Khellias> I want to be able to tow asteroids in warp.
Khellias> I'll build a damned Dyson Sphere out of Veldspar around the local star.
Khellias> I'll build a damned Dyson Sphere out of Veldspar around the local star.
Saint Lazarus > I invented mammydon cause I was so fuckin sick of tryin to spell myrmyiWHATEVER
Truam > Myrmidon
Saint Lazarus > shut up
Truam > Myrmidon
Saint Lazarus > shut up
Norven > whats wrong with a 48 page mining guide?
Lord Warlock > HEY look the dimwit of the year award just lit up
Jordus Melicia > what did you win?
Jordus Melicia > what did you win?
Ugluuk > LOL
Ugluuk > fucking hell
Ugluuk > i killed a raven
Ugluuk > scrambled the pod
Ugluuk > asked for ransom
Ugluuk > npc jammed me
Ugluuk > and he flew away lol
Ugluuk > fucking hell
Ugluuk > i killed a raven
Ugluuk > scrambled the pod
Ugluuk > asked for ransom
Ugluuk > npc jammed me
Ugluuk > and he flew away lol
<KnifeyMcShanker> I do this every fucking time
<KnifeyMcShanker> leave an eve video paused fullscreen and leave, walk back
<KnifeyMcShanker> see red on overview and dropped shield
<KnifeyMcShanker> and run to the chair fast, tripping over shit to get my tank on
<KnifeyMcShanker> leave an eve video paused fullscreen and leave, walk back
<KnifeyMcShanker> see red on overview and dropped shield
<KnifeyMcShanker> and run to the chair fast, tripping over shit to get my tank on
Khellias> Mining barges maneuver like a particularly fat cow.
Khellias> That's not an excuse to orbit me or shout "That's no moon!", Dread.
Dreadstar Kilron> Awww.
Khellias> That's not an excuse to orbit me or shout "That's no moon!", Dread.
Dreadstar Kilron> Awww.
Commander Killah > kinda fun to see every time i finsh learning skill everything takes less time to train
Marcathonas > I prefer finishing gunnery skills
Marcathonas > everything takes less time to die! o/
Red 7 > Says the expert
Marcathonas > the only reason I've ever lost a fight is because the other person didn't die first.
Marcathonas > I prefer finishing gunnery skills
Marcathonas > everything takes less time to die! o/
Red 7 > Says the expert
Marcathonas > the only reason I've ever lost a fight is because the other person didn't die first.
<~Stavros> dammit
<~Stavros> gf is coming round in like
<~Stavros> 30 minutes
<~Stavros> i have no pants on
<~Stavros> and i need a shave
<~Stavros> DAMMIT
<~Stavros> ;
<&Rhaegar> half an hour to shave your face and put on pants.
<&Rhaegar> life is so hard huh?
<~Stavros> gf is coming round in like
<~Stavros> 30 minutes
<~Stavros> i have no pants on
<~Stavros> and i need a shave
<~Stavros> DAMMIT
<~Stavros> ;
<&Rhaegar> half an hour to shave your face and put on pants.
<&Rhaegar> life is so hard huh?
Yippo > let me tell you a story
Yippo > once upon a time, there was a rooster
Yippo > this rooster enjoyed his job of crowing every day at dawn, but he was small and weak
Yippo > he couldn't reach the top of the tree which he liked to crow from
Yippo > as he stared at the tree, a bull passed by and asked him what was wrong
Yippo > 'I so wish to reach the top of the tree' the rooster said 'but I haven't the energy to fly up there'
Yippo > The bull suggested that the rooster eat a little of his crap, wherein he'd find the energy to fly to the top of the tree
Yippo > desperate as he was, the rooster agreed. He pecked at a little of the bull's crap, and with it he was able to reach the first branch of the tree
Yippo > day after day, the rooster ate a little more crap, and each day he managed to reach a higher branch, until one day, finally, he reached the very top of the tree
Yippo > he was overjoyed, and let out a great crow
Yippo > Unfortunately, it was 5am at the time, and the farmer was awoken by the noise. He was enraged, took up his gun, and shot the rooster down
Yippo > the moral of the story, children, is simple. Bullshit may get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Yippo > once upon a time, there was a rooster
Yippo > this rooster enjoyed his job of crowing every day at dawn, but he was small and weak
Yippo > he couldn't reach the top of the tree which he liked to crow from
Yippo > as he stared at the tree, a bull passed by and asked him what was wrong
Yippo > 'I so wish to reach the top of the tree' the rooster said 'but I haven't the energy to fly up there'
Yippo > The bull suggested that the rooster eat a little of his crap, wherein he'd find the energy to fly to the top of the tree
Yippo > desperate as he was, the rooster agreed. He pecked at a little of the bull's crap, and with it he was able to reach the first branch of the tree
Yippo > day after day, the rooster ate a little more crap, and each day he managed to reach a higher branch, until one day, finally, he reached the very top of the tree
Yippo > he was overjoyed, and let out a great crow
Yippo > Unfortunately, it was 5am at the time, and the farmer was awoken by the noise. He was enraged, took up his gun, and shot the rooster down
Yippo > the moral of the story, children, is simple. Bullshit may get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.