Crimsons Storm > Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Crimsons Storm > Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Crimsons Storm > Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.
Toppos Dannecopanus > i hear he was banned from EVE after taking down a 10/10 plex in a rifter
Crimsons Storm > Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Crimsons Storm > Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.
Toppos Dannecopanus > i hear he was banned from EVE after taking down a 10/10 plex in a rifter
Beckie DeLey > i made good money with all kinds of hybrid weapons lately, but they all pale to what i earned with high heels
Aylara v'Char > I'm waiting for them to make my Jag all pretty
* Marcus Gord puts a toaster hood ornament on it > better?
Aylara v'Char > need two hood ornaments, it's got two forward stabilisers
Aylara v'Char > because it's minmatar and one stabiliser isn't enough xD
* Marcus Gord hits kyber with a cattleprod and ductapes him to the other stabiliser
Kybernetes Moros > oh, you ~whore~, you did not just do that
Marcus Gord > i did
* Aylara v'Char strokes her prettier Jaguar
* Marcus Gord puts a toaster hood ornament on it > better?
Aylara v'Char > need two hood ornaments, it's got two forward stabilisers
Aylara v'Char > because it's minmatar and one stabiliser isn't enough xD
* Marcus Gord hits kyber with a cattleprod and ductapes him to the other stabiliser
Kybernetes Moros > oh, you ~whore~, you did not just do that
Marcus Gord > i did
* Aylara v'Char strokes her prettier Jaguar
<@JasonU> give me an alphanumeric code, give me a field for it on a form, with no instructions, then when validating the data on submission, fail and tell the user to only enter the numbers.
<@Jim> ASP is the bomb!
<@Jim> nothing like having some code in C#, some VB.net and some C++ all mixed together and called the same thing... because you get the BEST of all worlds
* @Jim eats a bullet
<@JasonU> This really should be on the coding fail website, I forget the name
<@JasonU> there's Os and zeros in the code!
<@Jim> for(O = 0; O <= o; O++)
<@carl> That's one thing which was actually nice about fixed fonts with the slashes through the zeros, Jim.
<@Jim> but then in all of my ascii porn, all of the girls have pierced nipples and I'm not into that.
<@Jim> ASP is the bomb!
<@Jim> nothing like having some code in C#, some VB.net and some C++ all mixed together and called the same thing... because you get the BEST of all worlds
* @Jim eats a bullet
<@JasonU> This really should be on the coding fail website, I forget the name
<@JasonU> there's Os and zeros in the code!
<@Jim> for(O = 0; O <= o; O++)
<@carl> That's one thing which was actually nice about fixed fonts with the slashes through the zeros, Jim.
<@Jim> but then in all of my ascii porn, all of the girls have pierced nipples and I'm not into that.
Jane O'siris > Yeah. And i know if i ever saw an amputee getting hanged i would just start calling out letters..
Chiad Dreamspeak > frank better be careful we might start thinking that you care... than we will have to start calling you daddy
Frank Thiesant > and I would be a proud father, goddammit
Frank Thiesant > and I would be a proud father, goddammit
Zeta Zhul > pity when people were first thinking about quantum mechanics they used a cat instead of boobies. Schrodinger's Boobs would be a lot more interesting as the title for a class.
Zeta Zhul > just thinking about what guys will go through for the hope of boobies. lol
Brock Nelson > wait, how do you put a boob in a box?
Brock Nelson > and will the first observer get a hardon if he feels the boob?
Brock Nelson > the second observer will look at his hardon and determine if the boob is still fresh or not
AGLAIA Thaleia > this convo is getting to weird for me, I'm out
Zeta Zhul > this is another fine mess you got me into Brock. lol
Zeta Zhul > just thinking about what guys will go through for the hope of boobies. lol
Brock Nelson > wait, how do you put a boob in a box?
Brock Nelson > and will the first observer get a hardon if he feels the boob?
Brock Nelson > the second observer will look at his hardon and determine if the boob is still fresh or not
AGLAIA Thaleia > this convo is getting to weird for me, I'm out
Zeta Zhul > this is another fine mess you got me into Brock. lol
Korinne > i wonder if a guy bleached his sack if it would make that seam be white
Teinyhr > thank you Jimmy Wales for wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_bleaching
Korinne > no pics
Korinne > i wanna see before and after
Solstice Project > LOL
Teinyhr > also doesn't cite any references :(
Teinyhr > thank you Jimmy Wales for wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_bleaching
Korinne > no pics
Korinne > i wanna see before and after
Solstice Project > LOL
Teinyhr > also doesn't cite any references :(
Odelya d'Hanguest blushes > This is indeed outrageous!
Odelya d'Hanguest > Not even the Udorians in my father's kitchen talked like this!
Kalaratiri makes an exaggerated bow > Welcome to the Summit, Duchess!
Odelya d'Hanguest disconnects
Kalaratiri > or goodbye, as it were..
Odelya d'Hanguest > Not even the Udorians in my father's kitchen talked like this!
Kalaratiri makes an exaggerated bow > Welcome to the Summit, Duchess!
Odelya d'Hanguest disconnects
Kalaratiri > or goodbye, as it were..
Dirty Protagonist > my everything is on fire
Huo Lung > I recommend Preparation H
Dirty Protagonist > anyone want to donate some paste?
Huo Lung > I recommend Preparation H
Dirty Protagonist > anyone want to donate some paste?