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Project L > ah crap, i got Elena Gazky's DNA all over my cockpit
Usagi Tsukino > That's why you should wear a condom.
Shade Widow > *Beep beep* Internal Hymm to Shizahs ship.
Shizah > ?
Shade Widow > CONTACT!
Shade Widow > Still thinking about beaming aboard?
Shizah > lol
Shizah > well, quite frankly havent lost any sleep over it
Shade Widow > Is that a yes or no.
Shizah > hmmmm
Shade Widow > /emote hops up and down
Shizah > lol
Shade Widow > awnser awnser!
Shizah > why not --
Shade Widow > SO much joy!
Shade Widow > Must find a poet to describe... feelings!
Shizah > you are a pretty funny guy!!
Shade Widow > /emote prepares the candle light dinner infront of the command deck view window.
Shizah > /emote loves lobster with drawn butter
Shade Widow > Is spray butter ok?
Shizah > well, I guess -- if you doctor it up with a tad of fresh lemon juice
Shade Widow > ...lemon juice..
Shade Widow > right
Shade Widow > /emote looks on escrow
Shizah > I looked for lobster also, they only carry moon crabs
Shade Widow > I have some lobsters.
Shade Widow > Fished them off of the old caldari planet
Shizah > hehe
Shade Widow > /emote sets the lobsters on the table a fire burning around them lightly with seasoning dripping down thier shells and butter at the ready.
Shizah > a glass of white wine also??
Denine > you mean white whine, see teh "h" there
Shade Widow > /emote goes to grab the white wine and knocks over the flaming lobster and it catches fire on the table.
Shade Widow > HOLY SHIT!
Shizah > I saw it -
Shade Widow > *The fire consumes the table and explodes the wine as lobster flesh flys in all directions*
Shade Widow > FIRE ON MAIN DECK
Shizah > oh no - save the lobster
Denine > wtf is going on in here?
Shade Widow > /emote uses the fire extinguisher on the lobster
Shizah > do we allow interruptions to our dinner??
Shade Widow > My candle dinner is ruined!
Shade Widow > Dont worry shizah.
Shade Widow > Ill invite you over some other time.
Shizah > ok - not a problem -
Shade Widow > /emote picks up the washed out lobster and crys into it.
Shade Widow > After I clean this mess up im going to make a dinner that will beat every other!
Shizah > Well I just check my hanger and I have frozen food and spiced wine. Guess Ill settle for that
Shade Widow > mind if I join in?
Shizah > sure - Ill share
Shade Widow > /emote parks his mega in the lot and rolls down to shizah in his pod
Gryynch > i have too much blood in my alcohol system
{DUST} Rannici > MY BALLS ITCH
{EVE} Getix Kain > Do you want a scratch from orbit?
{EVE} Getix Kain > Or you can do it yourself?
Greenbolt > im being dsyslexic today
Greenbolt > forgive my speeling
Daevohk > i
Daevohk > dont
Daevohk > mind
Daevohk > your spelling
Daevohk > but
Daevohk > you could type
Daevohk > all at once
Greenbolt > hehe i keep window small
Greenbolt > is why i type like this. :) ill try to change the habbit
Daevohk > :)
sartorii > in eve no one can hear you scream.. as sound tend to lag, driver conflicts are rampant and most vets have them disabled anyway
<+Fromethius> is anyone else having trouble connecting to eve?
<+f1sh> tq or sisi?
<+Fromethius> uhh... america?
Byrna SIlvestri > it can make the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs
Dean Capital > yea how many lol
Byrna SIlvestri > that was a line from Star Wars btw
Alaph Force > LUKE
Byrna SIlvestri > would it help if i got out and pushed ?
Alaph Force > did someone just watch a New Hope?
Byrna SIlvestri > no, i just remember lines from movies :)
Xavier Zyrae > Great shot kid, that was one in a million
Xavier Zyrae > ;)
Byrna SIlvestri > Stay on target....
Dean Capital > smile
Alaph Force > I cant hold em
Byrna SIlvestri > Stay on target!
Alaph Force > ummmm
Alaph Force > DAMN stumped
Dean Capital > u all have a way to much time on your hands....lol
Alaph Force > I cant shake em
Byrna SIlvestri > I'm altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it further.
Alaph Force > These are not the Itty Vs you were looking for
Byrna SIlvestri > You Sanshas can go about your business.
Xavier Zyrae > Move along!
Alaph Force > The Titan will be operational soon
Alaph Force > NAME THE SYSTEM
Alaph Force > only you can spare their lives
Byrna SIlvestri > Jita.... the base is in Jita
Dean Capital > I gota find a new channel
Alaph Force > Test the Titan on Jita
Byrna SIlvestri > No, it's a peaceful world, you cant.....
Alaph Force > I felt a disturbance in the force....like a million noobs crying out for help
Xavier Zyrae > Then suddenly, they were all silenced
Byrna SIlvestri > And were suddenly banned... I feel something glorious has happened.
Damion Scott > Nice hot steaming shower sounded nice... Then I burnt my nuts >_<
Doylent Green > told ya, Dami...NEVER get the shower massage that close to the meat & taters!
JMFaust > That's why you don't do a handstand in the shower
Damion Scott > lmfao no. I had the water on my back, and when I turned around I cranked the hot water and the shower head was aimed directly junkwards
Triple Entendre > 'Junkwards' is now in my vocabulary. I thank you, good sir.
Somerset Mahm > that nyx is beautiful
Onyxalia La'fiette > nyx = sexiest mom in the game....and i dont care if that sounds wrong!
Gre3n > lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > if i had a nyx...id name it MILF
Callisto Ares > Mom I'd like to fly
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