Khellias> Oh god.
Khellias> Someone please pod me.
Khellias> I somehow got the Macarena stuck in my head...
Khellias> And now it's turned into 'Macro-rena'.
Khellias> KILL ME. END MY SUFFERING.
Khellias> Someone please pod me.
Khellias> I somehow got the Macarena stuck in my head...
Khellias> And now it's turned into 'Macro-rena'.
Khellias> KILL ME. END MY SUFFERING.
Devilish Ledoux > "Quafe Ultra: Don't be a pussy. You HAVE a clone"
Blutreiter > Sidyin
Blutreiter > o/ sup you old Slavemonger :D
Blutreiter > hm wait, you're not Amarr
Sidyin > sup asshat
Sidyin > and other folks
Blutreiter > ah nothing much
Blutreiter > changing skills
Blutreiter > straining my back trying to lick my balls
Sidyin > funn...
Blutreiter > the usual shit
Sidyin > do what manson did - remove a rib - that makes it work better
Blutreiter > hey i might be playing EVE but my name is not Adam
Sidyin > good point.
Blutreiter > i'd rather take all the spammails up on their offer to increase my penis size to godlike proportions that would make grown stallions weep with shame
Blutreiter > ...oh yes and there's also a lot of very interesting offers on getting breast implants
Blutreiter > i could fondle my dick between tits simply by sitting down and standing up
Blutreiter > now that's evolution for ya
Sidyin > I feel normal now blue
Sidyin > thank you
Blutreiter > o/ sup you old Slavemonger :D
Blutreiter > hm wait, you're not Amarr
Sidyin > sup asshat
Sidyin > and other folks
Blutreiter > ah nothing much
Blutreiter > changing skills
Blutreiter > straining my back trying to lick my balls
Sidyin > funn...
Blutreiter > the usual shit
Sidyin > do what manson did - remove a rib - that makes it work better
Blutreiter > hey i might be playing EVE but my name is not Adam
Sidyin > good point.
Blutreiter > i'd rather take all the spammails up on their offer to increase my penis size to godlike proportions that would make grown stallions weep with shame
Blutreiter > ...oh yes and there's also a lot of very interesting offers on getting breast implants
Blutreiter > i could fondle my dick between tits simply by sitting down and standing up
Blutreiter > now that's evolution for ya
Sidyin > I feel normal now blue
Sidyin > thank you
Tavor Jeager > lol look at barrage description
Tavor Jeager > An advanced version of the standard Nuclear ammo with a Morphite-enriched warhead and a smart tracking system.
Isyel > hahahahha
Scaramouche > :P
Tavor Jeager > 24% less tracking is SMART?
Buggs > lol
Forty Three > lol
Scaramouche > hey, your Minmatar, learn to live with the disadvantage :P
Tavor Jeager > An advanced version of the standard Nuclear ammo with a Morphite-enriched warhead and a smart tracking system.
Isyel > hahahahha
Scaramouche > :P
Tavor Jeager > 24% less tracking is SMART?
Buggs > lol
Forty Three > lol
Scaramouche > hey, your Minmatar, learn to live with the disadvantage :P
dssouleater > i still miss my t 2 drone he managed to kill :-(
Sir LaunchAlot > we should have a memorial service
cotillion > afk for breakfast
dssouleater > yes we should
dssouleater > everybody hold hands and gather round...
Sir LaunchAlot > lets pray
dssouleater > /emote begins the service
Sir LaunchAlot > dealry beloved,, we have gathered here
dssouleater > /emote bows his head
Sir LaunchAlot > its life was short but fruitfull, and should be an example to all of us
dssouleater > /emote starts to cry
X Saint > /emote can't take this anymore and runs away
Sir LaunchAlot > /emote plays the bagpipes
dssouleater > /emote sniffs
Sir LaunchAlot > sorry had to log for a bit,, was getting too emotional
dssouleater > i understand :-(
dssouleater > thank you for helping me overcome my lose
Sir LaunchAlot > dont mention it,, ive been there.. it tuff
dssouleater > why do the good always die so young?
