Gorack > Atandros likes hairy women in g-strings
Atandros > No, I -AM- one. A perhaps subtle, but important difference.
Atandros > Although that depends on your definition of woman, but I think I would fit into most (if you will excuse the rather crass pun).
* Atandros jiggles his breasts.
Lomong > So Atandros is a narcissist? What else is new?
Lallara Zhuul > oh gawd, somehow I feel lucky that I never visit la maison
Atandros > Oh /honey/.
* Lallara Zhuul screams and hides under the bed.
Dust Angel > This is why i never go to la maison
Atandros > No, I -AM- one. A perhaps subtle, but important difference.
Atandros > Although that depends on your definition of woman, but I think I would fit into most (if you will excuse the rather crass pun).
* Atandros jiggles his breasts.
Lomong > So Atandros is a narcissist? What else is new?
Lallara Zhuul > oh gawd, somehow I feel lucky that I never visit la maison
Atandros > Oh /honey/.
* Lallara Zhuul screams and hides under the bed.
Dust Angel > This is why i never go to la maison
Bunt Caboon > hey svarra
Bunt Caboon > so what up svarra?
Bunt Caboon > how is it going?
Bunt Caboon > enjoyiny the game so far?
Svarra > yeah, loving it so far
Svarra > it's a little too addictive :)
Bunt Caboon > how come you chose suck a new corp to join?
Bunt Caboon > ^such
Bunt Caboon > did the ceo offer you as much gold as you could eat
Bunt Caboon > house by the forum
Svarra > the corp i'm in' has two blokes in at apart from me, and they never seem to be on at the same time :D
Chekin > My god, that screams ALT to me
El'rac > so.. you liked ytour chances at promotion?
El'rac > or you needed a break from your other persona perhaps?
Svarra > heh, i only joined it so he could help me escape a griefer who'd i'd riled
Bunt Caboon > in the 5 days you had been playing
Bunt Caboon > good lad
Chekin > his name wasn;t Bunt was it?
Svarra > yeah, nice feller, called cypherous, loomed out the gloom and slowly smashed up the probe i was driving
Chekin > Slowly? Must have been n a probe himself
El'rac > so what drew you to RNAL?
Svarra > no, he seemed to enjoy holding me so I couldn;y escape and setting his rubbish combat drones on me
Svarra > the advertising, laid back mature gamers, sounds good
Bunt Caboon > did you enjoy it too?
El'rac > did someone advertise recently? I didnt
Svarra > I enjoyed baiting him over the chat channel whilst he was doing it :D
Bunt Caboon > we aren't gay you know
Bunt Caboon > well, not all of us
Svarra > well, 58 in the guild, what is it 1 in 20 homosexual, law of averages and all that ;)
Chekin > Ao if you brought a friend in that'd bring us up to quota?
Svarra > you seem to be well above the quota at the moment from what i've seen
Chekin > yeah, we have well over 19 heteros per 20 here
Svarra > i smell testosterone, or is it bullshit?
El'rac > (smells a rat)
Chekin > And I smell bullshit, but not from here. So we must have the testosterone, you must have the bullshit.
Bunt Caboon > anyway, shut up svarra, where was my corp when i was getting twatted
El'rac > And thats the end of the lightning round
Svarra > i was having my olfactory senses bombarded, anyone else?
Chekin > wash then
Bunt Caboon > 4% hull and still wandered away
Valantis > carp didnt see local blinking
Valantis > crap even
Chekin > my trout didn;t see local blinking either
Katrynna Zain > lol
Valantis > lol
Bunt Caboon > shall we kick svarra or keep insulting him?
Bunt Caboon > is this corp or rnal???
Valantis > kick him reading his bullshit is getting me shot
Bunt Caboon > same here
Edgar Druin > rnal
Edgar Druin > corp's the other one
Chekin > D'Oh!
Bunt Caboon > bugger
Edgar Druin > who, though. that's always the question
Chekin > /emote sings "you gotta go now..."
El'rac > hey hey.... goodbye
El'rac > nah nah nah.. nah nah nah
Edgar Druin > aw
Katrynna Zain > lol
Bunt Caboon > i didn't even kick him
Chekin > love it
El'rac > and thats how you handle alts
Bunt Caboon > he just buggered fight off
Bunt Caboon > so what up svarra?
