Jita local always makes me smile
Mo Smutt > ..people gotta try a little harder with these contracts
Mini Freight > but my minmatar alt won't be flying a malestrom for months
Cold32 > <url=contract:30000142//48367255>[Multiple Items]</url>
Cold32 > free rigs^
Mo Smutt > that si a good deal
Mini Freight > ya it is but i don't need a minnie BS
Mo Smutt > i would get it if i could spare tghe isk
Mini Freight > i can buy it i just don't need to
Ember Talon > i #1 dont have the isk #2 wouldnt rig it like that anyway so it would be a waste
Mini Freight > yah
Mini Freight > I'd use shield rigs
Ember Talon > /emote nods
Cold32 > Nah
Cold32 > Needs the recharge
Cold32 > 3 gyros 2 te's in lows
Ember Talon > cap booster
Cold32 > nope
Cold32 > Waste of slot
Mini Freight > exactly
Mini Freight > cap boosters FTW
Cold32 > 2 hardners bosoter boost amp tracking comp and sebo
Ember Talon > not really, no amount of regen will keep you from being neuted out, a cap booster however gives youe nough cap to cycle modules before they neut you down
Mini Freight > it's a minmatar ship, it's made of scrap metal, why can't the damn thing run on batteries too? lol
Cold32 > its for smashing anoms
Cold32 > no pvp or grindy lvl4's
Mini Freight > haha
Mini Freight > i made a funny
Ember Talon > /emote vomits quietly in the corner at the prospect of plexing maelstrom
Mini Freight > /emote vomits publicly
Mini Freight > BLEEEEEGH!!!!
Cold32 > it fucks shit up
Ember Talon > i dont doubt, its also a huge fucking rape me sign
Mini Freight > that's cause it's shooting voltswagons
Mini Freight > lol
Mo Smutt > kik
Mo Smutt > ?
Mini Freight > or rifters
Mini Freight > that's about the right size fro a 1400MM cannon
Mini Freight > or even better it shoots reapers out of it, hahaha
Ember Talon > glad someone has a use for them
Mini Freight > why do we have noobships in the cargohold captain?
Mini Freight > you fool! we can't afford ammo!
REALITY X > lol
Mini Freight > use the noob ships!
Mini Freight > but... they won't fit!
Mini Freight > we are minmatar, make it fit!
Mini Freight > lulz
Commander Featherfall > repackage them... again
Mini Freight > hahaha
Mini Freight > can u imagine a malestrom shooting kamikaze reapers out of it's guns?
Ember Talon > that projectile has a thruster and a warp drive! BEHOLD!!! antimatter projectile ammo
Mini Freight > lolo0lool
Mini Freight > they put them all on overheat!!!
Mini Freight > omg!!!
Commander Featherfall > even with volunteer noob pilots its still considered a dumbfire weapon
Mini Freight > 1400MM plate and a MWD on a reaper AHHHH!!!
Ember Talon > hey it helps keep the noob populatioin in check
Ember Talon > im all for it
Mini Freight > lol
Mini Freight > perfect use for trial accounts
Mini Freight > ammunition
Mo Smutt > ..people gotta try a little harder with these contracts
Mini Freight > but my minmatar alt won't be flying a malestrom for months
Cold32 > <url=contract:30000142//48367255>[Multiple Items]</url>
Cold32 > free rigs^
Mo Smutt > that si a good deal
Mini Freight > ya it is but i don't need a minnie BS
Mo Smutt > i would get it if i could spare tghe isk
Mini Freight > i can buy it i just don't need to
Ember Talon > i #1 dont have the isk #2 wouldnt rig it like that anyway so it would be a waste
Mini Freight > yah
Mini Freight > I'd use shield rigs
Ember Talon > /emote nods
Cold32 > Nah
Cold32 > Needs the recharge
Cold32 > 3 gyros 2 te's in lows
Ember Talon > cap booster
Cold32 > nope
Cold32 > Waste of slot
Mini Freight > exactly
Mini Freight > cap boosters FTW
Cold32 > 2 hardners bosoter boost amp tracking comp and sebo
Ember Talon > not really, no amount of regen will keep you from being neuted out, a cap booster however gives youe nough cap to cycle modules before they neut you down
Mini Freight > it's a minmatar ship, it's made of scrap metal, why can't the damn thing run on batteries too? lol
Cold32 > its for smashing anoms
Cold32 > no pvp or grindy lvl4's
Mini Freight > haha
Mini Freight > i made a funny
Ember Talon > /emote vomits quietly in the corner at the prospect of plexing maelstrom
Mini Freight > /emote vomits publicly
Mini Freight > BLEEEEEGH!!!!
