Yippo > let me tell you a story
Yippo > once upon a time, there was a rooster
Yippo > this rooster enjoyed his job of crowing every day at dawn, but he was small and weak
Yippo > he couldn't reach the top of the tree which he liked to crow from
Yippo > as he stared at the tree, a bull passed by and asked him what was wrong
Yippo > 'I so wish to reach the top of the tree' the rooster said 'but I haven't the energy to fly up there'
Yippo > The bull suggested that the rooster eat a little of his crap, wherein he'd find the energy to fly to the top of the tree
Yippo > desperate as he was, the rooster agreed. He pecked at a little of the bull's crap, and with it he was able to reach the first branch of the tree
Yippo > day after day, the rooster ate a little more crap, and each day he managed to reach a higher branch, until one day, finally, he reached the very top of the tree
Yippo > he was overjoyed, and let out a great crow
Yippo > Unfortunately, it was 5am at the time, and the farmer was awoken by the noise. He was enraged, took up his gun, and shot the rooster down
Yippo > the moral of the story, children, is simple. Bullshit may get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Yippo > once upon a time, there was a rooster
Yippo > this rooster enjoyed his job of crowing every day at dawn, but he was small and weak
Yippo > he couldn't reach the top of the tree which he liked to crow from
Yippo > as he stared at the tree, a bull passed by and asked him what was wrong
Yippo > 'I so wish to reach the top of the tree' the rooster said 'but I haven't the energy to fly up there'
Yippo > The bull suggested that the rooster eat a little of his crap, wherein he'd find the energy to fly to the top of the tree
Yippo > desperate as he was, the rooster agreed. He pecked at a little of the bull's crap, and with it he was able to reach the first branch of the tree
Yippo > day after day, the rooster ate a little more crap, and each day he managed to reach a higher branch, until one day, finally, he reached the very top of the tree
Yippo > he was overjoyed, and let out a great crow
Yippo > Unfortunately, it was 5am at the time, and the farmer was awoken by the noise. He was enraged, took up his gun, and shot the rooster down
Yippo > the moral of the story, children, is simple. Bullshit may get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Vivian321 > anyone feel laggy?
Ekon Bor > yeh stood 1 min infront of the toilet b4 any piss came out
Ekon Bor > yeh stood 1 min infront of the toilet b4 any piss came out
Jin Entres > EVE is as stable as an agitated bull that just found his cow being humped by a horse
Captain Wolfman > i hear usku knows his way around a thorax
Captain Wolfman > fabienne looks like she does too
Fabienne Runestar > I hear CW knows all about being ruptured
Captain Wolfman > ouch
Fabienne Runestar > And then being Abandonned
Ahiro'ken > you guys are punny
Ahiro'ken > but I dont give a Caracal
Captain Wolfman > fabienne looks like she does too
Fabienne Runestar > I hear CW knows all about being ruptured
Captain Wolfman > ouch
Fabienne Runestar > And then being Abandonned
Ahiro'ken > you guys are punny
Ahiro'ken > but I dont give a Caracal
Magdalena'Graaf > hostile BS at UER gate
Serkis > why dont you kill it?
Magdalena'Graaf > because my kestrel had difficulties firing 175km
Serkis > why dont you kill it?
Magdalena'Graaf > because my kestrel had difficulties firing 175km
Gryphin Rambaldi > what's the story in KDF?
Jacob Majestic > last time I checked it was clear
Jacob Majestic > that was about two weeks ago though
Jacob Majestic > last time I checked it was clear
Jacob Majestic > that was about two weeks ago though
Jaeger Orlofsson > oh ffs! i keep undocking without emptying my hold
Jaeger Orlofsson > 3 times now
MFWood > lol
Shanna Merrick > sounds like my sexlife......
Jaeger Orlofsson > 3 times now
MFWood > lol
Shanna Merrick > sounds like my sexlife......
Devilish Ledoux > nine days, bitches
neo samu > what you training for?
Devilish Ledoux > Vagabond
Devilish Ledoux > it's going to be horrifying
neo samu > hmm, a vagabond must be blood raider rat heaven
neo samu > with those resists I mean
Devilish Ledoux > rat?
Devilish Ledoux > RAT?!
Devilish Ledoux > BLASPHEMY!!!!!
neo samu > if you want safe cash!
Devilish Ledoux > BURN, HERETIC!!!!!
neo samu > well, officers are rats!
Devilish Ledoux > I have never killed one
neo samu > well, if you were riding around in your vagabond and you saw one, what would you do?
neo samu > huh huh!
Devilish Ledoux > kill the guy trying to pop it
neo samu > if it was only you there!
Devilish Ledoux > I'd wait
neo samu > what you training for?
Devilish Ledoux > Vagabond
Devilish Ledoux > it's going to be horrifying
neo samu > hmm, a vagabond must be blood raider rat heaven
neo samu > with those resists I mean
Devilish Ledoux > rat?
Devilish Ledoux > RAT?!
Devilish Ledoux > BLASPHEMY!!!!!
neo samu > if you want safe cash!
Devilish Ledoux > BURN, HERETIC!!!!!
neo samu > well, officers are rats!
Devilish Ledoux > I have never killed one
neo samu > well, if you were riding around in your vagabond and you saw one, what would you do?
neo samu > huh huh!
Devilish Ledoux > kill the guy trying to pop it
neo samu > if it was only you there!
Devilish Ledoux > I'd wait
* Grez gets out his penis and starts stabing horza with it
Grez > har har
FenikSar > gives a new meaning to the term "pin Prick"
Grez > har har
FenikSar > gives a new meaning to the term "pin Prick"
GRIEV3R > hey ppl I have a question
ArmaggedonPSA > lol
GRIEV3R > how can I get my targeting range higher?
Locutus ofBorg > sensor booster
GRIEV3R > I have 3 sensor booster II's on my mega, with long-range targeting at 4, and I can only target out to 87 km
GRIEV3R > wtf?
Locutus ofBorg > sounds like you suck
Requiescat > sounds like you're damped.
Requiescat > also you need to activate them
Requiescat > lol
GRIEV3R > .....
GRIEV3R > /emote is such a damn noob
Requiescat > :D
GRIEV3R > you have to activate them
Locutus ofBorg > lol
Requiescat > omg
GRIEV3R > sonofabitch
Requiescat > owned
Locutus ofBorg > rofl
ArmaggedonPSA > lol
GRIEV3R > how can I get my targeting range higher?
Locutus ofBorg > sensor booster
GRIEV3R > I have 3 sensor booster II's on my mega, with long-range targeting at 4, and I can only target out to 87 km
GRIEV3R > wtf?
Locutus ofBorg > sounds like you suck
Requiescat > sounds like you're damped.
Requiescat > also you need to activate them
Requiescat > lol
GRIEV3R > .....
GRIEV3R > /emote is such a damn noob
Requiescat > :D
GRIEV3R > you have to activate them
Locutus ofBorg > lol
Requiescat > omg
GRIEV3R > sonofabitch
Requiescat > owned
Locutus ofBorg > rofl