Bunt Caboon > how is it going?
Bunt Caboon > enjoyiny the game so far?
Svarra > yeah, loving it so far
Svarra > it's a little too addictive :)
Bunt Caboon > how come you chose suck a new corp to join?
Bunt Caboon > ^such
Bunt Caboon > did the ceo offer you as much gold as you could eat
Bunt Caboon > house by the forum
Svarra > the corp i'm in' has two blokes in at apart from me, and they never seem to be on at the same time :D
Chekin > My god, that screams ALT to me
El'rac > so.. you liked ytour chances at promotion?
El'rac > or you needed a break from your other persona perhaps?
Svarra > heh, i only joined it so he could help me escape a griefer who'd i'd riled
Bunt Caboon > in the 5 days you had been playing
Bunt Caboon > good lad
Chekin > his name wasn;t Bunt was it?
Svarra > yeah, nice feller, called cypherous, loomed out the gloom and slowly smashed up the probe i was driving
Chekin > Slowly? Must have been n a probe himself
El'rac > so what drew you to RNAL?
Svarra > no, he seemed to enjoy holding me so I couldn;y escape and setting his rubbish combat drones on me
Svarra > the advertising, laid back mature gamers, sounds good
Bunt Caboon > did you enjoy it too?
El'rac > did someone advertise recently? I didnt
Svarra > I enjoyed baiting him over the chat channel whilst he was doing it :D
Bunt Caboon > we aren't gay you know
Bunt Caboon > well, not all of us
Svarra > well, 58 in the guild, what is it 1 in 20 homosexual, law of averages and all that ;)
Chekin > Ao if you brought a friend in that'd bring us up to quota?
Svarra > you seem to be well above the quota at the moment from what i've seen
Chekin > yeah, we have well over 19 heteros per 20 here
Svarra > i smell testosterone, or is it bullshit?
El'rac > (smells a rat)
Chekin > And I smell bullshit, but not from here. So we must have the testosterone, you must have the bullshit.
Bunt Caboon > anyway, shut up svarra, where was my corp when i was getting twatted
El'rac > And thats the end of the lightning round
Svarra > i was having my olfactory senses bombarded, anyone else?
Chekin > wash then
Bunt Caboon > 4% hull and still wandered away
Valantis > carp didnt see local blinking
Valantis > crap even
Chekin > my trout didn;t see local blinking either
Katrynna Zain > lol
Valantis > lol
Bunt Caboon > shall we kick svarra or keep insulting him?
Bunt Caboon > is this corp or rnal???
Valantis > kick him reading his bullshit is getting me shot
Bunt Caboon > same here
Edgar Druin > rnal
Edgar Druin > corp's the other one
Chekin > D'Oh!
Bunt Caboon > bugger
Edgar Druin > who, though. that's always the question
Chekin > /emote sings "you gotta go now..."
El'rac > hey hey.... goodbye
El'rac > nah nah nah.. nah nah nah
Edgar Druin > aw
Katrynna Zain > lol
Bunt Caboon > i didn't even kick him
Chekin > love it
El'rac > and thats how you handle alts
Bunt Caboon > he just buggered fight off
<Kurenin> I killed flatliner ;[
<Sham> Flatliner once shot me
<Sham> because I stole his corpse
<Sham> He was very protective of his corpses
<Sham> :|
<Kurenin> we were mining
<Kurenin> and hes like
<Kurenin> kurenin shoot me
<Kurenin> and my pc bluescreened
<Kurenin> came back and hes dead :O
<Sham> LOL
<Sham> haha
<Sham> worst case of friendly fire, ever
<Sham> Flatliner once shot me
<Sham> because I stole his corpse
<Sham> He was very protective of his corpses
<Sham> :|
<Kurenin> we were mining
<Kurenin> and hes like
<Kurenin> kurenin shoot me
<Kurenin> and my pc bluescreened
<Kurenin> came back and hes dead :O
<Sham> LOL
<Sham> haha
<Sham> worst case of friendly fire, ever
apple2gs > can i borrow 50mil isk from some one i might pay it back :)
Hellspawn01 > anyone played "Zuma" yet?
