Hans Roaming > God made the universe in 6 days and on the 7th MC put it into reinforced.
Blackmonsta > ATTENTION EVERYONE
Blackmonsta > I AM GLOBALLY CRIMINAL FLAGGED AND SITTING IN BELT 4-1 ALONE, UNSUPPORTED
Blackmonsta > WATCH IN AWE AS I GO AFK TO GET A SANDWICH
Blackmonsta > I AM GLOBALLY CRIMINAL FLAGGED AND SITTING IN BELT 4-1 ALONE, UNSUPPORTED
Blackmonsta > WATCH IN AWE AS I GO AFK TO GET A SANDWICH
dosthesaint > there is no pvp in eve, only pvpppppppppppp
anister > my fan just blew up
anister > afk, dealing with a small fire
anister > afk, dealing with a small fire
Kitsy Chan > oh rotfl... i lent someone in my corp a blackbird. came back the next day and found a box in the corp hanger labled blackbird. inside was some broken shield emitters and a titanium bar
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<Merdekka> how do I find a dungeon on sisi?
<Kurenin> ask a knight!
<Kurenin> say, sir knight, know ye of a dungeon?
<Kurenin> alas! there are dungeons yonder good sir!
<Merdekka> hah
<Kurenin> avast!
<Kurenin> yonder dungeon awaits
<Kurenin> i say, what a spiffing adventure!
<Kurenin> quick!
<Kurenin> make haste!
<Kurenin> ask a knight!
<Kurenin> say, sir knight, know ye of a dungeon?
<Kurenin> alas! there are dungeons yonder good sir!
<Merdekka> hah
<Kurenin> avast!
<Kurenin> yonder dungeon awaits
<Kurenin> i say, what a spiffing adventure!
<Kurenin> quick!
<Kurenin> make haste!
Rhodin Lazarith > baxx and I are going to hell
Ryan Brabovski > ?
Rhodin Lazarith > theres a noob being an idiot in lowsec
Rhodin Lazarith > coaxing people to shoot him
Ryan Brabovski > omw
Rhodin Lazarith > no
Rhodin Lazarith > hes gone
Rhodin Lazarith > its part of the story
Rhodin Lazarith > so
Ryan Brabovski > oh
Rhodin Lazarith > he dies a couple of times
Rhodin Lazarith > then eventually baxx and I gang him and take him to a wormhole in the same system
Rhodin Lazarith > jump through
Rhodin Lazarith > he warps off without bookmarking the wormhole
Rhodin Lazarith > we kick him from gang
Rhodin Lazarith > and leave
Rhodin Lazarith > no more annoying guy
Ryan Brabovski > ?
Rhodin Lazarith > theres a noob being an idiot in lowsec
Rhodin Lazarith > coaxing people to shoot him
Ryan Brabovski > omw
Rhodin Lazarith > no
Rhodin Lazarith > hes gone
Rhodin Lazarith > its part of the story
Rhodin Lazarith > so
Ryan Brabovski > oh
Rhodin Lazarith > he dies a couple of times
Rhodin Lazarith > then eventually baxx and I gang him and take him to a wormhole in the same system
Rhodin Lazarith > jump through
Rhodin Lazarith > he warps off without bookmarking the wormhole
Rhodin Lazarith > we kick him from gang
Rhodin Lazarith > and leave
Rhodin Lazarith > no more annoying guy
ssbn732 > guth, nice corp title
Guth > o
ssbn732 > I would guess you go to /d/ too?
PhoNaK > Guth you have 15,000 bounty
Guth > my CEO is pissed at me
PhoNaK > lolwut
Guth > I raged my CEO cause he uses Desktop speakers
Dr Zakalwe > ah, sweet
Guth > and he left his ventrilo on while fucking this woman
ssbn732 > lol
ssbn732 > o god
Lordofdarkness13 > haha
Guth > and I dragged him up and yelled out FUCK HER GOOD, MARK
ssbn732 > LOL!
PhoNaK > That is win.
Dr Zakalwe > win
ssbn732 > omgrawring dat
Guth > That was 4 days ago now
Dr Zakalwe > wtf does he expect anyway
Guth > he still won't say anything besides "fuck you" to me on vent
Guth > o
ssbn732 > I would guess you go to /d/ too?
