Tensa > man torpedos sure do look pretty
ShadowDraqon > does anyone else see that?
ShadowDraqon > Tensa > MAN TORPEDOES sure do look pretty
ShadowDraqon > >.<
The Kovenant > rofl
The Kovenant > maybe he meant it like a hick?
ShadowDraqon > does anyone else see that?
ShadowDraqon > Tensa > MAN TORPEDOES sure do look pretty
ShadowDraqon > >.<
The Kovenant > rofl
The Kovenant > maybe he meant it like a hick?
Tijgetje > ok, how many dragon ball z char does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Kyoko Sakoda > Over 9000.
Kyoko Sakoda > Over 9000.
Siigari Kitawa > Warp to the star and do a scan
Xzanos08 > Siig there isn't a star in system
Siigari Kitawa > What?
Xzanos 08 > I don't see a star
Siigari Kitawa > It's the really bright thing in the center of the fucking system
Xzanos 08 > It's all dark in here
Siigari Kitawa > Oh, we're behind a fucking planet.
Xzanos08 > Siig there isn't a star in system
Siigari Kitawa > What?
Xzanos 08 > I don't see a star
Siigari Kitawa > It's the really bright thing in the center of the fucking system
Xzanos 08 > It's all dark in here
Siigari Kitawa > Oh, we're behind a fucking planet.
Khellias> And now, the Four Mining Methods of the Empires.
Khellias> GALLENTE: Pack your biggest, baddest weapons and a Miner I. Make sure you know that you're the biggest, baddest, and prettiest around. Warp to a belt, see a rat, and immeadiately surrender.
Khellias> CALDARI: Refuse to buy drones. Instead hire some street urchins for the cost of room and board, strap jetpacks on their cheap, shoddy EVA suits, and hand them pickaxes. Occasionally shoot one to convince the others to work harder.
Khellias> AMARR: Continue the grand tradition of the Holy Empire by burning away the impurities of the roids with your blessed mining lasers. Later blame infidels for the clouds of dust and debris choking the belts.
Khellias> MINMATAR: Strap weapons and a warp drive to the roid. Fly it into Amarr space on a screaming kamikaze mission. Blame the Empire when your ship gets mined out of existence when passing through Caldari space in an attempt to be sneaky.
Khellias> GALLENTE: Pack your biggest, baddest weapons and a Miner I. Make sure you know that you're the biggest, baddest, and prettiest around. Warp to a belt, see a rat, and immeadiately surrender.
Khellias> CALDARI: Refuse to buy drones. Instead hire some street urchins for the cost of room and board, strap jetpacks on their cheap, shoddy EVA suits, and hand them pickaxes. Occasionally shoot one to convince the others to work harder.
Khellias> AMARR: Continue the grand tradition of the Holy Empire by burning away the impurities of the roids with your blessed mining lasers. Later blame infidels for the clouds of dust and debris choking the belts.
Khellias> MINMATAR: Strap weapons and a warp drive to the roid. Fly it into Amarr space on a screaming kamikaze mission. Blame the Empire when your ship gets mined out of existence when passing through Caldari space in an attempt to be sneaky.
Par'Nabuk > "Notify: You cannot attack a target that is no longer present. Please aquire another target. If no suitable targets are available lock a gang mate and try again."
Par'Nabuk > sounds kinda like american foreign policy
Par'Nabuk > sounds kinda like american foreign policy
Tergazzi > wow my little 200mm autocannon is a bad mother..... doing 30damage :)
Crydol > trying rolling down the window and sneezing, may do more damage
Crydol > trying rolling down the window and sneezing, may do more damage
Arion Iscallion > to see the new hot cgi vid CCP made, hold down the control key and type quaffe
AANGA > the tourists in my hanger said they were going to get upset if I dindt let the prisoners out for their daily exercise- then the fking refugees jumped in and said they felt like the slaves in the other room
AANGA > and the janitors and elite janitors bitched about having to clean up livestock poo
AANGA > so I broke out the spiced wine and spirits and they'reall happy
Windsoord Maelstrom > pfft give them some exotic dancers
AANGA > the marines had them arrested for indescent exposure
ma'eul > wait
ma'eul > what happaned to the damsel in distress then?
AANGA > the slaver hounds ate her
AANGA > and the janitors and elite janitors bitched about having to clean up livestock poo
AANGA > so I broke out the spiced wine and spirits and they'reall happy
Windsoord Maelstrom > pfft give them some exotic dancers
AANGA > the marines had them arrested for indescent exposure
ma'eul > wait
ma'eul > what happaned to the damsel in distress then?
AANGA > the slaver hounds ate her
Tnam > its heizenbergs uncertainty principle, if you observe an expensive russian ship, it has already logged off
Dangermouse DM > we need to get out more
Davion Vrynn > But...
Davion Vrynn > but...
Davion Vrynn > It's SCARY out there, DM!!!
Davion Vrynn > Have you looked lately?
Dangermouse DM > the sunlight burns my pasty playstation tan
Davion Vrynn > There are like.... people... and you can go up to them in person, and see them as they speak to you
*Davion Vrynn shudders
Alerean > not in a chatbox? you're making this stuff up
Recusor > I didnt like RL myself
Recusor > the graphics werent good enough and bloom could have been better
Davion Vrynn > But...
Davion Vrynn > but...
Davion Vrynn > It's SCARY out there, DM!!!
Davion Vrynn > Have you looked lately?
Dangermouse DM > the sunlight burns my pasty playstation tan
Davion Vrynn > There are like.... people... and you can go up to them in person, and see them as they speak to you
*Davion Vrynn shudders
Alerean > not in a chatbox? you're making this stuff up
Recusor > I didnt like RL myself
Recusor > the graphics werent good enough and bloom could have been better