Bots > nope
Hellspawn01 > this game is insane
Hellspawn01 > google -> zuma game pc
Hellspawn01 > click on first link and download the deluxe version
Hellspawn01 > been playing it for at least an hour now
Hellspawn01 > very addictive
Balrog Valarauko > free trial?
Hellspawn01 > no trial
Hellspawn01 > I´m already at stage 4-2
Hellspawn01 > no sign of stopping
Steelhound > Zuma... That's the game with colored balls moving along a track and you fire balls along it to destroy the balls before they reach the end, right?
Hellspawn01 > right
Steelhound > I played that a long time ago
Hellspawn01 > stage 4 complete now :)
Hellspawn01 > damn, just getting the messege to unlock the game
Hellspawn01 > was at 5-3 :(
Hellspawn01 > ******
Hellspawn01 > ####
Hellspawn01 > danm **** **** ******
Hellspawn01 > ......
Hellspawn01 > WT*
Hellspawn01 > cenzorship!!
Hellspawn01 > ******
Balrog Valarauko > omg...
Balrog Valarauko > he's finally lost it...
Hellspawn01 > I wasnt even going to say ****
Hellspawn01 > ok, I was about to say it
Hellspawn01 > HAPPY NOW???
*Hellspawn01 ends himself
Bots > nope
Hellspawn01 > this game is insane
Hellspawn01 > google -> zuma game pc
Hellspawn01 > click on first link and download the deluxe version
Hellspawn01 > been playing it for at least an hour now
Hellspawn01 > very addictive
Balrog Valarauko > free trial?
Hellspawn01 > no trial
Hellspawn01 > I´m already at stage 4-2
Hellspawn01 > no sign of stopping
Steelhound > Zuma... That's the game with colored balls moving along a track and you fire balls along it to destroy the balls before they reach the end, right?
Hellspawn01 > right
Steelhound > I played that a long time ago
Hellspawn01 > stage 4 complete now :)
Hellspawn01 > damn, just getting the messege to unlock the game
Hellspawn01 > was at 5-3 :(
Hellspawn01 > ******
Hellspawn01 > ####
Hellspawn01 > danm **** **** ******
Hellspawn01 > ......
Hellspawn01 > WT*
Hellspawn01 > cenzorship!!
Hellspawn01 > ******
Balrog Valarauko > omg...
Balrog Valarauko > he's finally lost it...
Hellspawn01 > I wasnt even going to say ****
Hellspawn01 > ok, I was about to say it
Hellspawn01 > HAPPY NOW???
*Hellspawn01 ends himself
<Kurewin> you'll be bashing your sac against the wall
<Kurewin> when you're not in the dread fleet :(
<Molle> my dread is ready in 15 hours
<Kurewin> oh god there's so many jokes with sacs :|
<Molle> til then, my sac is good
<Kurewin> is your sac's cargo full
<Kurewin> or is it empty
<Molle> full
<Digital> who cares, its black ;p
<Molle> already told you
<Kurewin> ¬_¬
<Molle> my sac is full.
<Kurewin> do you fire missiles
<Kurewin> or beams
<Kurewin> with your sac
<Molle> pulse
<gota> :D
<Kurewin> oh classy
<Kurewin> not as much range though
<gota> what's burst damage on your sac
<Kurewin> but way more "damage"
<Molle> no, but more freuqent
<Molle> i can burst every so often
<Kurewin> ¬_¬
<Molle> i think ill shutup now.
<Kurewin> yeah I would too
<Kurewin> before you empty your sac ;
<Molle> i cant
<Molle> digi has it
<Kurewin> when you're not in the dread fleet :(
<Molle> my dread is ready in 15 hours
<Kurewin> oh god there's so many jokes with sacs :|
<Molle> til then, my sac is good
<Kurewin> is your sac's cargo full
<Kurewin> or is it empty
<Molle> full
<Digital> who cares, its black ;p
<Molle> already told you
<Kurewin> ¬_¬
<Molle> my sac is full.
