Strill > Ya. EVE should be text based. Who needs all those useless graphics and sounds. They're for noobs.
Mankirks Wife >
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It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a space grue.
> activate medium beam laser I
Cistuvaert
You are in a Gallente rookie system. There are five belts here, and a lone station belonging to the Center for Advanced Studies floats in space.
> go belt
Cistuvaert - Belt
Various Veldspar, Scordite, and Plagioclase asteroids litter space here.
A noob is mining Veldspar in a Velator nearby.
A Navitas is mining Scordite into a jetcan nearby.
A Hulk is sucking down roids on the far side of the belt.
> flip can
You flip the jetcan. The Navitas releases a Hobgoblin I and begins firing on you!
> kill carebear
You unload everything you've got on the Navitas, wrecking for 308 damage!
The Navitas' drone fires on you, hitting for 4.2 damage!
> kill carebear
The Navitas' drone fires on you, but it glances off!
You shoot the Navitas, hitting for 127 damage!
The Navitas explodes in pretty lightshow! The pilot emerges from his wreck in a pod.
> say 'LOL NOOB!'
You say, "LOL NOOB!"
The carebear says, "OMG Pirate! How lame! I wasn't doing anything to you!"
The pod warps away in the direction of the station.
> loot wreck
You loot the wreck of the Navitas.
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Shield Booster I
You recieve Expanded Cargohold I
Your neocom flashes. You have mail!
> read mali
I don't understand the word, "mali".
> read mail
You open your new mail.
"YOU ARE SO DEAD YOU LAME ASS PIRATE! I WORKED MY ASS OFF TO MINE ENOUGH TO GET THAT SIHP AND NOW I'M BACK IN A VELATOR! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!"
> say "lol"
You say, "lol"
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Mankirks Wife >
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It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a space grue.
> activate medium beam laser I
Cistuvaert
You are in a Gallente rookie system. There are five belts here, and a lone station belonging to the Center for Advanced Studies floats in space.
> go belt
Cistuvaert - Belt
Various Veldspar, Scordite, and Plagioclase asteroids litter space here.
A noob is mining Veldspar in a Velator nearby.
A Navitas is mining Scordite into a jetcan nearby.
A Hulk is sucking down roids on the far side of the belt.
> flip can
You flip the jetcan. The Navitas releases a Hobgoblin I and begins firing on you!
> kill carebear
You unload everything you've got on the Navitas, wrecking for 308 damage!
The Navitas' drone fires on you, hitting for 4.2 damage!
> kill carebear
The Navitas' drone fires on you, but it glances off!
You shoot the Navitas, hitting for 127 damage!
The Navitas explodes in pretty lightshow! The pilot emerges from his wreck in a pod.
> say 'LOL NOOB!'
You say, "LOL NOOB!"
The carebear says, "OMG Pirate! How lame! I wasn't doing anything to you!"
The pod warps away in the direction of the station.
> loot wreck
You loot the wreck of the Navitas.
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Shield Booster I
You recieve Expanded Cargohold I
Your neocom flashes. You have mail!
> read mali
I don't understand the word, "mali".
> read mail
You open your new mail.
"YOU ARE SO DEAD YOU LAME ASS PIRATE! I WORKED MY ASS OFF TO MINE ENOUGH TO GET THAT SIHP AND NOW I'M BACK IN A VELATOR! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!"
> say "lol"
You say, "lol"
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Weirdtopia > i need help in eve
Bloodspoon > ...you installed eve?
Weirdtopia > ya 14 day trial
Bloodspoon > did you uninstall WoW?
Weirdtopia > no
Bloodspoon > then i can't help ya
Bloodspoon > ...you installed eve?
Weirdtopia > ya 14 day trial
Bloodspoon > did you uninstall WoW?
Weirdtopia > no
Bloodspoon > then i can't help ya
Frank Horrigan > wheres your corp located
Frank Horrigan > down south right?
Frank Horrigan > and who are you at war with..
Frank Horrigan > hello???
* Frank Horrigan pokes the channel
The Channel > what do you want?
* Frank Horrigan has a heart atack
Frank Horrigan > down south right?
Frank Horrigan > and who are you at war with..
Frank Horrigan > hello???
* Frank Horrigan pokes the channel
The Channel > what do you want?
