Zoey Redbird > i dont want ur corp
Unit 50 > Good, my corp don't want u.
Zoey Redbird > yay
Bethany Blaze > Zoey vs. Unit! FIGHT!
Zaharic > /emote rings bell GOGO
Bethany Blaze > Unit and Zoey, pick your weapons.
Zoey Redbird > i mean unit 50 what u over compensating for ur shoty
Unit 50 > I will simply flash her. Being a lesbian she will flee and I will win by default.
Unit 50 > /emote wins.
Domin Mitauchi > sound like a fight Zoey has had before :P
Voidfallen > zing!
Gromash > /emote hands zoey battleaxe
Unit 50 > Hey no fair I want a battle axe
A Rednova > /emote grabs some pop corn and watches
Gromash > /emote hands unit a teaspoon
A Rednova > /emote hands unit a dildo
Unit 50 > This is a stacked match
Sylvana Perks > oh at least make it a spork
Bethany Blaze > Unit chooses a teaspoon; Zoey, a battle axe!
Bethany Blaze > The match begins! FIGHT!
Zoey Redbird > /emote laughs
Zaharic > /emote grabs the universal remote
Voidfallen > 500 ISK on teaspoon evisceration
A Rednova > ill take that bet sir
Voidfallen > bet!
Unit 50 > We all know women are incompetent. She will gladly trade me her battle axe for a teaspoon to prepare herself more dishes to clean.
A Rednova > unit, you fail
Unit 50 > I will take advantage of this gap in which she is cleaning and hack her up.
A Rednova > you fail horridly
Zoey Redbird > /emote grabs his ball firmly pulls down
Unit 50 > Good, my corp don't want u.
Zoey Redbird > yay
Bethany Blaze > Zoey vs. Unit! FIGHT!
Zaharic > /emote rings bell GOGO
Bethany Blaze > Unit and Zoey, pick your weapons.
Zoey Redbird > i mean unit 50 what u over compensating for ur shoty
Unit 50 > I will simply flash her. Being a lesbian she will flee and I will win by default.
Unit 50 > /emote wins.
Domin Mitauchi > sound like a fight Zoey has had before :P
Voidfallen > zing!
Gromash > /emote hands zoey battleaxe
Unit 50 > Hey no fair I want a battle axe
A Rednova > /emote grabs some pop corn and watches
Gromash > /emote hands unit a teaspoon
A Rednova > /emote hands unit a dildo
Unit 50 > This is a stacked match
Sylvana Perks > oh at least make it a spork
Bethany Blaze > Unit chooses a teaspoon; Zoey, a battle axe!
Bethany Blaze > The match begins! FIGHT!
Zoey Redbird > /emote laughs
Zaharic > /emote grabs the universal remote
Voidfallen > 500 ISK on teaspoon evisceration
A Rednova > ill take that bet sir
Voidfallen > bet!
Unit 50 > We all know women are incompetent. She will gladly trade me her battle axe for a teaspoon to prepare herself more dishes to clean.
A Rednova > unit, you fail
Unit 50 > I will take advantage of this gap in which she is cleaning and hack her up.
A Rednova > you fail horridly
Zoey Redbird > /emote grabs his ball firmly pulls down
Soraya Kha'marr > yeah that titan kill was ounds and my baby
Soraya Kha'marr > we even practised the tackling xD
Skibo > but hittin on fat women?
Skibo > nailin a fat chick and tackling a titan are pretty similar
Limbeck > except when you are successful, you tell your friends about the titan:P
Soraya Kha'marr > im not even going to bother to point out the dissimilarities
Soraya Kha'marr > limby mentioned a good one
Limbeck > the fat chick probably wants it, where the titan does not
Skibo > the titan pilot is sad where the guy is sad
Limbeck > the only similarity I can think of is that they may both end up taking it up the ass
Soraya Kha'marr > the titan died in 9 minutes... your interaction with the fat chick would be around the same
Limbeck > teh fat chick may call back for round 2
Soraya Kha'marr > provided you left your number
Limbeck > the fat chick might make you breakfast?
