a notable section seems to have been removed violently"
Condor - Xyli, I'd love to have you keep me warm
* Condor - snuggles Xyli
Xyliana - hehe
Condor - of course YOU'RE the cold one.
Condor - so perhaps it'll me likely be me keeping YOU warm
Xyliana - I hate cold weather
Xod - I heard she farts in her sleep
Condor - which I also have no problem with
Condor - wow, the timing was not so good there
Condor - HAH!
Xyliana - Xod I hate you
Xod - I hate me too
Condor - I fart in my awake, so i think it balances out.
Xyliana - you on this personal mision to make sure I never date again :P
* Condor - snuggles Xyli
Xyliana - hehe
Condor - of course YOU'RE the cold one.
Condor - so perhaps it'll me likely be me keeping YOU warm
Xyliana - I hate cold weather
Xod - I heard she farts in her sleep
Condor - which I also have no problem with
Condor - wow, the timing was not so good there
Condor - HAH!
Xyliana - Xod I hate you
Xod - I hate me too
Condor - I fart in my awake, so i think it balances out.
Xyliana - you on this personal mision to make sure I never date again :P
Jacob Etienne > thing is, in hurricane territory you can go looting
Jacob Etienne > cant loot in volcano territory
Jacob Etienne > because its all fucking roasted to ash
Ebon Ju > Jacob you're a true pirate
Meikathon > That's not a compliment.
Jacob Etienne > with luck, the body of a fat businessman with a large wallet lands on your front lawn
Ebon Ju > yes it is
Meikathon > Robbing isn't.
Dionin > Jake I hate to break it to you but the cargo scam doesn't work IRL :P
Jacob Etienne > i could make it work!
Ebon Ju > Yes it does
Jacob Etienne > you take something from a shop
Jacob Etienne > then when the guy chases after you
Jacob Etienne > you say, sorry, take it back
Jacob Etienne > then when he takes it back, you batter him senseless and take it anyway
Jacob Etienne > cant loot in volcano territory
Jacob Etienne > because its all fucking roasted to ash
Ebon Ju > Jacob you're a true pirate
Meikathon > That's not a compliment.
Jacob Etienne > with luck, the body of a fat businessman with a large wallet lands on your front lawn
Ebon Ju > yes it is
Meikathon > Robbing isn't.
Dionin > Jake I hate to break it to you but the cargo scam doesn't work IRL :P
Jacob Etienne > i could make it work!
Ebon Ju > Yes it does
Jacob Etienne > you take something from a shop
Jacob Etienne > then when the guy chases after you
Jacob Etienne > you say, sorry, take it back
Jacob Etienne > then when he takes it back, you batter him senseless and take it anyway
Lord Apophiss > anyone do missions with a tempest?
Nocturnal Prince > nah, Im not one of those 'In rust we trust' guys
Nocturnal Prince > nah, Im not one of those 'In rust we trust' guys
<Ordo> can anyone give me a quick overview on what happened today?
<Ab_Initio> 2 hours of loading, then killed a pod.
<Ab_Initio> 2 hours of loading, then killed a pod.
Robert0288 > Luftwaffle
Robert0288 > I knew it started with Lu (something)
Tae'Lin Hynd > GET ME SOME SYRUP
Mooha182 > WATCH OUT! FLYING WAFFLES!
VardemanII > LuftWaffles, isn't that what the Americans saw over Germany?
Robert0288 > I knew it started with Lu (something)
Tae'Lin Hynd > GET ME SOME SYRUP
Mooha182 > WATCH OUT! FLYING WAFFLES!
VardemanII > LuftWaffles, isn't that what the Americans saw over Germany?
wizzard66 > not true throdax. my balls were cut of after having 2 kids. Its custom in holland
Alucartd > :/
wizzard66 > we have a nice party with tea and cookies, and then SNAP, they are gone
Throdax > glad I don't live there
wizzard66 > and then we can finally sing in a boys choire
Saarde > lol
Throdax > don't you mean firls choire?
Throdax > *girls
wizzard66 > i wish
Alucartd > :/
wizzard66 > we have a nice party with tea and cookies, and then SNAP, they are gone
Throdax > glad I don't live there
wizzard66 > and then we can finally sing in a boys choire
Saarde > lol
Throdax > don't you mean firls choire?
Throdax > *girls
wizzard66 > i wish