Ryan Brabovski > out of shampoo
Ryan Brabovski > had to use wife's
Ryan Brabovski > wife's is volumizing
Ryan Brabovski > results unfavorable
Rhodin Lazarith > rofl
Rhodin Lazarith > do you have pretty fluffy curls now?
Ryan Brabovski > and smell like some sort of tropical fruit
Ryan Brabovski > had to use wife's
Ryan Brabovski > wife's is volumizing
Ryan Brabovski > results unfavorable
Rhodin Lazarith > rofl
Rhodin Lazarith > do you have pretty fluffy curls now?
Ryan Brabovski > and smell like some sort of tropical fruit
John Golanu > by the way, why do tempests look the way they do? they don't make a lot of sense from a scientific perspective.
Augin Soric > this is eve, when you mention 'science' what you're really saying is 'icelandic folk magic'
Augin Soric > this is eve, when you mention 'science' what you're really saying is 'icelandic folk magic'
<Tiven> CybDev if u play bc2, tell us your name too :P
<CybDev> fs
<CybDev> don't even have a clue about what bc2 is
<%cougem> boat caretaker 2
<%cougem> it's a ship cleaning sim
<@Entity> yeah I powerleveled my cleaning guy. now I am allowed to clean cruise ships. it's awesome
<%cougem> wow
<%cougem> that's impressive
<+Tansien> like, you clean the toilets on a cruise ship, or scrape coral from your yatch?
<@Entity> you can specialize in exterior or interior cleaning
<+Tansien> very cool
<+Tansien> sounds like a hit tbh
<@Entity> I found some epic rags too, +15% chance of perfect clean, with 10% longer lasting effect
<+Tansien> omg
<%cougem> wow, i'm currently saving up for new antifoul paint
<%cougem> will save time with algae cleaning off the hull
<@Entity> you need exterior spec lvl 4 for that tho
<%cougem> GUYS
<%cougem> GUYS
<%cougem> TIVEN ON VENT
<%cougem> JUST ASKED ME
<%cougem> IF BOATCLEANER 2
<%cougem> REALLY EXISTS
<Tiven> omg
<CybDev> fs
<CybDev> don't even have a clue about what bc2 is
<%cougem> boat caretaker 2
<%cougem> it's a ship cleaning sim
<@Entity> yeah I powerleveled my cleaning guy. now I am allowed to clean cruise ships. it's awesome
<%cougem> wow
<%cougem> that's impressive
<+Tansien> like, you clean the toilets on a cruise ship, or scrape coral from your yatch?
<@Entity> you can specialize in exterior or interior cleaning
<+Tansien> very cool
<+Tansien> sounds like a hit tbh
<@Entity> I found some epic rags too, +15% chance of perfect clean, with 10% longer lasting effect
<+Tansien> omg
<%cougem> wow, i'm currently saving up for new antifoul paint
<%cougem> will save time with algae cleaning off the hull
<@Entity> you need exterior spec lvl 4 for that tho
<%cougem> GUYS
<%cougem> GUYS
<%cougem> TIVEN ON VENT
<%cougem> JUST ASKED ME
<%cougem> IF BOATCLEANER 2
<%cougem> REALLY EXISTS
<Tiven> omg
Magross > I find this galaxy quite warm and fuzzy. But thats only because my ship is usually on fire :(
EC JuniorD > Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Shoot them both,
Bugged overview.
Violets are blue,
Shoot them both,
Bugged overview.
Mazzic Karde > do i have to tell you everything 8 times? cause nothing gets on my nerves like unnecessary repetition -_-
Starlenark > @mazz --> and yet you play eve...
Starlenark > @mazz --> and yet you play eve...
Sebastian Chaw > I love this insurance company.. immediate payout, no questions asked :P
Helicity Boson > I wonder what we should call the pathological need of every frig/inty pilot to attack my thrasher despite the amazingly good odds that my thrasher is specifically designed to skullfuck them without lubrication.
Maikko Tastalahtien > so, is anyone interested in a pith b-type large shield booster?
