Myrrdin > Surely IC, you can have whatever size you like...
TheJay > yeah, IC mines the size of an apoc
TheJay > it has an inty fighter wing escort
Vladic Valenski > :D
Caya > lmao
TheJay > i copulate with stargates when im drunk
Vladic Valenski > lol
Kardinaal > so you're the reason they are called golden dildo's
TheJay > perfect fit
TheJay > yeah, its all my fault
TheJay > im the phallic tribute to the emperor sent by god to embarrass the minmatar with their inferior male organs
TheJay > yeah, IC mines the size of an apoc
TheJay > it has an inty fighter wing escort
Vladic Valenski > :D
Caya > lmao
TheJay > i copulate with stargates when im drunk
Vladic Valenski > lol
Kardinaal > so you're the reason they are called golden dildo's
TheJay > perfect fit
TheJay > yeah, its all my fault
TheJay > im the phallic tribute to the emperor sent by god to embarrass the minmatar with their inferior male organs
Packtu'sa > If I dated a girl in EVE, one of us would kick the others' ass ssooooo bad
Packtu'sa > Like, she'd go gank my mothership or something
Packtu'sa > I'd scam her off 20bn in officer mods
Packtu'sa > Etc.
Packtu'sa > We'd join warring alliances and primary each others' faction BS
Gweee > haha
Packtu'sa > And in all likelihood she'd be newer than I am
Packtu'sa > It'd be like me fighting Gweee
Packtu'sa > Just wouldn't be fair.
Gweee > ....
Gweee > grrr
Packtu'sa > Like, she'd go gank my mothership or something
Packtu'sa > I'd scam her off 20bn in officer mods
Packtu'sa > Etc.
Packtu'sa > We'd join warring alliances and primary each others' faction BS
Gweee > haha
Packtu'sa > And in all likelihood she'd be newer than I am
Packtu'sa > It'd be like me fighting Gweee
Packtu'sa > Just wouldn't be fair.
Gweee > ....
Gweee > grrr
<HellGremlin> Folks came down on Bush for taking four days to respond to Katrina
<HellGremlin> I think France just beat that, having effectively done nothing for thirteen days
<HellGremlin> And then next to nothing on the 13th
<HellGremlin> "Please, rioters, it's after sundown! We need you to be in your beds s'il vous plait!"
<HellGremlin> I think France just beat that, having effectively done nothing for thirteen days
<HellGremlin> And then next to nothing on the 13th
<HellGremlin> "Please, rioters, it's after sundown! We need you to be in your beds s'il vous plait!"
Creana > u`r momma is so fat , that BOB mistaken her for a region and claimed her
talemacus > well then how about we try a novel concept and share a global shared culture called humanity?
Andreus Ixiris > talemacus: GOOD FUCKING LUCK WITH THAT
talemacus > what we need is an extraterrestrial invader... ala Independance Day
Red0Max44 > earthlings, i will decend and destroy your world known as eve
Andreus Ixiris > Oh fuck that shit
Andreus Ixiris > Fuck the Earth
Andreus Ixiris > But if aliens come and try to take my EVE you're going to see some fists of British fury
Ford Adams > LOL
Andreus Ixiris > I will punch out the entire alien invasion force, you watch me
Ford Adams > the invasion would go smoothly until the internet stops working... then suddenly, armies of pasty nerds descend upon the alien force, enraged and mumbling something about the server being down
Susano'o Mikoto > i can only imagine what an enraged 2chan would be capable of...
Ford Adams > the enemy commander would be strangled by a 16 year old girl screaming MYSPAAAACE over and over
Susano'o Mikoto > its a sign of what this world is coming to when i can actualy picture that happening
Shoukin > Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition is what i say.
