Tristan Acoma > When you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee
Tristan Acoma > That's a Moray
Tristan Acoma > That's a Moray
<Arkady> Sansha: "Our dropships will blot out the sun!"
<Arkady> Brutor: "Then I can fight without shades!"
<Arkady> Brutor: "Then I can fight without shades!"
Valerie Valate > I just feel it is a trifle unladylike to crush someone's windpipe with your thighs.
Icebox > taking a stunning brunette out tonight
Icebox > not that it counts cause she's my best friend
Kozlack > n1
Crescend > Yeah, yeah. Unless there's at least one goat involved, it's too vanilla for me.
Kozlack > lol
Icebox > we don't have goats
Kozlack > sheep
Crescend > Well, there's your problem right there.
Icebox > we have chimpanzee's
Crescend > Chicks dig goats.
Icebox > much more fun
Crescend > Chimpanzees are cool. Bonobos are better.
Crescend > Oversexed little fuckers.
Icebox > hard to catch those buggers
Crescend > Yeah, but bonobos have massive lesbian orgies.
Icebox > should see it when the chimp does the goat tho :D
Crescend > Just follow the sound of "ook ook oooooooooooook"
Crescend > It brings a tear to my eye, it does.
Icebox > brings one to my eye too
Icebox > was my favorite goat
Crescend > There there.
Icebox > I remember many a night by the campfire
Icebox > /emote sniffs
Crescend > There there.
Icebox > not that it counts cause she's my best friend
Kozlack > n1
Crescend > Yeah, yeah. Unless there's at least one goat involved, it's too vanilla for me.
Kozlack > lol
Icebox > we don't have goats
Kozlack > sheep
Crescend > Well, there's your problem right there.
Icebox > we have chimpanzee's
Crescend > Chicks dig goats.
Icebox > much more fun
Crescend > Chimpanzees are cool. Bonobos are better.
Crescend > Oversexed little fuckers.
Icebox > hard to catch those buggers
Crescend > Yeah, but bonobos have massive lesbian orgies.
Icebox > should see it when the chimp does the goat tho :D
Crescend > Just follow the sound of "ook ook oooooooooooook"
Crescend > It brings a tear to my eye, it does.
Icebox > brings one to my eye too
Icebox > was my favorite goat
Crescend > There there.
Icebox > I remember many a night by the campfire
Icebox > /emote sniffs
Crescend > There there.
* Brujo Loco gives Elethe a Blue Pill
* Elethe would rather have a red pill
Everage > mass: 10kg. thats one heavy pill
Elethe > I think it's a suppository
* Elethe would rather have a red pill
Everage > mass: 10kg. thats one heavy pill
Elethe > I think it's a suppository
Dude Duderson > So, an agent has given me some task to accomplish. This task is to go kill more pirates. Judging from what I've been doing so far in this area, the pirate population doubles like, the "good guy" population.
Haffrage > The agent means NPC's
Dude Duderson > yea, figured
Haffrage > Allegedly NPC's get in past concord, the galactic pod pilot police if you will
Dude Duderson > if they were players, I'd figure the missions to be much, much better. "Go crash into asteroids until you die or something, I don't care. Come back when you're finished."
Haffrage > The agent means NPC's
Dude Duderson > yea, figured
Haffrage > Allegedly NPC's get in past concord, the galactic pod pilot police if you will
Dude Duderson > if they were players, I'd figure the missions to be much, much better. "Go crash into asteroids until you die or something, I don't care. Come back when you're finished."
Lewis Stansfield > ISD Buldath Complaints go to tickets.. where does positive feedback go? Tickets again, or...?
ISD Buldath > Lewis Stansfield Positive... Feed... Back?
Sicarius Dethahal > ISD Buldath lol
Uthor Loric > ISD Buldath lol
ISD Buldath > Oh! Uhm... Tickets, I guess? OR forums, or osmething...