Cold32 > it fucks shit up
Ember Talon > i dont doubt, its also a huge fucking rape me sign
Mini Freight > that's cause it's shooting voltswagons
Mini Freight > lol
Mo Smutt > kik
Mo Smutt > ?
Mini Freight > or rifters
Mini Freight > that's about the right size fro a 1400MM cannon
Mini Freight > or even better it shoots reapers out of it, hahaha
Ember Talon > glad someone has a use for them
Mini Freight > why do we have noobships in the cargohold captain?
Mini Freight > you fool! we can't afford ammo!
REALITY X > lol
Mini Freight > use the noob ships!
Mini Freight > but... they won't fit!
Mini Freight > we are minmatar, make it fit!
Mini Freight > lulz
Commander Featherfall > repackage them... again
Mini Freight > hahaha
Mini Freight > can u imagine a malestrom shooting kamikaze reapers out of it's guns?
Ember Talon > that projectile has a thruster and a warp drive! BEHOLD!!! antimatter projectile ammo
Mini Freight > lolo0lool
Mini Freight > they put them all on overheat!!!
Mini Freight > omg!!!
Commander Featherfall > even with volunteer noob pilots its still considered a dumbfire weapon
Mini Freight > 1400MM plate and a MWD on a reaper AHHHH!!!
Ember Talon > hey it helps keep the noob populatioin in check
Ember Talon > im all for it
Mini Freight > lol
Mini Freight > perfect use for trial accounts
Mini Freight > ammunition
DeeeBo > o/
Tisme Umid > o/
jih chop > Peoples!
jih chop > Peoples am heres!
jih chop > YAY!
jih chop > also. o/
DeeeBo > hello
jih chop > hi!
jih chop > ok guys
jih chop > I have a serious problem that I need your help/advice with
Tisme Umid > i`m listernibg
Tisme Umid > listerning*
jih chop > I have 2 bisuits left, but only enough gravy for one
jih chop > *biscuits
jih chop > and by biscuit I mean of course, BISCUIT! not a friggin cookie!
Tisme Umid > " The American Language" = Like English only wrong
DeeeBo > nope, we just made it better =)
jih chop > the English language, archaic and obsolete, the american language, evolved to perfection
jih chop > an example:
jih chop > the guy who cuts you off in traffic: asshole
Tisme Umid > Unfortuanatly the word is spelt ARSE
Tisme Umid > always was always will
Tisme Umid > :P
jih chop > the politician who just raised your taxes so his brother's-in-law construction company can build you county/territory/area a new bridge it doesn't need: asshole
jih chop > the present, former, and future president: asshole
jih chop > etc etc etc
jih chop > but not you folks
Tisme Umid > lol
jih chop > you have tosser
jih chop > wanker
jih chop > git
jih chop > limey
jih chop > chav
Tisme Umid > yank
jih chop > ROFL ROFL ROFL
DeeeBo > so what's a yankee?
jih chop > well done
Tisme Umid > o/
jih chop > Peoples!
jih chop > Peoples am heres!
jih chop > YAY!
jih chop > also. o/
DeeeBo > hello
jih chop > hi!
jih chop > ok guys
jih chop > I have a serious problem that I need your help/advice with
Tisme Umid > i`m listernibg
Tisme Umid > listerning*
jih chop > I have 2 bisuits left, but only enough gravy for one
jih chop > *biscuits
jih chop > and by biscuit I mean of course, BISCUIT! not a friggin cookie!
Tisme Umid > " The American Language" = Like English only wrong
DeeeBo > nope, we just made it better =)
jih chop > the English language, archaic and obsolete, the american language, evolved to perfection
jih chop > an example:
jih chop > the guy who cuts you off in traffic: asshole
Tisme Umid > Unfortuanatly the word is spelt ARSE
Tisme Umid > always was always will
Tisme Umid > :P
jih chop > the politician who just raised your taxes so his brother's-in-law construction company can build you county/territory/area a new bridge it doesn't need: asshole
jih chop > the present, former, and future president: asshole
jih chop > etc etc etc
jih chop > but not you folks
Tisme Umid > lol
jih chop > you have tosser
jih chop > wanker
jih chop > git
jih chop > limey
jih chop > chav
Tisme Umid > yank
jih chop > ROFL ROFL ROFL
DeeeBo > so what's a yankee?
jih chop > well done
Crimsons Storm > Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Crimsons Storm > Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Crimsons Storm > Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.