Limbeck > (if you stayed/let her stay)
Skibo > with google voice you can even call chicks and not have them get yer number
Skibo > you can give out the number which will ring through when you want it to, and you can put it on dnd when you dont
Limbeck > the titan pilot doesn't want you all over him
Limbeck > both are really messy when you do it right
Skibo > they both make weird noises when they go down?
Soraya Kha'marr > oh please
Soraya Kha'marr > im gona wake up to a thread with my drunken ramblins
Limbeck > soraya - kind of like the guy with the fat chick
Soraya Kha'marr > we even practised the tackling xD
Skibo > but hittin on fat women?
Skibo > nailin a fat chick and tackling a titan are pretty similar
Limbeck > except when you are successful, you tell your friends about the titan:P
Soraya Kha'marr > im not even going to bother to point out the dissimilarities
Soraya Kha'marr > limby mentioned a good one
Limbeck > the fat chick probably wants it, where the titan does not
Skibo > the titan pilot is sad where the guy is sad
Limbeck > the only similarity I can think of is that they may both end up taking it up the ass
Soraya Kha'marr > the titan died in 9 minutes... your interaction with the fat chick would be around the same
Limbeck > teh fat chick may call back for round 2
Soraya Kha'marr > provided you left your number
Limbeck > the fat chick might make you breakfast?
Limbeck > (if you stayed/let her stay)
Skibo > with google voice you can even call chicks and not have them get yer number
Skibo > you can give out the number which will ring through when you want it to, and you can put it on dnd when you dont
Limbeck > the titan pilot doesn't want you all over him
Limbeck > both are really messy when you do it right
Skibo > they both make weird noises when they go down?
Soraya Kha'marr > oh please
Soraya Kha'marr > im gona wake up to a thread with my drunken ramblins
Limbeck > soraya - kind of like the guy with the fat chick
Lallara Zhuul > and imagine what would happen to your tender RP sensibilities if there would be thousands of goons running around giving everybody surprise buttsecks
The Cursed > vaga on taisy gate in mo
The Cursed > killing bubbles
Calarin > he was killing bubbles in p3 earlier.... [01:48:07] P4nd3m0n10 > =) bubbles down
Calarin > dont get it
Kali Omega > killing warp bubbles
Kali Omega > idk?
The Cursed > yes
The Cursed > he killed a few bubbles and left
Felix Underwood > The Humanity! Those bubbles
The Cursed > killing bubbles
Calarin > he was killing bubbles in p3 earlier.... [01:48:07] P4nd3m0n10 > =) bubbles down
Calarin > dont get it
Kali Omega > killing warp bubbles
Kali Omega > idk?
The Cursed > yes
The Cursed > he killed a few bubbles and left
Felix Underwood > The Humanity! Those bubbles
EVE System > Channel changed to O-JPKH Local Channel
[Carlton Cold > Scum sucking traitors
Carlton Cold > I am going to enjoy raiding you
Carlton Cold > then I am goin to enjoy displaying your corpses along tribute when NC come crashing down
Mattias Kerensky > mmhmm
Carlton Cold > yes mm hmm bitch
Carlton Cold > keep your rent up bitch
Mattias Kerensky > Oh stfu. You're living in a fantasy world, m8. We own your puny alliance.
Mattias Kerensky > now run from me
Carlton Cold > fk u
[Mattias Kerensky > that's right, bitch
Mattias Kerensky > hahaha
EVE System > Channel changed to HB7R-F Local Channel
Carlton Cold > wat anoob you cant even catch a badger in an inty
Carlton Cold > I owned you
Mattias Kerensky > A stabber isn't an inty, m8. How long you been playing this game again?
[Carlton Cold > Scum sucking traitors
Carlton Cold > I am going to enjoy raiding you
Carlton Cold > then I am goin to enjoy displaying your corpses along tribute when NC come crashing down
Mattias Kerensky > mmhmm
Carlton Cold > yes mm hmm bitch
Carlton Cold > keep your rent up bitch
Mattias Kerensky > Oh stfu. You're living in a fantasy world, m8. We own your puny alliance.
