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Madcap Magician > I have you partially surrounded. Please exit the station with your hands in your jacket searching for a gun.
Madcap Magician > "Tommy? Tommy are you in there? This is your wife, honey! I love you very much, and you need to do what this nice man is asking you to do! Please, think of our children!"
Madcap Magician > "Never! I have the arkonor and you'll have to pry it from my cold, logged off fingers before you'll ever own it again!"
Madcap Magician > "TOMMY NOOOOOOOO!!!"
Madcap Magician > Will Tommy give in to his carnal desire for megacyte? Will the good men of Finite Horizon show any quarter? Will this nonsense ever STOP? Tune into 2O-EEW tomorrow and find out!
Madcap Magician > (Cue theme music)
Doug > got a book from him...."iceland 1100 years" :)
Ravenal > yup. he told me
Ravenal > said you couldnt belive we lived in dirt houses only 100 years ago
Sir Dragon > where a bunch off hill billy's :(
Doug > hehe....and now you have the internet....man, how you guys have come along! you'll have flying cars and personal jet packs like the rest of us in no time!
Crixon > haha
Melfor > lol
Sir Dragon > what are you talking about, i already got mine :)
Doug > lol
bryndal36 > that's bout 150mil isk up in flames
Hecatoncheires > ouch
Thorrac > What happened?
bryndal36 > um, hehe, well, i'm an arachnophobic, not proud of it but there it is. a dirty great huntsman just dropped on my desk, scared the crap out of me, i had to wait for my flatmate to kill it for me, and when i came back, rats took out my barge
Lizaa > if men could lick themselves we would never leave the house
Lord Zap > indeed
Negotiator > i didnt mean i lick my penis, asshole
Siddy > lick themselfs... were?
Lord Zap > rofl
Lizaa > lol
<Super_Monkey> I'd rather live in a world where I won't have to worry about my balls exploding for no discernable reason
Apache > FA guy in low sec
Apache > thats a rare spawn
Duries Kain > I think my wife is about to pod me :( lol.
Holy One > turn your hardeners on duries.
Duries Kain > got full room agro
Ashliszenaira > where u by it at so i can wank u?
Ashliszenaira > I mean gank
Dru Essex > lmao, one of the guys who blobbed my domi emailed me to high five me for the nice fit
Gavjack Bunk > Lots of asteroids in nice neat rows... looks like they let the new guy design this one
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