Lewis Stansfield > ISD Buldath Unless I'm still drunk, yes. That thing that's the opposite of complaining
ISD Buldath > Lewis Stansfield Positive... Feed... Back?
Sicarius Dethahal > ISD Buldath lol
Uthor Loric > ISD Buldath lol
ISD Buldath > Oh! Uhm... Tickets, I guess? OR forums, or osmething...
Lewis Stansfield > ISD Buldath Unless I'm still drunk, yes. That thing that's the opposite of complaining
Sephy'Ra > i want 1 hour downtimes back. there is not enough time to cook lunch in 30 mins :p
Zoidberg ENB > it's not meant for you shields
ShieldsofLight > want me to get the cattle prod and branding stick zoid?
Whiskette > i've got the barbed wire
Whiskette > who had the "mask" last?
Zoidberg ENB > Feeling rather kinky today, eh?
ShieldsofLight > I think zoid did
Zoidberg ENB > the safeword is Cup!
ShieldsofLight > /emote covers zoidberg in latex
Zoidberg ENB > poke an air hole please
ShieldsofLight > /emote pokes an air hole for zoidberg
Whiskette > Not his ear silly
ShieldsofLight > /emote takes the latex off zoids face only
ShieldsofLight > /emote puts mask on zoidberg
ShieldsofLight > now where is that whip
Whiskette > /emote points over in Zoid's room
ShieldsofLight > ahh thank you
ShieldsofLight > /emote gets the whip
ShieldsofLight > /emote whips zoidberg saying whos your daddy
Zoidberg ENB > You.
Jiks RogueClone > /emote reminds everyone Zoid is a minor :p
ShieldsofLight > /emote reels back in horror
ShieldsofLight > wait zoid is a minor?
Whiskette > hahahaha
Whiskette > yeah lol
ShieldsofLight > /emote shits himself
Isis Dea > ?!!!!.....................?!?!?!?!!!!!!
ShieldsofLight > /emote runs away
Whiskette > /emote hands Shields a new pair of pants
Zoidberg ENB > I am sixteen as of today.
ShieldsofLight > thank you
ShieldsofLight > /emote shits himself again
ShieldsofLight > /emote needs another pair of pants
ShieldsofLight > want me to get the cattle prod and branding stick zoid?
Whiskette > i've got the barbed wire
Whiskette > who had the "mask" last?
Zoidberg ENB > Feeling rather kinky today, eh?
ShieldsofLight > I think zoid did
Zoidberg ENB > the safeword is Cup!
ShieldsofLight > /emote covers zoidberg in latex
Zoidberg ENB > poke an air hole please
ShieldsofLight > /emote pokes an air hole for zoidberg
Whiskette > Not his ear silly
ShieldsofLight > /emote takes the latex off zoids face only
ShieldsofLight > /emote puts mask on zoidberg
ShieldsofLight > now where is that whip
Whiskette > /emote points over in Zoid's room
ShieldsofLight > ahh thank you
ShieldsofLight > /emote gets the whip
ShieldsofLight > /emote whips zoidberg saying whos your daddy
Zoidberg ENB > You.
Jiks RogueClone > /emote reminds everyone Zoid is a minor :p
ShieldsofLight > /emote reels back in horror
ShieldsofLight > wait zoid is a minor?
Whiskette > hahahaha
Whiskette > yeah lol
ShieldsofLight > /emote shits himself
Isis Dea > ?!!!!.....................?!?!?!?!!!!!!
ShieldsofLight > /emote runs away
Whiskette > /emote hands Shields a new pair of pants
Zoidberg ENB > I am sixteen as of today.
ShieldsofLight > thank you
ShieldsofLight > /emote shits himself again
ShieldsofLight > /emote needs another pair of pants
K5Project > arv sac or vaga
Arvald > put the sac on the vaga
Arvald > and thrust
Arvald > put the sac on the vaga
Arvald > and thrust