Rhinanna > low sec is like an orgy, always bring protection and always watch your arse :)
The Anointed > i hear mike is back
Tamora > yea
The Anointed > he msn'd me lastnight
Tamora > black and more wigga than ever
The Anointed > lol
Tamora > errr back and bigger than ever
Donald Trump > hahaha
Tamora > most apt typo ever
Tamora > yea
The Anointed > he msn'd me lastnight
Tamora > black and more wigga than ever
The Anointed > lol
Tamora > errr back and bigger than ever
Donald Trump > hahaha
Tamora > most apt typo ever
Isolde Rheingold > btw ... did anyone know? Pigs can't fly
Bunyip > Yes they can, Iso
Bunyip > I've seen tons of police helicopters
Isolde Rheingold > /emote gasps
Bunyip > Yes they can, Iso
Bunyip > I've seen tons of police helicopters
Isolde Rheingold > /emote gasps
Sparq: I'm navigating right now on the TouchPad with my tongue, I'll probably get some horrible disease BUT IT TASTES LIKE VICTORY
Timothy McKenzie > one of them made a mistake of asking me what he could do in a punisher since he can't rat here
Timothy McKenzie > I just killed a hauler spawn that dropped 12M trit
Timothy McKenzie > guess what I'm making him do?
* Timothy McKenzie laughs
Githzheri > lol
Christa Larne > lol
Timothy McKenzie > in a punisher
Timothy McKenzie > he get's 13k trit per haul
Tavor Jeager > a very cruel and unusual punishment
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Timothy McKenzie > it sure violates the geneva conventions
Kel Gunrunner > thats so harsh
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Timothy McKenzie > I just dragoone d asecond n00b to do that same thing ROFL!
* Christa Larne makes a note that Huzzah is now a confirmed slaver organisation.
* sb404 gasps
Timothy McKenzie > this one is doing it in a kestrel!
Tar Kovsky > hauling in a kestrel?
Odinsblade > kesrel
Tar Kovsky > that's sick
Odinsblade > HAHAHAHA
Odinsblade > thats classic
Githzheri > what system? I'll bring my hauler and show em how it's done :P
Odinsblade > dont spoil thier fun gith
Githzheri > lol
Odinsblade > wouldnt want to make them feel useless
Timothy McKenzie > well not like they can do much out in 0 sec
Timothy McKenzie > in a kestrel and a punisher
Kel Gunrunner > corse they can
Githzheri > well, 12mil trit woudl still take me a while
Odinsblade > intel
sb404 > they can run away
Kel Gunrunner > use em to scoop ur npc loot
Timothy McKenzie > yeah
Timothy McKenzie > they are now scooping 3 frig cans
Timothy McKenzie > and 12M trit
Timothy McKenzie > MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
Odinsblade > but still
Odinsblade > 12m trit
Kel Gunrunner > get em to warp in and kill the frigs once u have agro
Kel Gunrunner > like drones lol
Christa Larne > how to turn your BS into a Carrier - get lots of rookies to act as fighters :)
Odinsblade > cheaper version of fighters :p
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Odinsblade > dammit christa
sb404 > less skills needed too
Timothy McKenzie > more damaging too
* Odinsblade thinks christa needs to stop brain-snatching
sb404 > it's official, noobs are the tech II version of fighter drones
Odinsblade > lol, though you would need patience level 5 to use them
* Timothy McKenzie launches T2 Noob fighters
Timothy McKenzie > launch fighters, launch fighters! (re: Star Control)
sb404 > "0 out of 5 T2 noob fighters have refused to obey your orders for various reasons"
Odinsblade > lol
Odinsblade > if 0 of the 5 have refused doesnt that mean they all obey?
Christa Larne > cheaper to replace as well
sb404 > yes, yes it does
sb404 > because they are afraid of you.
Odinsblade > lol
Odinsblade > your all evil
Timothy McKenzie > yeah one salvo and I could pop one
Odinsblade > i take no aprt in this maniacal plot
sb404 > it's too late
Timothy McKenzie > I just killed a hauler spawn that dropped 12M trit
Timothy McKenzie > guess what I'm making him do?
* Timothy McKenzie laughs
Githzheri > lol
Christa Larne > lol
Timothy McKenzie > in a punisher
Timothy McKenzie > he get's 13k trit per haul
Tavor Jeager > a very cruel and unusual punishment
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Timothy McKenzie > it sure violates the geneva conventions
Kel Gunrunner > thats so harsh
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Timothy McKenzie > I just dragoone d asecond n00b to do that same thing ROFL!
* Christa Larne makes a note that Huzzah is now a confirmed slaver organisation.
* sb404 gasps
Timothy McKenzie > this one is doing it in a kestrel!
Tar Kovsky > hauling in a kestrel?