<Kurewin> do you fire missiles
<Kurewin> or beams
<Kurewin> with your sac
<Molle> pulse
<gota> :D
<Kurewin> oh classy
<Kurewin> not as much range though
<gota> what's burst damage on your sac
<Kurewin> but way more "damage"
<Molle> no, but more freuqent
<Molle> i can burst every so often
<Kurewin> ¬_¬
<Molle> i think ill shutup now.
<Kurewin> yeah I would too
<Kurewin> before you empty your sac ;
<Molle> i cant
<Molle> digi has it
PhoenixDawn > Doing a 69 with your clone... would that be 'solo oral masturbation' or would it actually be sex?
<Kayosoni> TQ DYING?
<Farjung> Looks like it
<Farjung> Addy book just went mental before both clients died ;{
<Levin> yeah
<RangerXT> I crashed
<RangerXT> but it seems up
<Levin> yay
<Farjung> Letting me back in np
<Levin> i thought ccp actually fixed something properly
<Levin> this is a relief
<flopski> yea
<Levin> i have a major fear of the unknown
<flopski> Levin i agree
<flopski> I thought the world was coming to an end
<Farjung> Looks like it
<Farjung> Addy book just went mental before both clients died ;{
<Levin> yeah
<RangerXT> I crashed
<RangerXT> but it seems up
<Levin> yay
<Farjung> Letting me back in np
<Levin> i thought ccp actually fixed something properly
<Levin> this is a relief
<flopski> yea
<Levin> i have a major fear of the unknown
<flopski> Levin i agree
<flopski> I thought the world was coming to an end
Argon Prime > im RICH
Argon Prime > i love this corp
Argon Prime > hehe
Argon Prime > ty Brad
Bradden Gor > lol
Bradden Gor > I think you did a pretty hefty turn-in recently
Argon Prime > yes
Bradden Gor > there you go then
Hellspawn01 > I didnt do a turn in for ages, have 300mil in minerals AND more isk than in CCs :)
Bradden Gor > I remember you crying poverty a few weeks ago, HS
Hellspawn01 > ?
Seborian > hi all...:)
Hellspawn01 > Hi seb
Bradden Gor > "I can't afford all my faction mods" waaaaaaahhhhh ;)
Hellspawn01 > I didnt say that *looks innocent
Takeshi Kovachs > BG i can seee the sympathy pouring out of you
Bradden Gor > "These 2 factino ships I've got are worth less than a billion each"
Hellspawn01 > I couldnt decide which one I should buy first, that was all :P
Bradden Gor > /emote hands HS a T2 tissue to dry his eyes
Bradden Gor > :)
Hellspawn01 > /emote burns the tissue
Bradden Gor > not good enough?
Bradden Gor > /emote hands over a faction Tissue
Takeshi Kovachs > ROFL
Hellspawn01 > /emote burns the tissue again
Bradden Gor > "I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter"
Argon Prime > i love this corp
Argon Prime > hehe
Argon Prime > ty Brad
Bradden Gor > lol
Bradden Gor > I think you did a pretty hefty turn-in recently
Argon Prime > yes
Bradden Gor > there you go then
Hellspawn01 > I didnt do a turn in for ages, have 300mil in minerals AND more isk than in CCs :)
Bradden Gor > I remember you crying poverty a few weeks ago, HS
Hellspawn01 > ?
Seborian > hi all...:)
Hellspawn01 > Hi seb
Bradden Gor > "I can't afford all my faction mods" waaaaaaahhhhh ;)
Hellspawn01 > I didnt say that *looks innocent
Takeshi Kovachs > BG i can seee the sympathy pouring out of you
Bradden Gor > "These 2 factino ships I've got are worth less than a billion each"
Hellspawn01 > I couldnt decide which one I should buy first, that was all :P
Bradden Gor > /emote hands HS a T2 tissue to dry his eyes
Bradden Gor > :)
Hellspawn01 > /emote burns the tissue
Bradden Gor > not good enough?
Bradden Gor > /emote hands over a faction Tissue
Takeshi Kovachs > ROFL
Hellspawn01 > /emote burns the tissue again
Bradden Gor > "I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter"
Ubel Feuer > my friend called and asked if I wanted to do anything at 10:30 PM (right now) and I said I couldn't. It sounded like he was holding back tears or something.
Kael Brahe > and yet you're still on EVE
Kael Brahe > and yet you're still on EVE