* Frank Horrigan has a heart atack
(&RinnyWee) so i am out in 0.0 with my corp doing some stuff
(&RinnyWee) and i'm like
(&RinnyWee) oh man i need to wee
(&RinnyWee) and get coffee
(&RinnyWee) and have a smoke
(&RinnyWee) so i safespot and off i go
(&RinnyWee) i'm standing out on the balcony having a smoke
(&RinnyWee) and i can see my comp through the doors
(&RinnyWee) and i notice
(&RinnyWee) there's something moving on the screen near my ship
(&RinnyWee) so i'm like oh fuck
(Greme) :O
(&RinnyWee) so i run in
(&RinnyWee) but it's all slippery on the balcony
(&RinnyWee) and i slip and fall on my arse
(&RinnyWee) which is fine
(&RinnyWee) and then i get in and check the screen
(Alacrity) uhoh
(&RinnyWee) and it's just the fucking cursor
(Just_Smith) :)
(&daddy) lol
(Tara) ROFLLL
(&RinnyWee) cause my cat is playing with the mouse cord
(&RinnyWee) and i'm like
(&RinnyWee) oh man i need to wee
(&RinnyWee) and get coffee
(&RinnyWee) and have a smoke
(&RinnyWee) so i safespot and off i go
(&RinnyWee) i'm standing out on the balcony having a smoke
(&RinnyWee) and i can see my comp through the doors
(&RinnyWee) and i notice
(&RinnyWee) there's something moving on the screen near my ship
(&RinnyWee) so i'm like oh fuck
(Greme) :O
(&RinnyWee) so i run in
(&RinnyWee) but it's all slippery on the balcony
(&RinnyWee) and i slip and fall on my arse
(&RinnyWee) which is fine
(&RinnyWee) and then i get in and check the screen
(Alacrity) uhoh
(&RinnyWee) and it's just the fucking cursor
(Just_Smith) :)
(&daddy) lol
(Tara) ROFLLL
(&RinnyWee) cause my cat is playing with the mouse cord
-> Xavi3r has joined eve-chaos
[BH]Bot sets user mode +v: Xavi3r may now speak if the room is moderated
Xavi3r > Thanks for the +v
[BH]Bot sets user mode -v: Xavi3r may no longer speak if the room is moderated
Runner > heh
Runner > you need to fix the script, the bot doesn't like beign thanked
DeODokktor > it will even devoice you if you say thanks for the +v at any time
[BH]Bot sets user mode -v: DeODokktor may no longer speak if the room is moderated
Iorm > lol
Runner > rofl
Iorm high fives DeODokktor _o/ o_
Runner > thats a good feature
[BH]Bot sets user mode +v: Xavi3r may now speak if the room is moderated
Xavi3r > Thanks for the +v
[BH]Bot sets user mode -v: Xavi3r may no longer speak if the room is moderated
[BH]Bot sets user mode +v: DeODokktor may now speak if the room is moderated
DeODokktor > Xavi3r your silly.. you need to stop your script from saying thanks for the +v .. the bot is RUTHLESS..
[BH]Bot sets user mode -v: DeODokktor may no longer speak if the room is moderated
Mephysto > LOL
Iorm > oh lord
Term > lol
Arthur > jebus
Iorm rubs his eyes in disbelief
[BH]Bot sets user mode +v: Xavi3r may now speak if the room is moderated
Xavi3r > Thanks for the +v
[BH]Bot sets user mode -v: Xavi3r may no longer speak if the room is moderated
Runner > heh
Runner > you need to fix the script, the bot doesn't like beign thanked
DeODokktor > it will even devoice you if you say thanks for the +v at any time
[BH]Bot sets user mode -v: DeODokktor may no longer speak if the room is moderated
Iorm > lol
Runner > rofl
Iorm high fives DeODokktor _o/ o_
Runner > thats a good feature
[BH]Bot sets user mode +v: Xavi3r may now speak if the room is moderated
Xavi3r > Thanks for the +v
[BH]Bot sets user mode -v: Xavi3r may no longer speak if the room is moderated
[BH]Bot sets user mode +v: DeODokktor may now speak if the room is moderated
DeODokktor > Xavi3r your silly.. you need to stop your script from saying thanks for the +v .. the bot is RUTHLESS..
[BH]Bot sets user mode -v: DeODokktor may no longer speak if the room is moderated
Mephysto > LOL
Iorm > oh lord
Term > lol
Arthur > jebus
Iorm rubs his eyes in disbelief
Thrak> never really spoke in front of 400 people very often
Faramir> not even at the gay conventions ?
Thrak> no
Thrak> I normally have my mouth full
Faramir> not even at the gay conventions ?
Thrak> no
Thrak> I normally have my mouth full
Corvin Blackwing > CLASSIC MOMENTS IN GATE CAMPING ...
Corvin Blackwing > 2005.07.23 22:49:31 notify Caybn E'vangel [EPIC.] has started trying to warp scramble you.
Corvin Blackwing > 2005.07.23 22:49:32 notify Dantane [EPIC.] has started trying to warp scramble you.
Corvin Blackwing > 2005.07.23 22:49:33 notify Bone [EPIC.] has started trying to warp scramble the Stargate, "Stargate (Keberz)"
Corvin Blackwing > 2005.07.23 22:49:31 notify Caybn E'vangel [EPIC.] has started trying to warp scramble you.
Corvin Blackwing > 2005.07.23 22:49:32 notify Dantane [EPIC.] has started trying to warp scramble you.
Corvin Blackwing > 2005.07.23 22:49:33 notify Bone [EPIC.] has started trying to warp scramble the Stargate, "Stargate (Keberz)"
CYVOK > CAN THE BOB SPY IN THIS CHANNEL PLEASE HAVE ONE OF YOUR LEADERSHIP CONVO ME, MAYBE WE CAN ARRANGE SOME PROPER FUN. THANK YOU
Maddog Hoek > There was a flash of light and my ship turned into what looks like an egg, Did I level up?
Talostan Gurt > how ya doin?
LordChaos > ALL BOW TO THE MIGHT LC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LordChaos > i always forget the fucking Y lol
Talostan Gurt > /emote licks lc in the balls
Talostan Gurt > kick*****
LordChaos > lick?
LordChaos > ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Talostan Gurt > ewwwwww
Talostan Gurt > noooooooooooooooo
LordChaos > LMAO
Talostan Gurt > i did not meant that!!!!
LordChaos > ALL BOW TO THE MIGHT LC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LordChaos > i always forget the fucking Y lol
Talostan Gurt > /emote licks lc in the balls
Talostan Gurt > kick*****
LordChaos > lick?
LordChaos > ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Talostan Gurt > ewwwwww
Talostan Gurt > noooooooooooooooo
LordChaos > LMAO
Talostan Gurt > i did not meant that!!!!