<wizzard66> k im off
<wizzard66> with my kids and wife to the market for shopping
<wizzard66> expect me back in 2 hours, crying, lighter in my pocket, and ready to KEEEL
<wizzard66> with my kids and wife to the market for shopping
<wizzard66> expect me back in 2 hours, crying, lighter in my pocket, and ready to KEEEL
* cyberfail blows the dust off his HP deskjet 500
<Aea> cyberfail blows
<Aea> All I needed to hear
<cyberfail> ehhhhh
<Levin> i read that as All I needed to bear
<Levin> and thought of a giant spider made of bears
<cyberfail> o.0
<Levin> bears vs spiders
<Levin> who wins?
<cyberfail> spider of course
<Levin> unless
<cyberfail> if it's a black widow
<Levin> black widows arent even deadly
<Levin> bears fucking kill people
<Levin> you can shoot a bear in the face
<Levin> and all it will do is get more pissed
<cyberfail> Pathetic: bears
<%Pathetic> Bears fucking kill people.
<Levin> see?
<cyberfail> well gues you were right Levin
<Aea> cyberfail blows
<Aea> All I needed to hear
<cyberfail> ehhhhh
<Levin> i read that as All I needed to bear
<Levin> and thought of a giant spider made of bears
<cyberfail> o.0
<Levin> bears vs spiders
<Levin> who wins?
<cyberfail> spider of course
<Levin> unless
<cyberfail> if it's a black widow
<Levin> black widows arent even deadly
<Levin> bears fucking kill people
<Levin> you can shoot a bear in the face
<Levin> and all it will do is get more pissed
<cyberfail> Pathetic: bears
<%Pathetic> Bears fucking kill people.
<Levin> see?
<cyberfail> well gues you were right Levin
Istvaan Shogaatsu > OH GOD GUYS I'M ABOUT TO ENTER A LOW SEC SYSTEM IT EVEN ASKED ME IN A BOX IF I REALLY WANTED TO
Istvaan Shogaatsu > CAN SOMEONE SCOUT FOR ME :((((
Istvaan Shogaatsu > CAN SOMEONE SCOUT FOR ME :((((
LustBunny > Huh... GM's name is 'Horse'... I wonder if that's how he's hung or what he likes to perform sexual acts with...
Lothros Andastar > i once sprained my thumb
Lothros Andastar > thats my worst fapping injury
Lothros Andastar > thats my worst fapping injury
Impact > well I like sister as well cause they arent belinging to any faction
Garth Alwin > they are
Garth Alwin > gallente/minmatar
Impact > they arent showing any of the allaince flags when I click ont hem
Garth Alwin > they dont belong to any faction but they do raise gallente/minmatar faction
Garth Alwin > from their storylines
Impact > yeh ^_^
Garth Alwin > the sisters are basically your everyday sexually repressed, and very horny, nuns
Impact > oooooo me likey!
Impact > ME LIKEY!
Impact > lol
Garth Alwin > the free thinking and liberal gallente help them get their rocks off with their sauve ways and fine dining
Garth Alwin > and the horny sisters also have a penchant for bondage and leather
Garth Alwin > hence the minmatar connection
Impact > O_o
Garth Alwin > well, everyone likes a little enslaving now and again
Garth Alwin > they are
Garth Alwin > gallente/minmatar
Impact > they arent showing any of the allaince flags when I click ont hem
Garth Alwin > they dont belong to any faction but they do raise gallente/minmatar faction
Garth Alwin > from their storylines
Impact > yeh ^_^
Garth Alwin > the sisters are basically your everyday sexually repressed, and very horny, nuns
Impact > oooooo me likey!
Impact > ME LIKEY!
Impact > lol
Garth Alwin > the free thinking and liberal gallente help them get their rocks off with their sauve ways and fine dining
Garth Alwin > and the horny sisters also have a penchant for bondage and leather
Garth Alwin > hence the minmatar connection
Impact > O_o
Garth Alwin > well, everyone likes a little enslaving now and again
Grogeth > We are a New Corp Looking For Recruits:We have all of the following:* 0.0 Access* 0.0 Roams* Ship Replacement Program* Forums / Killboard / Teamspeak* Mineral Buyback Program
Korovyov > you should call it a mineral kickback program
Korovyov > sounds cooler that way
AeonthePiglet > Or a mineral Nutkick program
Bethany Blaze > Extended Mineral Kickback Leverage Fund
Gromash > or maybe i dunno mineral swipe
Korovyov > Tritanium Embezzlement Scandal
Gromash > ooo
Korovyov > you should call it a mineral kickback program
Korovyov > sounds cooler that way
AeonthePiglet > Or a mineral Nutkick program
Bethany Blaze > Extended Mineral Kickback Leverage Fund
Gromash > or maybe i dunno mineral swipe
Korovyov > Tritanium Embezzlement Scandal
Gromash > ooo
Zoey Redbird > i dont want ur corp
Unit 50 > Good, my corp don't want u.
Zoey Redbird > yay
Bethany Blaze > Zoey vs. Unit! FIGHT!
Zaharic > /emote rings bell GOGO
Bethany Blaze > Unit and Zoey, pick your weapons.
Zoey Redbird > i mean unit 50 what u over compensating for ur shoty
Unit 50 > I will simply flash her. Being a lesbian she will flee and I will win by default.
Unit 50 > /emote wins.
Domin Mitauchi > sound like a fight Zoey has had before :P
Voidfallen > zing!