Mattias Kerensky > now run from me
Carlton Cold > fk u
[Mattias Kerensky > that's right, bitch
Mattias Kerensky > hahaha
EVE System > Channel changed to HB7R-F Local Channel
Carlton Cold > wat anoob you cant even catch a badger in an inty
Carlton Cold > I owned you
Mattias Kerensky > A stabber isn't an inty, m8. How long you been playing this game again?
Gavjack Bunk > She's off to live in 0.0 with her cap fleet
Gavjack Bunk > which she doesn't have
Gavjack Bunk > But all of 0.0 love her
Gavjack Bunk > Except they're all -red
Dan O'Connor > interesting =D
Kayne Darklight > priceless
Gavjack Bunk > I swear, this is how scientology got started
Dan O'Connor > red is the love color
Gavjack Bunk > Cute SpyGirl > BDmther, do u have question for me?
Gavjack Bunk > BDMTHRFKR > well, what is the corp/alliance goal ?
Gavjack Bunk > Cute SpyGirl > to win EVE
Gavjack Bunk > I wish I was making this up
Dewatts > i wonna win EVE, but i have no idea where the end boss is
Gavjack Bunk > BDMTHRFKR > obvious variables notwithstanding...i.e. time zones
Dan O'Connor > in jove space with a jove titan
Gavjack Bunk > Cute SpyGirl > to win EVE..
Kayne Darklight > it`s in ccp`s office, but defeating him gets you arrested...or shot by police
Gavjack Bunk > Cute SpyGirl > no better way to explain it
Gavjack Bunk > She's fucking persistant about this winning eve
Gavjack Bunk > Don't question the 10th level thetan
Dan O'Connor > ask her how she intents to do that
Gavjack Bunk > Cute SpyGirl > my goal is to fly a titan..
Gavjack Bunk > Cute SpyGirl > once i have that ship
Gavjack Bunk > Cute SpyGirl > i will quit EVE
Dan O'Connor > ...
Gavjack Bunk > which she doesn't have
Gavjack Bunk > But all of 0.0 love her
Gavjack Bunk > Except they're all -red
Dan O'Connor > interesting =D
Kayne Darklight > priceless
Gavjack Bunk > I swear, this is how scientology got started
Dan O'Connor > red is the love color
Gavjack Bunk > Cute SpyGirl > BDmther, do u have question for me?
Gavjack Bunk > BDMTHRFKR > well, what is the corp/alliance goal ?
Gavjack Bunk > Cute SpyGirl > to win EVE
Gavjack Bunk > I wish I was making this up
Dewatts > i wonna win EVE, but i have no idea where the end boss is
Gavjack Bunk > BDMTHRFKR > obvious variables notwithstanding...i.e. time zones
Dan O'Connor > in jove space with a jove titan
Gavjack Bunk > Cute SpyGirl > to win EVE..
Kayne Darklight > it`s in ccp`s office, but defeating him gets you arrested...or shot by police
Gavjack Bunk > Cute SpyGirl > no better way to explain it
Gavjack Bunk > She's fucking persistant about this winning eve
Gavjack Bunk > Don't question the 10th level thetan
Dan O'Connor > ask her how she intents to do that
Gavjack Bunk > Cute SpyGirl > my goal is to fly a titan..
Gavjack Bunk > Cute SpyGirl > once i have that ship
Gavjack Bunk > Cute SpyGirl > i will quit EVE
Dan O'Connor > ...
Ava Starfire > smack seems to lower shield resists on my rifter by 10%
The Busta > this game is retarded - it took me 3 hours to get from the gate to the station, even with an afterburner
Verone > man, if i had tits
Verone > i'd never leave the house
Verone > ever
Verone > i'd never leave the house
Verone > ever
Pax Sex > I only honor 1v1 in bed