Jason Dailey > this girl
Jason Dailey > she is cute, I would fuck her, and a total nerd, but they act like she is some kind of goddess and so epically fanboy about it that its humiliating
obscene1 > lmao
MiningSlave01 > Meh
MiningSlave01 > I'd fuck her but thats not saying much
Operator2 > ANYTHING THAT MOVES
MiningSlave01 > Haha
MiningSlave01 > Doesn't even need a pulse, just some strings and a puppeteer.
Operator2 > lovely. necrophilia
Jason Dailey > easy pickings too, just call her snaggletooth
Jason Dailey > she is cute, I would fuck her, and a total nerd, but they act like she is some kind of goddess and so epically fanboy about it that its humiliating
obscene1 > lmao
MiningSlave01 > Meh
MiningSlave01 > I'd fuck her but thats not saying much
Operator2 > ANYTHING THAT MOVES
MiningSlave01 > Haha
MiningSlave01 > Doesn't even need a pulse, just some strings and a puppeteer.
Operator2 > lovely. necrophilia
Jason Dailey > easy pickings too, just call her snaggletooth
Par'Gellen > I want Scotty to catch me humping a cruise missile in the hangar bay one day after ambulation
Par'Gellen > oops crap wrong chat ack
Mia Fatalis > weirdo
Par'Gellen > jumping while type 4tl :(
Reachok > Yeah, that was meant for a private convo, which is kind of scary in itself 8-)
Par'Gellen > lol
Mia Fatalis > interupting pars gay orgy ftl
Mia Fatalis > scotty and a cruise missile, :s
Par'Gellen > well in my defense it's a female cruise missile
Eason Carn > but aren't you female?
Par'Gellen > me? not exactly
DARTHxFREE > no exactuly means, he's only female on friday nights
chero > poor par par :)
<Rod|> knobs of the universe, rejoice at my coming and throw at my feet your offerings
* Porro throws a box of thumbtacks :>
<Porro> its all i had!
* Porro throws a box of thumbtacks :>
<Porro> its all i had!
Jacob Etienne > thing is, in hurricane territory you can go looting
Jacob Etienne > cant loot in volcano territory
Jacob Etienne > because its all fucking roasted to ash
Ebon Ju > Jacob you're a true pirate
Meikathon > That's not a compliment.
Jacob Etienne > with luck, the body of a fat businessman with a large wallet lands on your front lawn
Ebon Ju > yes it is
Meikathon > Robbing isn't.
Dionin > Jake I hate to break it to you but the cargo scam doesn't work IRL :P
Jacob Etienne > i could make it work!
Ebon Ju > Yes it does
Jacob Etienne > you take something from a shop
Jacob Etienne > then when the guy chases after you
Jacob Etienne > you say, sorry, take it back
Jacob Etienne > then when he takes it back, you batter him senseless and take it anyway
Jacob Etienne > cant loot in volcano territory
Jacob Etienne > because its all fucking roasted to ash
Ebon Ju > Jacob you're a true pirate
Meikathon > That's not a compliment.
Jacob Etienne > with luck, the body of a fat businessman with a large wallet lands on your front lawn
Ebon Ju > yes it is
Meikathon > Robbing isn't.
Dionin > Jake I hate to break it to you but the cargo scam doesn't work IRL :P
Jacob Etienne > i could make it work!
Ebon Ju > Yes it does
Jacob Etienne > you take something from a shop
Jacob Etienne > then when the guy chases after you
Jacob Etienne > you say, sorry, take it back
Jacob Etienne > then when he takes it back, you batter him senseless and take it anyway
(From the help channel)
GhostRideTheGoku > I've been spilling coffee on myself for the past 20 minutes, help.
GhostRideTheGoku > I've been spilling coffee on myself for the past 20 minutes, help.
Packtu'sa > I know that CONCORD doesn't flag for shooting corp ships, but do they flag for killing or podding?
Packtu'sa > 'cause I almost destroyed Kaisair's badger accidentally
Packtu'sa > I put my drones on him for 2 seconds
Packtu'sa > And his shield and armor drained instantly
Packtu'sa > He had 30% hull :s
Unitas Galactica > lol
Andros vonBek > lol
Patrick McCarty > heh
Unitas Galactica > sort of thing that could happen to anyone :p
Packtu'sa > Well I didn't KNOW that 5 hammerheads could damage so damn fast...
Packtu'sa > They seem to be crap against frigs I fight
Packtu'sa > Maybe Badger Mark Is just suck
Packtu'sa > He needs to get a Mk II heh
Packtu'sa > Anyway, I'm gonna go rape him in Halo, I'll see everyone later
Packtu'sa > 'cause I almost destroyed Kaisair's badger accidentally
Packtu'sa > I put my drones on him for 2 seconds
Packtu'sa > And his shield and armor drained instantly
Packtu'sa > He had 30% hull :s
Unitas Galactica > lol
Andros vonBek > lol
Patrick McCarty > heh
Unitas Galactica > sort of thing that could happen to anyone :p
Packtu'sa > Well I didn't KNOW that 5 hammerheads could damage so damn fast...
Packtu'sa > They seem to be crap against frigs I fight
Packtu'sa > Maybe Badger Mark Is just suck
Packtu'sa > He needs to get a Mk II heh
Packtu'sa > Anyway, I'm gonna go rape him in Halo, I'll see everyone later
Dansan Dusaka > ok im 'near' crynosos
Getix Kain > if he farts loudly, open fire.
