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Joachim LeHigh > I had a nightmare for a while, but couldn't get the performance out of it that I wanted.
Nicoletta Mithra > ^^ This sentece with the nightmare certainly sounds odd to someone not playing EVE.
Shadow XII > I'll give you a rundown of EVE's controls:
Shadow XII > Mouse1: everything
DrunkenNinja > what's the final destination?
Tristan Acoma > a really terrible movie.
Yvinex > what does DNA stand for?
haav0c > deoxyrybonucleyic acid
Yvinex > national dyslexic association
Flings'poo > :)
haav0c > ...oh
haav0c > yeah, that's funnier
Lord RockerE46 > I be okay - if I die - I die
Lord RockerE46 > tell my wife that I love her
Stark Schiffer > I will tell your wife I love her
Friedhofsgirl > whats the best way to open a bottle of wkd with no bottle opener?
Friedhofsgirl > cant seem to prise it open with scissors
Ari Gallish > use your teeth
McBarnacle > use your teeth
Ari Gallish > lol
McBarnacle > ur young enough
McBarnacle > hehe
McBarnacle > well said Ari
Friedhofsgirl > never thought of that
authochthonian > or get a hammer...
Friedhofsgirl > dont really want glass everywhere.
McBarnacle > if ur clever u can use the edge of a table and just knock the bottle top off
authochthonian > do it outside ^_^
Anna Book > What mcb said, table edge ftw
Ari Gallish > or the back end og a table knife
McBarnacle > this is an important subjct matter after all
authochthonian > well if your going to be sensible then yeah, what he said
Ari Gallish > *of
Friedhofsgirl > to be honest, i think ill just go downstairs and get the bottle opener :S
Gehen Sealbreaker > Poor guy - arrested for "non usage of a condom".
Darranibal Colpia > Yah thats like the dodgiest interpretation of sexual assault in existance.
Gehen Sealbreaker > :(
Darranibal Colpia > Its actually to Julian Assange's credit that thats the worst dirt that they could dig up, that he twice didnt use a condom. And half the world goes "Bollocks i've done that.. " and the other half goes "Damn so I was born in the midst of a criminal conspiracy?"
Gehen Sealbreaker > lol yeah, it's quite amazing indeed, although not surprising.
Darranibal Colpia > Yah America scraping the barrel again, or indeed, the condom.
Triple Entendre > The first kill with my Wolf was a 4 day old russian in a Rifter. v0v
Triple Entendre > Strangely, this was the same day I learned that 'Ублюдок' apparently means 'bastard'
Meatshovel > teach me pvp
Meatshovel > :)
Meatshovel > i want to be able to cloak and jam
Judas II > are you referring to the Falcon?
Meatshovel > whats a falcon
Judas II > it cloaks and jams
Dismas Ofstedal > Who is the stupidest player in EVE? Send me 20K ISK with your vote in the Reason field and you could win the pot. You may vote for yourself. Enter often and good luck.
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