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tuade > Im thinking about going out and conquering all of eve in my ibis but i broke the ignition switch on it so cant get it started atm im trying to pop the clutch but need someone to get out and push for me
Nathan Carver > just take the parts you need from this can and i'll help you.
Arvald > ALL HAIL RAPTOR JESUS
Raptor Jesus > It's generally what people do.
Arvald > will you bless my ammo?
Arvald > Tremor M
Raptor Jesus > Hm. Sure! Only if it's killing people you don't like / won't like / won't pay you.
Arvald > as my scalie overlord commands
Arvald > it shall be
Raptor Jesus > Go forth then, spread my wrath through your ammo.
Arvald > YES MY LORD
Arvald > /emote puts underweair on head
Arvald > IN THE NAME OF RAPTOR JESUS
moc tart > the space around these stations now belongs to ME!
moc tart > MOC TAART!!!
Cid Kelso > Oh wow, are you charging rent?
moc tart > only a toll fee
Cid Kelso > I guess that's reasonable. What's the fee?
moc tart > 20 mill
Cid Kelso > Wow, that is quite a fee you got there
Cid Kelso > Is that for maintenance?
moc tart > only a toll fee
Cid Kelso > Not for the roads? Potholes? Lights? Hyperspace bypasses?
moc tart > for nubs to pass
Cid Kelso > Ah, do I have any nubs protruding? That would be rather bumpy
moc tart > indeed
Cid Kelso > Oh dear. What's a good solution for removing nubs?
moc tart > afk
moc tart > you are free to pass my friend
Cid Kelso > Oh why thank you!
Caellach Marellus > Nerve Sticks
Kharakan > Illegallll
Kharakan > Pretty much everywhere.
Kharakan > Do Not Carry Around.
Caellach Marellus > want some? =p
Kharakan > /emote Jedihandwaves > You don't want to sell me Nerve Sticks.
Kharakan > /emote Jedihandwaves > You want to go home and rethink your life.
Caellach Marellus > I don't want to sell you nerve sticks
Caellach Marellus > I want to go home and... rethink my life.
Ares: What's Mibbit?
Oleandra: Cow-frog hybrid?
Itoria: Web-browser IRC client.
Oleandra: Oh. I was way off.
Azgalorian > hey hey don't be takeing my ore
Bgrade > sweet, just found 21.5k ore floating in a can in space
Azgalorian > -_- *****
Azgalorian > dare you to do that again
Bgrade > ok, you'll need to mine another 21.5k first
Aveng3X > "Mummy where do babies come from?" "Well daddies make a liquid called sperm & puts it inside mummies" "Do mummies eat it?" "Only if they want new shoes."
Drax Drailer > where are caps ?
ferretedious > bottom left hand corner of your keyboard
ferretedious > and then 3 up
Drax Drailer > NICE TO SEE WE STILL HAVE SMARTASSES IN CORP :)
<Asestorian> I'm writing my personal statement for application to university.
<Asestorian> This is going to be the most epic and beautiful work of fiction anyone has ever seen.
ShadowMaiden > dreads - the only ship a freighter can speed tank
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