Gromash > /emote hands zoey battleaxe
Unit 50 > Hey no fair I want a battle axe
A Rednova > /emote grabs some pop corn and watches
Gromash > /emote hands unit a teaspoon
A Rednova > /emote hands unit a dildo
Unit 50 > This is a stacked match
Sylvana Perks > oh at least make it a spork
Bethany Blaze > Unit chooses a teaspoon; Zoey, a battle axe!
Bethany Blaze > The match begins! FIGHT!
Zoey Redbird > /emote laughs
Zaharic > /emote grabs the universal remote
Voidfallen > 500 ISK on teaspoon evisceration
A Rednova > ill take that bet sir
Voidfallen > bet!
Unit 50 > We all know women are incompetent. She will gladly trade me her battle axe for a teaspoon to prepare herself more dishes to clean.
A Rednova > unit, you fail
Unit 50 > I will take advantage of this gap in which she is cleaning and hack her up.
A Rednova > you fail horridly
Zoey Redbird > /emote grabs his ball firmly pulls down
Unit 50 > Good, my corp don't want u.
Zoey Redbird > yay
Bethany Blaze > Zoey vs. Unit! FIGHT!
Zaharic > /emote rings bell GOGO
Bethany Blaze > Unit and Zoey, pick your weapons.
Zoey Redbird > i mean unit 50 what u over compensating for ur shoty
Unit 50 > I will simply flash her. Being a lesbian she will flee and I will win by default.
Unit 50 > /emote wins.
Domin Mitauchi > sound like a fight Zoey has had before :P
Voidfallen > zing!
Gromash > /emote hands zoey battleaxe
Unit 50 > Hey no fair I want a battle axe
A Rednova > /emote grabs some pop corn and watches
Gromash > /emote hands unit a teaspoon
A Rednova > /emote hands unit a dildo
Unit 50 > This is a stacked match
Sylvana Perks > oh at least make it a spork
Bethany Blaze > Unit chooses a teaspoon; Zoey, a battle axe!
Bethany Blaze > The match begins! FIGHT!
Zoey Redbird > /emote laughs
Zaharic > /emote grabs the universal remote
Voidfallen > 500 ISK on teaspoon evisceration
A Rednova > ill take that bet sir
Voidfallen > bet!
Unit 50 > We all know women are incompetent. She will gladly trade me her battle axe for a teaspoon to prepare herself more dishes to clean.
A Rednova > unit, you fail
Unit 50 > I will take advantage of this gap in which she is cleaning and hack her up.
A Rednova > you fail horridly
Zoey Redbird > /emote grabs his ball firmly pulls down
Soraya Kha'marr > yeah that titan kill was ounds and my baby
Soraya Kha'marr > we even practised the tackling xD
Skibo > but hittin on fat women?
Skibo > nailin a fat chick and tackling a titan are pretty similar
Limbeck > except when you are successful, you tell your friends about the titan:P
Soraya Kha'marr > im not even going to bother to point out the dissimilarities
Soraya Kha'marr > limby mentioned a good one
Limbeck > the fat chick probably wants it, where the titan does not
Skibo > the titan pilot is sad where the guy is sad
Limbeck > the only similarity I can think of is that they may both end up taking it up the ass
Soraya Kha'marr > the titan died in 9 minutes... your interaction with the fat chick would be around the same
Limbeck > teh fat chick may call back for round 2
Soraya Kha'marr > provided you left your number
Limbeck > the fat chick might make you breakfast?
Limbeck > (if you stayed/let her stay)
Skibo > with google voice you can even call chicks and not have them get yer number
Skibo > you can give out the number which will ring through when you want it to, and you can put it on dnd when you dont
Limbeck > the titan pilot doesn't want you all over him
Limbeck > both are really messy when you do it right
Skibo > they both make weird noises when they go down?
Soraya Kha'marr > oh please
Soraya Kha'marr > im gona wake up to a thread with my drunken ramblins
Limbeck > soraya - kind of like the guy with the fat chick
Soraya Kha'marr > we even practised the tackling xD
Skibo > but hittin on fat women?
Skibo > nailin a fat chick and tackling a titan are pretty similar
Limbeck > except when you are successful, you tell your friends about the titan:P
Soraya Kha'marr > im not even going to bother to point out the dissimilarities
Soraya Kha'marr > limby mentioned a good one
Limbeck > the fat chick probably wants it, where the titan does not
Skibo > the titan pilot is sad where the guy is sad
Limbeck > the only similarity I can think of is that they may both end up taking it up the ass
Soraya Kha'marr > the titan died in 9 minutes... your interaction with the fat chick would be around the same
Limbeck > teh fat chick may call back for round 2
Soraya Kha'marr > provided you left your number
Limbeck > the fat chick might make you breakfast?
Limbeck > (if you stayed/let her stay)
Skibo > with google voice you can even call chicks and not have them get yer number
Skibo > you can give out the number which will ring through when you want it to, and you can put it on dnd when you dont
Limbeck > the titan pilot doesn't want you all over him
Limbeck > both are really messy when you do it right
Skibo > they both make weird noises when they go down?
Soraya Kha'marr > oh please
Soraya Kha'marr > im gona wake up to a thread with my drunken ramblins
Limbeck > soraya - kind of like the guy with the fat chick
Lallara Zhuul > and imagine what would happen to your tender RP sensibilities if there would be thousands of goons running around giving everybody surprise buttsecks