Caellach Marellus > Nerve Sticks
Kharakan > Illegallll
Kharakan > Pretty much everywhere.
Kharakan > Do Not Carry Around.
Caellach Marellus > want some? =p
Kharakan > /emote Jedihandwaves > You don't want to sell me Nerve Sticks.
Kharakan > /emote Jedihandwaves > You want to go home and rethink your life.
Caellach Marellus > I don't want to sell you nerve sticks
Caellach Marellus > I want to go home and... rethink my life.
Kharakan > Illegallll
Kharakan > Pretty much everywhere.
Kharakan > Do Not Carry Around.
Caellach Marellus > want some? =p
Kharakan > /emote Jedihandwaves > You don't want to sell me Nerve Sticks.
Kharakan > /emote Jedihandwaves > You want to go home and rethink your life.
Caellach Marellus > I don't want to sell you nerve sticks
Caellach Marellus > I want to go home and... rethink my life.
Vladimir Kozyrev > dramius says if you make us your friend he will get on his knees for you
Andargor theWise > well, i could do you a favor
Andargor theWise > expedite your pod jump back to empire
Vladimir Kozyrev > i got clones for that
Andargor theWise > yeah, but self-destruct is 120 seconds, i'm faster
Vladimir Kozyrev > clone jump is instant
Vladimir Kozyrev > and if I clone jump I'll magically end up with implants in my head
Andargor theWise > but doesnt feel as good
Andargor theWise > bah, small details
Vladimir Kozyrev > yes
Dramius > lol....last time I fly down here because of curiosity
Andargor theWise > the two things you cant avoid: taxes and losing implants
Andargor theWise > well, i could do you a favor
Andargor theWise > expedite your pod jump back to empire
Vladimir Kozyrev > i got clones for that
Andargor theWise > yeah, but self-destruct is 120 seconds, i'm faster
Vladimir Kozyrev > clone jump is instant
Vladimir Kozyrev > and if I clone jump I'll magically end up with implants in my head
Andargor theWise > but doesnt feel as good
Andargor theWise > bah, small details
Vladimir Kozyrev > yes
Dramius > lol....last time I fly down here because of curiosity
Andargor theWise > the two things you cant avoid: taxes and losing implants
Theo Samaritan > you never see an iteron?
Dayk > not on the first date
Dayk > not on the first date
<@Terror> "It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield."
<@cky> opposite over hypotenuse
<@cky> dipshit
<@cky> opposite over hypotenuse
<@cky> dipshit
Shadow XII > Hey Xav
Shadow XII > You'll never guess where I am :D
XAV13R > eveing
XAV13R > go on, surprise me
Shadow XII > Gallente space
XAV13R > ?
Shadow XII > Im in the middle of the frickin' Gallente Federation
XAV13R > what you doing over there?
XAV13R > you trading?
Shadow XII > Nah, I just woke up here
XAV13R > lol what?
XAV13R > got popped?
Shadow XII > Probably. And my hangar has a dozen Exotic Dancers in it so whatever I did last night must have been good
Shadow XII > You'll never guess where I am :D
XAV13R > eveing
XAV13R > go on, surprise me
Shadow XII > Gallente space
XAV13R > ?
Shadow XII > Im in the middle of the frickin' Gallente Federation
XAV13R > what you doing over there?
XAV13R > you trading?
Shadow XII > Nah, I just woke up here
XAV13R > lol what?
XAV13R > got popped?
Shadow XII > Probably. And my hangar has a dozen Exotic Dancers in it so whatever I did last night must have been good
An Anarchyyt > How did I read 270 Euros per month as 900 Euros per month?
PhoenixDawn > Inflational Vision?
PhoenixDawn > Seeing everything as bigger than it really is? It's a male condition, I've been told.
PhoenixDawn > Inflational Vision?
PhoenixDawn > Seeing everything as bigger than it really is? It's a male condition, I've been told.
Andreus Ixiris > OK, my game crashed, and now I somehow have a dark red standing TO MYSELF
Andreus Ixiris > Fuck you Andreus, I've put up with your bullshit for too long! CONSIDER YOURSELF KOS.
Sander Kael > a severe case of selfloathing...
Andreus Ixiris > Fuck you Andreus, I've put up with your bullshit for too long! CONSIDER YOURSELF KOS.
Sander Kael > a severe case of selfloathing...
<Merdekka> if you want to pick up chicks, you need a deimos
<gota> only the sacrilege has those HUGE boosters
<Merdekka> compensating for something?
<gota> ok, i shouldn't have used that argument
<Mitchman> and the deimos does not?
<Merdekka> the deimos may have a vaguely phallic shape, but it doesn't have any ridiculous add-ons
<gota> what have they added on the eagle model ?
<gota> rotating dildos ?
<gota> a la harpy ?
<Merdekka> eagle has no additions
<gota> wtf
<gota> ripoff
<Merdekka> cerberus doesn't either
<Mitchman> it has flashing lights
<gota> caldaris were shafted tbh
<gota> they only have the camo thing ?
<Merdekka> and those aren't dildos, they're whisks. They show your potential partner your willingness to help out in the kitchen
<Merdekka> as long as they let you manoevre 1,000,000kg of spaceship into the kitchen that is
<gota> so caldaris are metrosexual ?
<Merdekka> whoa no
<gota> well
<Merdekka> they only help out in the kitchen if you're allowed to bring a huge spaceship into the kitchen
<gota> only the sacrilege has those HUGE boosters
<Merdekka> compensating for something?
<gota> ok, i shouldn't have used that argument
<Mitchman> and the deimos does not?
<Merdekka> the deimos may have a vaguely phallic shape, but it doesn't have any ridiculous add-ons
<gota> what have they added on the eagle model ?
<gota> rotating dildos ?
<gota> a la harpy ?
<Merdekka> eagle has no additions
<gota> wtf
<gota> ripoff
<Merdekka> cerberus doesn't either
<Mitchman> it has flashing lights
<gota> caldaris were shafted tbh
<gota> they only have the camo thing ?
<Merdekka> and those aren't dildos, they're whisks. They show your potential partner your willingness to help out in the kitchen
<Merdekka> as long as they let you manoevre 1,000,000kg of spaceship into the kitchen that is
<gota> so caldaris are metrosexual ?
<Merdekka> whoa no
<gota> well
<Merdekka> they only help out in the kitchen if you're allowed to bring a huge spaceship into the kitchen
1 hr before Trinity comes out:
Iatnuolas > YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME
Iatnuolas > I CANT CLONE JUMP FOR 1 HOUR AND 20 MINS
Lou Cypher > pwn3d
latnuolas > WHY!!!
Iatnuolas > oh thats nice
Iatnuolas > of them
Lou Cypher > lol
Iatnuolas > YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME
Iatnuolas > I CANT CLONE JUMP FOR 1 HOUR AND 20 MINS
Lou Cypher > pwn3d
latnuolas > WHY!!!
Iatnuolas > oh thats nice
Iatnuolas > of them
Lou Cypher > lol
Getix Kain > I'm flying an experimental rifter
Karvalan > So you're a test pilot?
Sparkus Volundar > please ignore him
Karvalan > So you're a test pilot?
Sparkus Volundar > please ignore him