Crynsos Cealion > Fart: Increases Signature Radius by 1000%
Getix Kain > if he farts loudly, open fire.
Crynsos Cealion > Fart: Increases Signature Radius by 1000%
LigitLawer > Hello, I represent the prosecution in this case Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom i trying ot be nice and u keep screwed with me
LigitLawer > I, through the evidence i intend to provide to the jury, will prove that Yummy Yummy Yummy is in fact, guilty of being a cheating bitch, and a twatwaffle.
PimpDady > wait...twatwaffle is a good thing isn't it?
Mom > These are my lawyers, What you say to me, you say to them.
PimpDady > she has our pants
LigitLawer > She pays in blowjobs
LigitLawer > He bro
LigitLawer > I know you need isk
LigitLawer > Send me 6B
PimpDady > We not jump on u
LigitLawer > Ill double it
LigitLawer > Im a lawyerr
LigitLawer > You can trust me
PimpDady > he will he just drubled mine
LigitLawer > Ill just take a bit for fees and taxes
TheWooGuy > He is, and you can indeed trust him
Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom im trying to mend any issues we have your not helping
TheWooGuy > Mom doesn't have the issues
PimpDady > it will help if u send 1 billion and show value of her discussion
PimpDady > see you keep asking for isk...so now she is in order to have nice happy time
Yummy Yummy Yummy > hmm
PimpDady > u pay 1 billion u can talk to Mom without us
PimpDady > think of it like eve prostitution
PimpDady > and i am the pimp!
LigitLawer > I would like to bring forawrd a witness to Yummy Yummy Yummy's bitchness
PimpDady > YES I made myself a pimp!
PimpDady > damnit another black guy...hope hes not trying to be a pimp
LigitLawer > BlackguyWithBomb, do you sware to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you Allah?
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote palces hand on drop trigger to suicide bomb
BlackguyWithBomb > I do
PimpDady > don't deal with lawyers send me isk..I get u room with Mom
BlackguyWithBomb > I have witnessed Yummy Yummy Yummy is a cheating bitch, having stolen ISK from corp members
BlackguyWithBomb > Also, he is a twat waffle who cant handel vida games like a pro
PimpDady > and he doesn't even think continued contact with Mom is worth 1billion....
LigitLawer > Thank you, you may leave the stand
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote drops the bomb, and the base
LigitLawer > I, through the evidence i intend to provide to the jury, will prove that Yummy Yummy Yummy is in fact, guilty of being a cheating bitch, and a twatwaffle.
PimpDady > wait...twatwaffle is a good thing isn't it?
Mom > These are my lawyers, What you say to me, you say to them.
PimpDady > she has our pants
LigitLawer > She pays in blowjobs
LigitLawer > He bro
LigitLawer > I know you need isk
LigitLawer > Send me 6B
PimpDady > We not jump on u
LigitLawer > Ill double it
LigitLawer > Im a lawyerr
LigitLawer > You can trust me
PimpDady > he will he just drubled mine
LigitLawer > Ill just take a bit for fees and taxes
TheWooGuy > He is, and you can indeed trust him
Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom im trying to mend any issues we have your not helping
TheWooGuy > Mom doesn't have the issues
PimpDady > it will help if u send 1 billion and show value of her discussion
PimpDady > see you keep asking for isk...so now she is in order to have nice happy time
Yummy Yummy Yummy > hmm
PimpDady > u pay 1 billion u can talk to Mom without us
PimpDady > think of it like eve prostitution
PimpDady > and i am the pimp!
LigitLawer > I would like to bring forawrd a witness to Yummy Yummy Yummy's bitchness
PimpDady > YES I made myself a pimp!
PimpDady > damnit another black guy...hope hes not trying to be a pimp
LigitLawer > BlackguyWithBomb, do you sware to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you Allah?
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote palces hand on drop trigger to suicide bomb
BlackguyWithBomb > I do
PimpDady > don't deal with lawyers send me isk..I get u room with Mom
BlackguyWithBomb > I have witnessed Yummy Yummy Yummy is a cheating bitch, having stolen ISK from corp members
BlackguyWithBomb > Also, he is a twat waffle who cant handel vida games like a pro
PimpDady > and he doesn't even think continued contact with Mom is worth 1billion....
LigitLawer > Thank you, you may leave the stand
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote drops the bomb, and the base
<Levin> jamesw
<Levin> sir
<Levin> on a scale of 1 to 10
<Levin> how gay are you
<jamesw> 11
<Levin> indeed
<Levin> sir
<Levin> on a scale of 1 to 10
<Levin> how gay are you
<jamesw> 11
<Levin> indeed
Mucko > at some point PVP and empire building is the only fun in the game :)
Simon Stonecharger > yuppers
Mucko > and at some point you realize that's not fun either but you're addicted
Mucko > at which point you start shitposting on kugu and achieve bittervet status
Mucko > and eventually they find you in an alley behind your house clutching a pda with your trade orders on it :(
Simon Stonecharger > yuppers
Mucko > and at some point you realize that's not fun either but you're addicted
Mucko > at which point you start shitposting on kugu and achieve bittervet status
Mucko > and eventually they find you in an alley behind your house clutching a pda with your trade orders on it :(