Odinsblade > kesrel
Tar Kovsky > that's sick
Odinsblade > HAHAHAHA
Odinsblade > thats classic
Githzheri > what system? I'll bring my hauler and show em how it's done :P
Odinsblade > dont spoil thier fun gith
Githzheri > lol
Odinsblade > wouldnt want to make them feel useless
Timothy McKenzie > well not like they can do much out in 0 sec
Timothy McKenzie > in a kestrel and a punisher
Kel Gunrunner > corse they can
Githzheri > well, 12mil trit woudl still take me a while
Odinsblade > intel
sb404 > they can run away
Kel Gunrunner > use em to scoop ur npc loot
Timothy McKenzie > yeah
Timothy McKenzie > they are now scooping 3 frig cans
Timothy McKenzie > and 12M trit
Timothy McKenzie > MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
Odinsblade > but still
Odinsblade > 12m trit
Kel Gunrunner > get em to warp in and kill the frigs once u have agro
Kel Gunrunner > like drones lol
Christa Larne > how to turn your BS into a Carrier - get lots of rookies to act as fighters :)
Odinsblade > cheaper version of fighters :p
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Odinsblade > dammit christa
sb404 > less skills needed too
Timothy McKenzie > more damaging too
* Odinsblade thinks christa needs to stop brain-snatching
sb404 > it's official, noobs are the tech II version of fighter drones
Odinsblade > lol, though you would need patience level 5 to use them
* Timothy McKenzie launches T2 Noob fighters
Timothy McKenzie > launch fighters, launch fighters! (re: Star Control)
sb404 > "0 out of 5 T2 noob fighters have refused to obey your orders for various reasons"
Odinsblade > lol
Odinsblade > if 0 of the 5 have refused doesnt that mean they all obey?
Christa Larne > cheaper to replace as well
sb404 > yes, yes it does
sb404 > because they are afraid of you.
Odinsblade > lol
Odinsblade > your all evil
Timothy McKenzie > yeah one salvo and I could pop one
Odinsblade > i take no aprt in this maniacal plot
sb404 > it's too late
Broomhilde > anyone one that can answer a few dumb PI questions?
Spork Witch > broom: don't ask to ask
Broomhilde > dont ask to ask?
Jericho D'Angel > just ask what you want answered
Spork Witch > broom: just ask the question, if someone knows, they'll answer, if they don't, they won't
Spork Witch > broom: but asking to ask just takes up space and annoys people
Broomhilde > youd be surprised how little seems to be known about PI, so thought Id save some time
Spork Witch > broom: ironically, you've wasted more time and text by asking to ask, than by simply asking your question
Jericho D'Angel > and what happened to not answering if you din't know answer?
Spork Witch > jericho: you don't answer if you don't know the answer. i didn't say anything about when we don't even know the question
Broomhilde > Spork, no I hvnt, i got the answer I thought Id get. No affirmatives which means no one here knows diddly about PI, moving on. Ill chk the PI channel.
Hunin Ravensong > BROOM, QUIT BEING A NIT-PICKY LITTLE BITCH AND JUST ASK THE GOD-DAMNED QUESTION
Hunin Ravensong > Yes, I know about PI, and have been waiting for your question for 15 minutes now
Spork Witch > broom: don't ask to ask
Broomhilde > dont ask to ask?
Jericho D'Angel > just ask what you want answered
Spork Witch > broom: just ask the question, if someone knows, they'll answer, if they don't, they won't
Spork Witch > broom: but asking to ask just takes up space and annoys people
Broomhilde > youd be surprised how little seems to be known about PI, so thought Id save some time
Spork Witch > broom: ironically, you've wasted more time and text by asking to ask, than by simply asking your question
Jericho D'Angel > and what happened to not answering if you din't know answer?
Spork Witch > jericho: you don't answer if you don't know the answer. i didn't say anything about when we don't even know the question
Broomhilde > Spork, no I hvnt, i got the answer I thought Id get. No affirmatives which means no one here knows diddly about PI, moving on. Ill chk the PI channel.
Hunin Ravensong > BROOM, QUIT BEING A NIT-PICKY LITTLE BITCH AND JUST ASK THE GOD-DAMNED QUESTION
Hunin Ravensong > Yes, I know about PI, and have been waiting for your question for 15 minutes now
Olicus > space looks so dark and ebil
SoldierOfFortune > it looks fecking EPIC
SoldierOfFortune > makes even a shuttle look smexy
Olicus > it's like yes I am empty, yes I am dangerous, yes you will die
SoldierOfFortune > it looks fecking EPIC
SoldierOfFortune > makes even a shuttle look smexy
Olicus > it's like yes I am empty, yes I am dangerous, yes you will die
Saveforthememory > hey do u guys know where the exit wormhole is cuz i forgot to bookmark it?
Kaylen Vimanis > http://kb.txsi.co.uk/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=920
Kaylen Vimanis > http://kb.txsi.co.uk/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=921
Kaylen Vimanis > helped him home
Kaylen Vimanis > http://kb.txsi.co.uk/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=920
Kaylen Vimanis > http://kb.txsi.co.uk/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=921
Kaylen Vimanis > helped him home
neur0n > not really
neur0n > russians > all tbh
Altai Saker > russians are really good at crime
Celek > russians are the chuck norris of EvE
neur0n > russians > all tbh
Altai Saker > russians are really good at crime
Celek > russians are the chuck norris of EvE
paddytehpyro > : My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard
and they're like
do you wanna trade cards
damn right I wanna trade cards
I can swap you, do you have charizard?
and they're like
do you wanna trade cards
damn right I wanna trade cards
I can swap you, do you have charizard?