PhoNaK > Guth you have 15,000 bounty
Guth > my CEO is pissed at me
PhoNaK > lolwut
Guth > I raged my CEO cause he uses Desktop speakers
Dr Zakalwe > ah, sweet
Guth > and he left his ventrilo on while fucking this woman
ssbn732 > lol
ssbn732 > o god
Lordofdarkness13 > haha
Guth > and I dragged him up and yelled out FUCK HER GOOD, MARK
ssbn732 > LOL!
PhoNaK > That is win.
Dr Zakalwe > win
ssbn732 > omgrawring dat
Guth > That was 4 days ago now
Dr Zakalwe > wtf does he expect anyway
Guth > he still won't say anything besides "fuck you" to me on vent
Verone > evening
Millio C > hello
Verone > how can i help you?
Millio C > that was a little harsh and pointless
Verone > what was?
Millio C > any good reason?
Millio C > you just killed my ship
Verone > I did?
Millio C > yeah
Verone > the badger?
Millio C > dont you pay attention to who you kill?
Verone > yeah
Millio C > explanation?
Verone > just didn't recognsie your name i haven't looked at the killmail yet
Millio C > so you're another brainless idiot?
Verone > Yeah, when you put it like that I guess so
Verone > i saw a turret on your ship, and the fact that you were shield tanking, and thought you might be carrying something of value
Millio C > nothing
Verone > so, like a kinder egg... I cracked you open to see if there was anything interesting in side
Millio C > it's a badger - not exactly posing you any harm
Verone > was hoping for a mini rubber duck tbh, my friend rho has always wanted one
Verone > but alas, t'was not to be
Millio C > we'll you are on the list now
Verone > the list?
Millio C > I'll crack you open very soon and probably kill your contents
Verone > lol
Verone > i love you man
Millio C > you're shit
Verone > i just spat coffee everywhere
Verone > don't worry about it, it was empty you lost like, 800k
Millio C > I hope your children grow festering sores and you die of nasty diseases
Verone > i don't have any kids
Verone > but i'll bear in mind to take them for their jabs when i do have some
Verone > :S
Millio C > it's a good ship needlessly distroyed
Verone > not really
Verone > you might have had a good cargo
Verone > the only way to find out is to split you open
Verone > so do you have anything else you'd care to add?
Millio C > I'll be back for you
Verone > would you like to abuse my family some more?
Millio C > screw you
Verone > =(
Verone > well it's been wonderful talking to you, and hearing your idle threats, as i've heard a thousand times before, but since you've ran out of steam, and can't think of any more abuse, i'm going to leave it at that.
Verone > fly safe, if you'd care to make an appointment to come and kill me, don't hesitate to eve-mail me at your discression.
Millio C > hello
Verone > how can i help you?
Millio C > that was a little harsh and pointless
Verone > what was?
Millio C > any good reason?
Millio C > you just killed my ship
Verone > I did?
Millio C > yeah
Verone > the badger?
Millio C > dont you pay attention to who you kill?
Verone > yeah
Millio C > explanation?
Verone > just didn't recognsie your name i haven't looked at the killmail yet
Millio C > so you're another brainless idiot?
Verone > Yeah, when you put it like that I guess so
Verone > i saw a turret on your ship, and the fact that you were shield tanking, and thought you might be carrying something of value
Millio C > nothing
Verone > so, like a kinder egg... I cracked you open to see if there was anything interesting in side
Millio C > it's a badger - not exactly posing you any harm
Verone > was hoping for a mini rubber duck tbh, my friend rho has always wanted one
Verone > but alas, t'was not to be
Millio C > we'll you are on the list now
Verone > the list?
Millio C > I'll crack you open very soon and probably kill your contents
Verone > lol
Verone > i love you man
Millio C > you're shit
Verone > i just spat coffee everywhere
Verone > don't worry about it, it was empty you lost like, 800k
Millio C > I hope your children grow festering sores and you die of nasty diseases
Verone > i don't have any kids
Verone > but i'll bear in mind to take them for their jabs when i do have some
Verone > :S
Millio C > it's a good ship needlessly distroyed
Verone > not really
Verone > you might have had a good cargo
Verone > the only way to find out is to split you open
Verone > so do you have anything else you'd care to add?
Millio C > I'll be back for you
Verone > would you like to abuse my family some more?
Millio C > screw you
Verone > =(
Verone > well it's been wonderful talking to you, and hearing your idle threats, as i've heard a thousand times before, but since you've ran out of steam, and can't think of any more abuse, i'm going to leave it at that.
Verone > fly safe, if you'd care to make an appointment to come and kill me, don't hesitate to eve-mail me at your discression.