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Node Crash > Why is it people always run to stare at the cyno?
Node Crash > "Oh shiney...OHSHIT A CARRIER LIKE THAT'S A FUCKING SURPRISE SOMEHOW!"
< wladek> that penisula looks like a sleeping rhino
< wladek> and i think i totally butchered the spelling of penisula
< scott> you just took penis and added ula to it
Jago Asil > Hmm. Raven 86M in Motsu
Creton vivi > raven!
ruverbiy > raven!
Nephilim Stalker > raven?!
Sorrinna > raven!!
Ley Fedura > RAVEN RAVEN RAVEN!!!!
Quontrex Ashimi > mushroom mushroom
Cort Fero > CA CAAAW
Quaqal > "Notify You successfully salvage from the Blood Small Wreck. Unfortunately there was nothing to be salvaged."
Quaqal > in other words, 'You successfuly cook dinner, unfortunately there is no food'
alpha charlie > whats going on in delta ops?
Gokil > heavy bs fleet
alpha charlie > what should i bring
Gokil > heavy bs
Abbador > just had my vasectomy
Abbador > bastard wouldnt tell me his name just that he was a bob fc
Skirge > One night I stayed up with my old ceo
Skirge > All night
Skirge > Flying cepters deep into enemy 0.0
Skirge > Well
Skirge > Till about 9am
Skirge > I was so tired, I couldnt be fucked flying back
Skirge > But I didnt want to log out there and deal with flying the 50+ jumps back home the next day either
Skirge > Set my autopilot to our POS system
Skirge > Went to bed In hostile 0.0
Skirge > I woke up the next day, sitting on the gate in my intercepter, in the POS system
Skirge > I was shocked
Azia Burgi > what have you learnt from this?
Mattk50 > lol
Tobin Shalim > pull out and give her a facial
Azia Burgi > ...
Kyp13 > azia, what have you been teaching your noobs while i've been offline?
<@Ztrain> That's just awesom
<@Ztrain> I had to explain to a kid that they were banned from the premasis and if I see them again I'll call the cops and charge them with tresspassing.
<@Ztrain> The kid responded with I don't care if I get arrested.
<@Ztrain> My response,"sweet!!! Neither do I!"
<@Havocide`> Ztrain u should have shot him like a true american would
<@Ztrain> I didn't have my cross bow on me or the temptation would have been there.
<@Ztrain> No it's a little chick and her two friends.
<@Ztrain> I refer to them as prostatots.
<@Havocide`> o.o
<@Ztrain> Little hookers in the making.
<@Havocide`> i got it
Vangogg > where can i loan money??
Squ1rr31z > from any nearby asteroid belt
Vangogg > who do i speak to there?
Rust Rider > Mr Veldspar and miss Pyroxers
Squ1rr31z > mr veldspar, use your miner 1 to intimidate him
Vangogg > what do you mean to use my minor to intimedate him?
Rust Rider > Rofl
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