Maikko Tastalahtien > if someone buys this here shield booster for 210m, I'll write you a compliment via evemail once a day for a week (you need to turn off your CSPA charge first, of course)
Maikko Tastalahtien > imagine
Maikko Tastalahtien > you log in and have a new evemail from maikko
Maikko Tastalahtien > 'hello sir you are looking very clever today sir'
Maikko Tastalahtien > your day goes well
Maikko Tastalahtien > next day
Maikko Tastalahtien > 'hello sir who's the enterprising new owner of a pith b-type shield booster, huh?'
Maikko Tastalahtien > you can be called miss if you like, have it your way!
Maikko Tastalahtien > tough crowd
Maikko Tastalahtien > if someone buys this here shield booster for 210m, I'll write you a compliment via evemail once a day for a week (you need to turn off your CSPA charge first, of course)
Maikko Tastalahtien > imagine
Maikko Tastalahtien > you log in and have a new evemail from maikko
Maikko Tastalahtien > 'hello sir you are looking very clever today sir'
Maikko Tastalahtien > your day goes well
Maikko Tastalahtien > next day
Maikko Tastalahtien > 'hello sir who's the enterprising new owner of a pith b-type shield booster, huh?'
Maikko Tastalahtien > you can be called miss if you like, have it your way!
Maikko Tastalahtien > tough crowd
talemacus > well then how about we try a novel concept and share a global shared culture called humanity?
Andreus Ixiris > talemacus: GOOD FUCKING LUCK WITH THAT
talemacus > what we need is an extraterrestrial invader... ala Independance Day
Red0Max44 > earthlings, i will decend and destroy your world known as eve
Andreus Ixiris > Oh fuck that shit
Andreus Ixiris > Fuck the Earth
Andreus Ixiris > But if aliens come and try to take my EVE you're going to see some fists of British fury
Ford Adams > LOL
Andreus Ixiris > I will punch out the entire alien invasion force, you watch me
Ford Adams > the invasion would go smoothly until the internet stops working... then suddenly, armies of pasty nerds descend upon the alien force, enraged and mumbling something about the server being down
Susano'o Mikoto > i can only imagine what an enraged 2chan would be capable of...
Ford Adams > the enemy commander would be strangled by a 16 year old girl screaming MYSPAAAACE over and over
Susano'o Mikoto > its a sign of what this world is coming to when i can actualy picture that happening
Shoukin > Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition is what i say.
Andreus Ixiris > THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES
Andreus Ixiris > BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE OUR BROADBAND
Ford Adams > lol, yeah. the next great american revolution won't come unless the internet goes out for at least a week
Ford Adams > then: mass bedlam
Ford Adams > people pelted to death with cordless mice
Garth Skytrader > the 2nd Amendment gets replaced by The Right to MMO
Andreus Ixiris > talemacus: GOOD FUCKING LUCK WITH THAT
talemacus > what we need is an extraterrestrial invader... ala Independance Day
Red0Max44 > earthlings, i will decend and destroy your world known as eve
Andreus Ixiris > Oh fuck that shit
Andreus Ixiris > Fuck the Earth
Andreus Ixiris > But if aliens come and try to take my EVE you're going to see some fists of British fury
Ford Adams > LOL
Andreus Ixiris > I will punch out the entire alien invasion force, you watch me
Ford Adams > the invasion would go smoothly until the internet stops working... then suddenly, armies of pasty nerds descend upon the alien force, enraged and mumbling something about the server being down
Susano'o Mikoto > i can only imagine what an enraged 2chan would be capable of...
Ford Adams > the enemy commander would be strangled by a 16 year old girl screaming MYSPAAAACE over and over
Susano'o Mikoto > its a sign of what this world is coming to when i can actualy picture that happening
Shoukin > Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition is what i say.
Andreus Ixiris > THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES
Andreus Ixiris > BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE OUR BROADBAND
Ford Adams > lol, yeah. the next great american revolution won't come unless the internet goes out for at least a week
Ford Adams > then: mass bedlam
Ford Adams > people pelted to death with cordless mice
Garth Skytrader > the 2nd Amendment gets replaced by The Right to MMO