Sir LaunchAlot > bad ppl envy the good
dssouleater > /emote wipes a tear away
Sir LaunchAlot > we should have a memorial service
cotillion > afk for breakfast
dssouleater > yes we should
dssouleater > everybody hold hands and gather round...
Sir LaunchAlot > lets pray
dssouleater > /emote begins the service
Sir LaunchAlot > dealry beloved,, we have gathered here
dssouleater > /emote bows his head
Sir LaunchAlot > its life was short but fruitfull, and should be an example to all of us
dssouleater > /emote starts to cry
X Saint > /emote can't take this anymore and runs away
Sir LaunchAlot > /emote plays the bagpipes
dssouleater > /emote sniffs
Sir LaunchAlot > sorry had to log for a bit,, was getting too emotional
dssouleater > i understand :-(
dssouleater > thank you for helping me overcome my lose
Sir LaunchAlot > dont mention it,, ive been there.. it tuff
dssouleater > why do the good always die so young?
Sir LaunchAlot > bad ppl envy the good
dssouleater > /emote wipes a tear away
Captain Wolfman > i hear usku knows his way around a thorax
Captain Wolfman > fabienne looks like she does too
Fabienne Runestar > I hear CW knows all about being ruptured
Captain Wolfman > ouch
Fabienne Runestar > And then being Abandonned
Ahiro'ken > you guys are punny
Ahiro'ken > but I dont give a Caracal
Captain Wolfman > fabienne looks like she does too
Fabienne Runestar > I hear CW knows all about being ruptured
Captain Wolfman > ouch
Fabienne Runestar > And then being Abandonned
Ahiro'ken > you guys are punny
Ahiro'ken > but I dont give a Caracal
Kmoki > Mission running = extraordinarily boring
Kmoki > How do people do this for a living?
Enigmas > Try mining..
Kmoki > I can't even imagine :(
Kmoki > You're a braver man than I, Enigma
Enigmas > Bravery has nothing to do with it. As a miner you only need two things. A mining laser and an extremly low IQ.
Kmoki > lol
Dev Corland > lol
Dev Corland > :(
Enigmas > It's on the offical caldari state tests too:
Q: What is your IQ:
[] Off the scale;
[] Between genius and wannabe;
[] Average;
[] I can dress myself;
[] I URR MINER!!!!11!
Kmoki > How do people do this for a living?
Enigmas > Try mining..
Kmoki > I can't even imagine :(
Kmoki > You're a braver man than I, Enigma
Enigmas > Bravery has nothing to do with it. As a miner you only need two things. A mining laser and an extremly low IQ.
Kmoki > lol
Dev Corland > lol
Dev Corland > :(
Enigmas > It's on the offical caldari state tests too:
Q: What is your IQ:
[] Off the scale;
[] Between genius and wannabe;
[] Average;
[] I can dress myself;
[] I URR MINER!!!!11!
Odysseus Polyphemus > I'd like to buy a cerberus, please.
Jim Steelle > wouldn't you like to know how much they are first? :P
Odysseus Polyphemus > It says that they're 250M, but I'd like to negotiate that down to 240, if possible.
Jim Steelle > deal
Odysseus Polyphemus > Then, I shall intiate a trade window.
(Odysseus Polyphemus offers 240K ISK)
Jim Steelle > you appear to be missing a few zeros
Odysseus Polyphemus > You appear to be missing a Cerberus.
Jim Steelle > wouldn't you like to know how much they are first? :P
Odysseus Polyphemus > It says that they're 250M, but I'd like to negotiate that down to 240, if possible.
Jim Steelle > deal
Odysseus Polyphemus > Then, I shall intiate a trade window.
(Odysseus Polyphemus offers 240K ISK)
Jim Steelle > you appear to be missing a few zeros
Odysseus Polyphemus > You appear to be missing a Cerberus.
Lallara Zhuul > oh man, just watching CSI and saw 5 cops going to a house with their guns out and thought 'Fucking blobbers.'
Cenaurille > i can see some Angel wife nagging now "I told you Harold we should have stopped at that POS for directions!"
Cenaurille > "Shut up and launch more missiles bitch!"
Cenaurille > "Shut up and launch more missiles bitch!"