Reachok > Par?
Par'Gellen > yes?
Reachok > Did I ever give you those bm's through prov?
Par'Gellen > not that i know of
Reachok > ok
Reachok > it's a little hairy in the middle but fair on both ends
Par'Gellen > sounds like a girl I dated once
Par'Gellen > yes?
Reachok > Did I ever give you those bm's through prov?
Par'Gellen > not that i know of
Reachok > ok
Reachok > it's a little hairy in the middle but fair on both ends
Par'Gellen > sounds like a girl I dated once
Shadow XII > I command you to build a monument to me.
Enoll > *gets an erection*
Enoll > good enough?
Enoll > *gets an erection*
Enoll > good enough?
0raven0 > Gate Camp: Think of it like fishing with a machine gun while in a tent full of people that won't shut up on ts
Lord Savage > Damn, i tried to start a "donate drunken isk cause he went afk to get head from this not really good looking girl who has been semi-stalking him for 3 years so he decided to let her blow him, but he was undocked and lost his raven to VC" fund, but it didnt work :(
John Aubrey > i ran over a kitten in my car this morning, does anyone know the best way to get it out of my tyre treads?
John Aubrey > id use a knife, but im worried about puncturing the tyres
Quintila > LMAO
Invention Smurf > jet hose
The Okamik > wtf o.O
John Aubrey > the pressure washer at the car wash?
John Aubrey > its pretty expensive...
Invention Smurf > nah - portable one
The Okamik > pressure washer will do... but.. wtf o.O
Invention Smurf > I have one
John Aubrey > hmm
Beremir > just do a burnout
williejones1984 > kitten or washer?
John Aubrey > dont care about the kitten, just the new dunlops
Quintila > lol
Invention Smurf > jjst leave yer car on a Liverpool street - fooking scousers will nick all your tyres in 60 seconds and kitten goes with them
John Aubrey > id use a knife, but im worried about puncturing the tyres
Quintila > LMAO
Invention Smurf > jet hose
The Okamik > wtf o.O
John Aubrey > the pressure washer at the car wash?
John Aubrey > its pretty expensive...
Invention Smurf > nah - portable one
The Okamik > pressure washer will do... but.. wtf o.O
Invention Smurf > I have one
John Aubrey > hmm
Beremir > just do a burnout
williejones1984 > kitten or washer?
John Aubrey > dont care about the kitten, just the new dunlops
Quintila > lol
Invention Smurf > jjst leave yer car on a Liverpool street - fooking scousers will nick all your tyres in 60 seconds and kitten goes with them
Gonzoid > thanks for helping a newbie quit the game
Bunnyslayer > welcome
Rumorsky > Welcome to eve!
2006.09.20 07:15:37 Notify Gonzoid has initiated
self-destruct of their Capsule, it will
explode in 120 seconds.
Bunnyslayer > long 2 mins isnt it?
Rumorsky > Do do do.. do..
Bunnyslayer > welcome
Rumorsky > Welcome to eve!
2006.09.20 07:15:37 Notify Gonzoid has initiated
self-destruct of their Capsule, it will
explode in 120 seconds.
Bunnyslayer > long 2 mins isnt it?
Rumorsky > Do do do.. do..
Minerva Vulcan > Gelfiven Local - It's like watching retarded kids fight who had to have mittens put on their hands so they don't scratch each other.
<Aea> What is this, Oracle 10 > *
<Levin> oh god
<Levin> oracle
<Levin> goes great with that dreamweaver certificate?
<Levin> oh god
<Levin> oracle
<Levin> goes great with that dreamweaver certificate?
Andreus Ixiris > You know what I believe about conspiracy theorists?
Sahaquiel Faust > Um... no.
Andreus Ixiris > Do you WANT to know?
Sahaquiel Faust > Go on.
Andreus Ixiris > Conspiracy theories are mostly wrong. Conspiracies to attain and maintain power at the expense of the law and the body politic DO exist, though, and they happen every day. Conspiracies to control goverments exist. Conspiracies to control corporations exist. But they don't need aliens, or hidden technology, or magic, or the occult, or Satan, or super-secret societies to occur. All that is required for conspiracies is simple human greed and malice.
Sahaquiel Faust > That and the Freemasons.
Andreus Ixiris > Oh god, fuck you.
Sahaquiel Faust > Um... no.
Andreus Ixiris > Do you WANT to know?
Sahaquiel Faust > Go on.
Andreus Ixiris > Conspiracy theories are mostly wrong. Conspiracies to attain and maintain power at the expense of the law and the body politic DO exist, though, and they happen every day. Conspiracies to control goverments exist. Conspiracies to control corporations exist. But they don't need aliens, or hidden technology, or magic, or the occult, or Satan, or super-secret societies to occur. All that is required for conspiracies is simple human greed and malice.
Sahaquiel Faust > That and the Freemasons.
Andreus Ixiris > Oh god, fuck you.
Cold Ethyl > take you crap loot back zshu. I am embarrased to have it. Fit your ship with better expanders next time