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Miklos Atreides > I have a moral dilema and I could really use your help
Venitas > <obfaith> Search the scriptures, and there will be your answer...</obfaith>
Ser'aina > stone 'em to death?
Miklos Atreides > I've been seeing this guy for a while.... but he's kinda a rat and I want to break it off. but lately he's been acting threatening, even a little violent
Rose Bladestar > lol
Fast Eddie > And the moral dilemma aspect is....?
Miklos Atreides > rose don't laugh!
Venitas > Whether to dump him or to shoot him would be my guess.
Ser'aina > stay with cock or go pussy?
Miklos Atreides > I'm being serious I'm really having trouble deciding what to do
Miklos Atreides > we've had a decent relationship thus far, but it's just not really working out for either of us
Venitas > If he's getting violent, leave. It's not worth it.
Ser'aina > stop getting drunk and asking about 'gay problems' in minmatar chat, ASSHOLE
Miklos Atreides > I've been tanking him on my shield regen for like 5 hours. I can't decide to walk away and hope he lives till DT, or to just end his pain quickly
NGTM1R > Owned. In the face.
Ser'aina > or maybe you're sober and just that lame
Miklos Atreides > I guess we mistakely revealed the homophobe
NGTM1R > Sorry Ser'aina, you lose. :p
Ser'aina > i'm sorry, what do i lose?
Fast Eddie > Mik, let him live, if only for showing persistence in the face of overwhelming odds...
NGTM1R > Everything.
NGTM1R > But mainly your dignity, if you had any.
Ser'aina > you lose.
Mori Felding > kill
*Miklos Atreides activates all 7 425mm railguns and his webber and begins locking the lone frigate that has been his only companionship for the last 5 hours*
*Miklos Atreides sniffles at the countdown aproaches zero*
Rose Bladestar > he's not good for you man
*Miklos Atreides sobs slightly as a single volley leaves the barrels vaporising his long time companion and a single tear rolls down his cheek*
NGTM1R > It's okay, he's going to a better place.
Rose Bladestar > he wouldn't get along with any of your friends
*Miklos Atreides warps to zero and docks, too distraught to check the wreck*
Miklos Atreides > That poor serpentis guard
NGTM1R > At least somebody who cared did it, rather then some lunatic ratting with a Megathron in .6...oh wait. :p
Miklos Atreides > I wasn't ratting. I was mining security
NGTM1R > Details, details.
Max Nero > i wank a hawk
Krollin > erm....
Krollin > i hope you mean WanT
Max Nero > damit! that's a pretty bad typo
*after discussing hermaphrodite porn*

Durandal Strauss > i did wonder what made me log in this morning. this was it.
failpirate > werd up
failpirate > (?)
John Blick > go to bed! gotta get up early!
Meatball Enema > bunch in kourmonen
Meatball Enema > man up and fucking show up
Mu'n Hurricane > some of them in auga... just cant find where at
failpirate > can anyone loan me 4bil?
ahduth > what for?
failpirate > lost my rifter
Sinfull > Yyyyyeeeeah..... i'll get right on that...
failpirate > <3
ahduth > yes, yes you will
Chaos Wyvern > Do you take monopoly money?
failpirate > surprisingly, i do
Ikvar > GO BOB
Ikvar > BOB FTW
Lord Savage > GO ROCK... CEPT DIE JIM
thoth foc > LOL
Stratego > *cough*
Stratego > go BOB!'
thoth foc > GO DJ!
thoth foc > no wait....
Lord Savage > the only way i would cheer for the dj is if he was in the process of killing himself
Dr Kang > yeeesh the Clusterfuck saving the NC is like going to see that old cranky in the nursing home. You force yourself to go because he has no family and is alone, but when you get there he abuses you for being useless while he shits himself
Aberash > smart car?
Aberash > u must be mad!
Aberash > there the worst cars ever
Aberash > they tested em on top gear
Aberash > it could barely turn a corner at speed
Helena X > who on earth would try to corner at speed in a smart car
Aberash > for a laugh
<@HellGremlin> 7:30 AM SNORK
<Horionte> [23:31] <HellGremlin> 7:30 AM SNORK
<Horionte> 31 past
<Horionte> you fail
<@HellGremlin> No, YOU FAIL
* HippoKing was kicked by HellGremlin
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* Horionte was kicked by HellGremlin
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* Ix_Forres was kicked by HellGremlin
<Horionte> your aim sucks :P
<@HellGremlin> It was an aoe kick
<Horionte> ah
<@spiralJunkie> less damage per person
<Xharky> Nice recovery
<@spiralJunkie> bigger mana use
<@spiralJunkie> but more targets
Ryo Jang > i'm pretty :D
Skirge > O_o
Ryo Jang > cough
HyJek > say something manly to redeem yourself
Ryo Jang > um
Ryo Jang > i like beer and women
HyJek > man status redeemed
Murphy Black > The tranquillity of space, the sound of mining lasers and a good beer. What a great way to end the day
McBarnacle > I vote for getting laid personally
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