Tristan Acoma : asking advice there gives you a 20% chance of getting the right answer, 20% the wrong one, 20% silence, 30% tangential conversation and 10% Lake will take over the fleet :)
<Lancer> y'all should come play eve again
<Lancer> it's cool and stuff
<Murphy> nope
<Benneh> are there still blob wars?
<Benneh> that take up the entire map?
<Benneh> between thousands of players?
<Benneh> each of whom know what the other is doing a week in advance?
<Benneh> and who like to brag about it freely on the forums?
<Benneh> while simultaneously claiming that they don't actually take eve very seriously at all?
<Benneh> with a sig spouting off how uber their killboard stats are?
<Benneh> while most said stats were likely achieved through some lag-induced turkeyshoot?
<Benneh> that they had to alarmclock for?
<Benneh> under pain of losing their ratting rights?
<Benneh> yeah that sounds pretty cool
<Lancer> it's cool and stuff
<Murphy> nope
<Benneh> are there still blob wars?
<Benneh> that take up the entire map?
<Benneh> between thousands of players?
<Benneh> each of whom know what the other is doing a week in advance?
<Benneh> and who like to brag about it freely on the forums?
<Benneh> while simultaneously claiming that they don't actually take eve very seriously at all?
<Benneh> with a sig spouting off how uber their killboard stats are?
<Benneh> while most said stats were likely achieved through some lag-induced turkeyshoot?
<Benneh> that they had to alarmclock for?
<Benneh> under pain of losing their ratting rights?
<Benneh> yeah that sounds pretty cool
Cheri Cersaille > cmon man its christmas
Shadow XII > So it is.
Shadow XII > Here, little girl, Santa brought you some anti-matter.
Shadow XII > So it is.
Shadow XII > Here, little girl, Santa brought you some anti-matter.
Korinne > iran shot down one of our drones
Black Arcturus > Man, if it was T2 the US is gonna be pissed.
Black Arcturus > Man, if it was T2 the US is gonna be pissed.
DeeeBo > i hate guristas
Solvita > check your standings - they aint too crazy about you either
Solvita > check your standings - they aint too crazy about you either
<Evelgrivion> The curves of the new letters have a propensity to generating tangent lines which disrupt the readability of sentences
<Ulviirala> .... they what?
<Ulviirala> .... they what?
haav0c > OH GOD WHY AM I FCING
Morwen Lagann > haav0c: at a guess, because you herped and are therefore required to derp
haav0c > i have two kills and four pages of losses!
haav0c > why am I fcing a goddamn tengu fleet
Morwen Lagann > haav0c: at a guess, because you herped and are therefore required to derp
haav0c > i have two kills and four pages of losses!
haav0c > why am I fcing a goddamn tengu fleet
<Cheng> Why is the contract taking so long?
<Voloses> Shut up! I have to remember how many zero's are in 15!
<Voloses> Shut up! I have to remember how many zero's are in 15!
DanFraser > all that scientific research by NASA and other leading space countries
DanFraser > billions and billions spent
DanFraser > the aussies start research - first topic is...
DanFraser > can humans drink beer in space?
MrBawkbagawk > australia has a space program?
Fawlty7 > yes we do
Fawlty7 > infact we have quite a few dishes
Danibunkins > throwing wadded tinfoil at the stars doesn't count.
MrBawkbagawk > does your parole officer know you plan to leave the planet?
DanFraser > billions and billions spent
DanFraser > the aussies start research - first topic is...
DanFraser > can humans drink beer in space?
MrBawkbagawk > australia has a space program?
Fawlty7 > yes we do
Fawlty7 > infact we have quite a few dishes
Danibunkins > throwing wadded tinfoil at the stars doesn't count.
MrBawkbagawk > does your parole officer know you plan to leave the planet?
Shadow XII > I'll give you a rundown of EVE's controls:
Shadow XII > Mouse1: everything
Shadow XII > Mouse1: everything