Auhydride > Chuck Norris doesnt warp jam you, he says "NO" to your warp drive, and it stops working
Auhydride > Dooms Day Device is actually a cellphone, with Chuck Norris' number saved in it.
uhydride > Chuck Norris doesn't warp, stargates and planets warp to him
Auhydride > Chuck Norris doesn't dock, stations get build around him.
Auhydride > Eve's fastest U turn was made by Concord 2 years ago when they noticed they were warping near Chuck Norris.
Auhydride > Bob didn't destroy the titan, Chuck Norris got mad at bob and threw an ibis at the titan to warn them.
Auhydride > Dooms Day Device is actually a cellphone, with Chuck Norris' number saved in it.
uhydride > Chuck Norris doesn't warp, stargates and planets warp to him
Auhydride > Chuck Norris doesn't dock, stations get build around him.
Auhydride > Eve's fastest U turn was made by Concord 2 years ago when they noticed they were warping near Chuck Norris.
Auhydride > Bob didn't destroy the titan, Chuck Norris got mad at bob and threw an ibis at the titan to warn them.
Amoun Rah > i like...big...SHIPS AND I CANNOT LIE!!! u other minmatar cant deny!
Pedrok Matar > bak yo
Tor Coolguy > I will deny.
Tor Coolguy > Don't try to stop me!
Pedrok Matar > bak yo
Tor Coolguy > I will deny.
Tor Coolguy > Don't try to stop me!
Blutreiter > GRAAAAH
Blutreiter > kill! hurt! grief! pod! pinch nipples!
Mortiaca > noooooo
Mortiaca > no pinching nipples
Blutreiter > ...i hate my router ;/
Mortiaca > ok well maybe just a little :)
Blutreiter > oh sorry, just had a disconnect
Blutreiter > hardware issues always legitimize minor molesting
Mortiaca > lol
Blutreiter > kill! hurt! grief! pod! pinch nipples!
Mortiaca > noooooo
Mortiaca > no pinching nipples
Blutreiter > ...i hate my router ;/
Mortiaca > ok well maybe just a little :)
Blutreiter > oh sorry, just had a disconnect
Blutreiter > hardware issues always legitimize minor molesting
Mortiaca > lol
Ashar KorAzor > dude
Ashar KorAzor > <i>totally</i> take my advice
Ashar KorAzor > pawn off radio on first corpse you find
Ashar KorAzor > take rifle instead
Ashar KorAzor > who needs communication if you have gunz?
Kale Ryoko > Fire-support is nice to have though
Ashar KorAzor > in the soviet army, in stalingrad
Ashar KorAzor > fire-support was for the weak
Kale Ryoko > Rifle + Spectre Gunship > RIfle + Mittens.
Davlos > that's coming from a fucking russian
Davlos > hahahahahaaha
Ashar KorAzor > :P
Kale Ryoko > <3
Ashar KorAzor > lawl, soviets
Ashar KorAzor > "Real men defend the motherland with MOLOTOVS!"
Ashar KorAzor > "But...sir, we've been out of flammable liquids for three months..."
Ashar KorAzor > "Fucking brew some vodka!"
Kale Ryoko > I highly doubt Russians would be willing to throw away vodka
Ashar KorAzor > are you kidding?
Ashar KorAzor > In stalingrad, most of them would be willing to throw away mom and dad
Ashar KorAzor > <i>totally</i> take my advice
Ashar KorAzor > pawn off radio on first corpse you find
Ashar KorAzor > take rifle instead
Ashar KorAzor > who needs communication if you have gunz?
Kale Ryoko > Fire-support is nice to have though
Ashar KorAzor > in the soviet army, in stalingrad
Ashar KorAzor > fire-support was for the weak
Kale Ryoko > Rifle + Spectre Gunship > RIfle + Mittens.
Davlos > that's coming from a fucking russian
Davlos > hahahahahaaha
Ashar KorAzor > :P
Kale Ryoko > <3
Ashar KorAzor > lawl, soviets
Ashar KorAzor > "Real men defend the motherland with MOLOTOVS!"
Ashar KorAzor > "But...sir, we've been out of flammable liquids for three months..."
Ashar KorAzor > "Fucking brew some vodka!"
Kale Ryoko > I highly doubt Russians would be willing to throw away vodka
Ashar KorAzor > are you kidding?
Ashar KorAzor > In stalingrad, most of them would be willing to throw away mom and dad
<Kryztal> im easily trained !
<wizzard66> make one of me with bukake, i like that
Hitalorl > btw can you blow gate guns?
Tslin Urquell > no
Aidan Columb > that question was edging onto the "did he really say that?" terriotory
Tslin Urquell > lol, yeah kinda
Hitalorl > why? you can blow concord ships ...
Tslin Urquell > no
Aidan Columb > that question was edging onto the "did he really say that?" terriotory
Tslin Urquell > lol, yeah kinda
Hitalorl > why? you can blow concord ships ...
Saerynn > happy people piss me off
<@whopper> damn flu
<@Depp> flu sucks
<@kipkruide> you flu too, aha i internet infected you
<@Depp> or u secretly made out
<@kipkruide> i was wondering why i was shitting blood but that could be it
<@Dobbs> nice.
<@kipkruide> not really :(,. prob did some damage taking my temp..
<@Dobbs> you're not supposed to take your temperature with a dildo, kipkruide
<@Depp> flu sucks
<@kipkruide> you flu too, aha i internet infected you
<@Depp> or u secretly made out
<@kipkruide> i was wondering why i was shitting blood but that could be it
<@Dobbs> nice.
<@kipkruide> not really :(,. prob did some damage taking my temp..
<@Dobbs> you're not supposed to take your temperature with a dildo, kipkruide
Green Halo > I KNEW I HAD A HIGH COLESTERAL LEVEL, BUT I NEVER KNEW IT COULD LEAD TO MY ERECTILE DISFUNCTION
Green Halo > rrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Green Halo > disregard that, I suck cocks
Green Halo > rrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Green Halo > disregard that, I suck cocks