<As kieron starts rapping at the fanfest>
<Geo> oh my god
<iT> oh my god
<Cyleth> oh my god
<Dobbs^GoatPorn> oh my god
<Farjung> oh my god
<Caanan> oh my god
<Farjung> Oh dear god
<Geo> oh my god
<iT> oh my god
<Cyleth> oh my god
<Dobbs^GoatPorn> oh my god
<Farjung> oh my god
<Caanan> oh my god
<Farjung> Oh dear god
Herra B > oh my friggin god, i think i've made a terrible mistake
Herra B > so horrible im not sure what to do
Zeron Zeth > you had sex with your best friends sister ?
Herra B > no, zandra zeth :p
Zeron Zeth > lol
SupaFlyTNT > lol
Herra B > i just realized i joined an anti-pirate corp
Herra B > so horrible im not sure what to do
Zeron Zeth > you had sex with your best friends sister ?
Herra B > no, zandra zeth :p
Zeron Zeth > lol
SupaFlyTNT > lol
Herra B > i just realized i joined an anti-pirate corp
Olixia Castitatis > I dunno, I never really got Robosexuals. I mean, I can kind of see where furries are coming from, And the assorted size related fetishism is wierd but understandable in the context of BDSM, but, I mean, Robots? WTF?
Olixia Castitatis > Wrong channel.
Olixia Castitatis > Wrong channel.
psycorabbit > urm wtf
Lighty > why did the sac go to a gate?
Ikvar > To get to the other system!
Lighty > why did the sac go to a gate?
Ikvar > To get to the other system!
Riker557118 > anyone else have a glitch where it says every person on the otherside of an empire gate is a war target?
Dave10 > yay somethings screwed my moniter
Zaphod Jones > it was me dave
Zaphod Jones > i'm sorry
Zaphod Jones > i was horny
Zaphod Jones > it was me dave
Zaphod Jones > i'm sorry
Zaphod Jones > i was horny
Sky Shadow > I just put a 3 billion isk bpo on escrow for 300 million isk because I was lagging, please tell me how to get it off?
<@CmdrRat> A friend at work told me she was pregnant
<@CmdrRat> and I wanted to tell her about the titan
<@Talon`dor|Work> "Yeah we've been pregnant too so I know the feeling... been 9 months mining, killing shit, hauling shit but it'll all be worth it at the birth" :-P
<@Talon`dor|Work> I think you'd have got killed CmdrRat
<@CmdrRat> and I wanted to tell her about the titan
<@Talon`dor|Work> "Yeah we've been pregnant too so I know the feeling... been 9 months mining, killing shit, hauling shit but it'll all be worth it at the birth" :-P
<@Talon`dor|Work> I think you'd have got killed CmdrRat
High Sierra > ok heres a question
High Sierra > according to theorists, in an infinite universe anything is possible
High Sierra > therefore
High Sierra > it is possible that one day I might get myself a woman
High Sierra > and actually be allowed to breed and everything
High Sierra > but then there is the theory of parallel universes or alternate realities if you will
High Sierra > and in those parallel universes other me's are having it off EVERY DAY
High Sierra > and some of these other me's will even be married
High Sierra > and I never got an invite to the wedding
High Sierra > at least one of these other me's is a pornstar
Kerixi > you do realise that marriage means you DONT get laid every day dont you?
High Sierra > well yes.... but marriage sometimes means kids, therefore in one of these other realities I'll have had it off at least once
Kerixi > ugh kids yawn
High Sierra > i was kind of thinking more about the bit before kids
Kerixi > if you're thinking about kids while doing that then youve taken the fun out of it
High Sierra > but in THIS reality I've all but given up on the fairer sex because apparently I'm 'too nice'
High Sierra > Its almost like I'm being kept pure
High Sierra > unsoiled........
High Sierra > almost as if...............
High Sierra > omfg
High Sierra > I'M JESUS!
High Sierra > THATS IT!
Kerixi > jesus got laid
High Sierra > yuh but only AFTER he realised he was the son of god
Kerixi > most of his friends were whores, you dont think they hung around for the conversation do u?
High Sierra > I'll go and get the condoms
High Sierra > WOMEN OF THE WORLD!
High Sierra > I AM HE
High Sierra > JEBUS!
Kerixi > ugh condoms icky
Kerixi > /emote thinks they feel like frog skin
High Sierra > that just conjured up and image that is just soooooooooooo wrong
teqNo > I think I got the same image ;(
High Sierra > the one with the.......... ?
High Sierra > and the ............?
teqNo > and....?
teqNo > D:
High Sierra > 0.0
High Sierra > according to theorists, in an infinite universe anything is possible
High Sierra > therefore
High Sierra > it is possible that one day I might get myself a woman
High Sierra > and actually be allowed to breed and everything
High Sierra > but then there is the theory of parallel universes or alternate realities if you will
High Sierra > and in those parallel universes other me's are having it off EVERY DAY
High Sierra > and some of these other me's will even be married
High Sierra > and I never got an invite to the wedding
High Sierra > at least one of these other me's is a pornstar
Kerixi > you do realise that marriage means you DONT get laid every day dont you?
High Sierra > well yes.... but marriage sometimes means kids, therefore in one of these other realities I'll have had it off at least once
Kerixi > ugh kids yawn
High Sierra > i was kind of thinking more about the bit before kids
Kerixi > if you're thinking about kids while doing that then youve taken the fun out of it
High Sierra > but in THIS reality I've all but given up on the fairer sex because apparently I'm 'too nice'
High Sierra > Its almost like I'm being kept pure
High Sierra > unsoiled........
High Sierra > almost as if...............
High Sierra > omfg
High Sierra > I'M JESUS!
High Sierra > THATS IT!
Kerixi > jesus got laid
High Sierra > yuh but only AFTER he realised he was the son of god
Kerixi > most of his friends were whores, you dont think they hung around for the conversation do u?
High Sierra > I'll go and get the condoms
High Sierra > WOMEN OF THE WORLD!
High Sierra > I AM HE
High Sierra > JEBUS!
Kerixi > ugh condoms icky
Kerixi > /emote thinks they feel like frog skin
High Sierra > that just conjured up and image that is just soooooooooooo wrong
teqNo > I think I got the same image ;(
High Sierra > the one with the.......... ?
High Sierra > and the ............?
teqNo > and....?
teqNo > D:
High Sierra > 0.0
Rhagnor > You currently have 122 skills and still no clue