Andreus Ixiris > THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES
Andreus Ixiris > BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE OUR BROADBAND
Ford Adams > lol, yeah. the next great american revolution won't come unless the internet goes out for at least a week
Ford Adams > then: mass bedlam
Ford Adams > people pelted to death with cordless mice
Garth Skytrader > the 2nd Amendment gets replaced by The Right to MMO
Andreus Ixiris > talemacus: GOOD FUCKING LUCK WITH THAT
talemacus > what we need is an extraterrestrial invader... ala Independance Day
Red0Max44 > earthlings, i will decend and destroy your world known as eve
Andreus Ixiris > Oh fuck that shit
Andreus Ixiris > Fuck the Earth
Andreus Ixiris > But if aliens come and try to take my EVE you're going to see some fists of British fury
Ford Adams > LOL
Andreus Ixiris > I will punch out the entire alien invasion force, you watch me
Ford Adams > the invasion would go smoothly until the internet stops working... then suddenly, armies of pasty nerds descend upon the alien force, enraged and mumbling something about the server being down
Susano'o Mikoto > i can only imagine what an enraged 2chan would be capable of...
Ford Adams > the enemy commander would be strangled by a 16 year old girl screaming MYSPAAAACE over and over
Susano'o Mikoto > its a sign of what this world is coming to when i can actualy picture that happening
Shoukin > Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition is what i say.
Andreus Ixiris > THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES
Andreus Ixiris > BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE OUR BROADBAND
Ford Adams > lol, yeah. the next great american revolution won't come unless the internet goes out for at least a week
Ford Adams > then: mass bedlam
Ford Adams > people pelted to death with cordless mice
Garth Skytrader > the 2nd Amendment gets replaced by The Right to MMO
Ginger Magician > u dont know who i am do methinks
Nox Stringfellow > with a bounty like that i dont think your important :P
Nox Stringfellow > with a bounty like that i dont think your important :P
retlaw > afk some thing fell down outside
Takayoru > k
Takayoru > Is your house under attack? Check your armor tank!
retlaw > fire work hit rain spout
Takayoru > no shit?
Takayoru > missiles
retlaw > ya it is ok though
Takayoru > they always hit
Takayoru > how much DPS?
Takayoru > k
Takayoru > Is your house under attack? Check your armor tank!
retlaw > fire work hit rain spout
Takayoru > no shit?
Takayoru > missiles
retlaw > ya it is ok though
Takayoru > they always hit
Takayoru > how much DPS?
Azia Burgi > MOAR WIEN!!!!
Azia Burgi > /emote pours out more wine for everyone
ManaLiz > rofl
ManaLiz > azia you're cut off
ManaLiz > hehe
Azia Burgi > /emote slips angel a bottle
Azia Burgi > this was bought by my sisters bf to apologise for nearly breaking her arm when he reversed into a wall
Azia Burgi > i think he should reverse into my sister more often tbh
Azia Burgi > its really rather tasty
Ewok Fall > lol
Azia Burgi > /emote pours out more wine for everyone
ManaLiz > rofl
ManaLiz > azia you're cut off
ManaLiz > hehe
Azia Burgi > /emote slips angel a bottle
Azia Burgi > this was bought by my sisters bf to apologise for nearly breaking her arm when he reversed into a wall
Azia Burgi > i think he should reverse into my sister more often tbh
Azia Burgi > its really rather tasty
Ewok Fall > lol
Onyx47 > I want a shuttle with a med slot
KILLOR > Onyx: It's called a Vengeance.
KILLOR > Onyx: It's called a Vengeance.
Leopold Caine > A new harbinger - 27 million ISK
Leopold Caine > Equipment - 20 million isk
Leopold Caine > The look on that guy's face when you pod him - priceless
Hayokiro > hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Leopold Caine > Some things can be bought with ISK. For everything else, we use pulse lasers.
Hayokiro > that one is getting to omgrawr
Leopold Caine > Equipment - 20 million isk
Leopold Caine > The look on that guy's face when you pod him - priceless
Hayokiro > hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Leopold Caine > Some things can be bought with ISK. For everything else, we use pulse lasers.
Hayokiro > that one is getting to omgrawr