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Xrak > ..
Denny Crane > ...
Helpdesk > some very good points are being made here
The Slayer > rofl
The Slayer > we just said in alliance chat "enemy warped off with 50% armor" and he said in local "more like 75%"
<Zeus> 25k bistot 18k triclinic bistot and 8 k monoclinic bistot I have solo mined
<Zeus> since wednesday night
<Zeus> beat that I dare you
<Thrak> I got laid
Vin Hellsing > Oh yeah. I can't use Ventrilo, by the way.
Yuki Li > that's utter failure
Vin Hellsing > I'm deaf, you idiot.
[from the Fanfest]

RinnyWee (to a panel of Devs): Which one of you has the biggest nerfbat?
Hellmar: Uh...we've never showered together...
<MadHawk> Whats the command for changing name again?
<dbp|work> /nick name
<MadHawk> ah
* MadHawk is now known as name
<TWD> Veni, Vidi, Varpi
<TWD> I came, I saw, I warped the hell out
Interscene > Hmm, what sort of trick could I use on Rogue Drones?
BLAIYNE > The one with the three cups and a ball? Rogue drones always fall for that one
< Spikum > I joined M0o just short before
< Spikum > Reverent told me that he wanna check my scorp fitting and he need it to look at it
< Spikum > i gaved it him
< Spikum > then he kicked me out of corp
< Tachy > Spikum :) mOo is a great corp, isn't it?
Strill > Ya. EVE should be text based. Who needs all those useless graphics and sounds. They're for noobs.

Mankirks Wife >
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It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a space grue.

> activate medium beam laser I

Cistuvaert

You are in a Gallente rookie system. There are five belts here, and a lone station belonging to the Center for Advanced Studies floats in space.

> go belt

Cistuvaert - Belt

Various Veldspar, Scordite, and Plagioclase asteroids litter space here.
A noob is mining Veldspar in a Velator nearby.
A Navitas is mining Scordite into a jetcan nearby.
A Hulk is sucking down roids on the far side of the belt.

> flip can

You flip the jetcan. The Navitas releases a Hobgoblin I and begins firing on you!

> kill carebear

You unload everything you've got on the Navitas, wrecking for 308 damage!
The Navitas' drone fires on you, hitting for 4.2 damage!

> kill carebear

The Navitas' drone fires on you, but it glances off!
You shoot the Navitas, hitting for 127 damage!

The Navitas explodes in pretty lightshow! The pilot emerges from his wreck in a pod.

> say 'LOL NOOB!'

You say, "LOL NOOB!"
The carebear says, "OMG Pirate! How lame! I wasn't doing anything to you!"
The pod warps away in the direction of the station.

> loot wreck

You loot the wreck of the Navitas.

You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Shield Booster I
You recieve Expanded Cargohold I

Your neocom flashes. You have mail!

> read mali

I don't understand the word, "mali".

> read mail

You open your new mail.

"YOU ARE SO DEAD YOU LAME ASS PIRATE! I WORKED MY ASS OFF TO MINE ENOUGH TO GET THAT SIHP AND NOW I'M BACK IN A VELATOR! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!"

> say "lol"

You say, "lol"
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