Toppos Dannecopanus > i hear he was banned from EVE after taking down a 10/10 plex in a rifter
Crimsons Storm > Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Crimsons Storm > Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.
Toppos Dannecopanus > i hear he was banned from EVE after taking down a 10/10 plex in a rifter
Aylara v'Char > I'm waiting for them to make my Jag all pretty
* Marcus Gord puts a toaster hood ornament on it > better?
Aylara v'Char > need two hood ornaments, it's got two forward stabilisers
Aylara v'Char > because it's minmatar and one stabiliser isn't enough xD
* Marcus Gord hits kyber with a cattleprod and ductapes him to the other stabiliser
Kybernetes Moros > oh, you ~whore~, you did not just do that
Marcus Gord > i did
* Aylara v'Char strokes her prettier Jaguar
* Marcus Gord puts a toaster hood ornament on it > better?
Aylara v'Char > need two hood ornaments, it's got two forward stabilisers
Aylara v'Char > because it's minmatar and one stabiliser isn't enough xD
* Marcus Gord hits kyber with a cattleprod and ductapes him to the other stabiliser
Kybernetes Moros > oh, you ~whore~, you did not just do that
Marcus Gord > i did
* Aylara v'Char strokes her prettier Jaguar
<@JasonU> give me an alphanumeric code, give me a field for it on a form, with no instructions, then when validating the data on submission, fail and tell the user to only enter the numbers.
<@Jim> ASP is the bomb!
<@Jim> nothing like having some code in C#, some VB.net and some C++ all mixed together and called the same thing... because you get the BEST of all worlds
* @Jim eats a bullet
<@JasonU> This really should be on the coding fail website, I forget the name
<@JasonU> there's Os and zeros in the code!
<@Jim> for(O = 0; O <= o; O++)
<@carl> That's one thing which was actually nice about fixed fonts with the slashes through the zeros, Jim.
<@Jim> but then in all of my ascii porn, all of the girls have pierced nipples and I'm not into that.
<@Jim> ASP is the bomb!
<@Jim> nothing like having some code in C#, some VB.net and some C++ all mixed together and called the same thing... because you get the BEST of all worlds
* @Jim eats a bullet
<@JasonU> This really should be on the coding fail website, I forget the name
<@JasonU> there's Os and zeros in the code!
<@Jim> for(O = 0; O <= o; O++)
<@carl> That's one thing which was actually nice about fixed fonts with the slashes through the zeros, Jim.
<@Jim> but then in all of my ascii porn, all of the girls have pierced nipples and I'm not into that.
Bjorn Christopherson > aaand I just applied for an internship, so being able to check emails
Siigari Kitawa > for a sec I just read
Siigari Kitawa > Bjorn Christopherson > aaand I just applied for an internet spaceship, so being able to check evemails
Hra Neuvosto > i was just typing that
Lirael Dyrim > internet spaceships are more important :P
Siigari Kitawa > for a sec I just read
Siigari Kitawa > Bjorn Christopherson > aaand I just applied for an internet spaceship, so being able to check evemails
Hra Neuvosto > i was just typing that
Lirael Dyrim > internet spaceships are more important :P
Jane O'siris > Yeah. And i know if i ever saw an amputee getting hanged i would just start calling out letters..
Chiad Dreamspeak > frank better be careful we might start thinking that you care... than we will have to start calling you daddy
Frank Thiesant > and I would be a proud father, goddammit
Frank Thiesant > and I would be a proud father, goddammit
Odelya d'Hanguest blushes > This is indeed outrageous!
Odelya d'Hanguest > Not even the Udorians in my father's kitchen talked like this!
Kalaratiri makes an exaggerated bow > Welcome to the Summit, Duchess!
Odelya d'Hanguest disconnects
Kalaratiri > or goodbye, as it were..
Odelya d'Hanguest > Not even the Udorians in my father's kitchen talked like this!
Kalaratiri makes an exaggerated bow > Welcome to the Summit, Duchess!
Odelya d'Hanguest disconnects
Kalaratiri > or goodbye, as it were..
Dirty Protagonist > my everything is on fire
Huo Lung > I recommend Preparation H
Dirty Protagonist > anyone want to donate some paste?
Huo Lung > I recommend Preparation H
Dirty Protagonist > anyone want to donate some paste?