Aruchamet > is ramming damage kinetic or thermal?
Sera Obois > Depends if you use lube
Sera Obois > Depends if you use lube
Vertin > afk back between 7 and 7:30 trying not to agro wife
hydraSlav > jam her
Vertin > she is a mothership ew does not work
hydraSlav > jam her
Vertin > she is a mothership ew does not work
Primus521: hey dude the funniest thing happened to me today
Primus521: im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they are missing the upc and wont ring up
Primus521: so the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check on tampax
Primus521: the dude looks at him and says, "the kind u push in, or the kind you hammer in?"
Primus521: lol
Primus521: turns out he misheard him
Primus521: he thought he said thumbtacs
Primus521: you should have seen the look on the chicks face
Primus521: omfg
Primus521: til the day i die
Primus521: i will never forget it
Primus521: im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they are missing the upc and wont ring up
Primus521: so the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check on tampax
Primus521: the dude looks at him and says, "the kind u push in, or the kind you hammer in?"
Primus521: lol
Primus521: turns out he misheard him
Primus521: he thought he said thumbtacs
Primus521: you should have seen the look on the chicks face
Primus521: omfg
Primus521: til the day i die
Primus521: i will never forget it
* jamesw lies in wait
* jamesw is at one with the cosmos
H Zub > =)
Ebedar > I remember being at one with the cosmos. Then I needed the toilet and made an awful mess of several systems by accident.
H Zub > omg
jamesw > eeww
jamesw > so thats what they call it "stain"
* jamesw is at one with the cosmos
H Zub > =)
Ebedar > I remember being at one with the cosmos. Then I needed the toilet and made an awful mess of several systems by accident.
H Zub > omg
jamesw > eeww
jamesw > so thats what they call it "stain"
Un'cas > worlds biggest AB on this rupture lol
mazzilliu > what kind?
Un'cas > structure fire
mazzilliu > what kind?
Un'cas > structure fire
<Ap0k> DIE MIM
* Ap0k stabs mim
<|AFDT|mim> ohnoes
<|AFDT|mim> i have been thwarted by the mighty ap0k!
<Ap0k> shutup
<Ap0k> you're dead
<|AFDT|mim> my evil plans of cookies and marshmellows have been disrutped and shall never help me conqure 1.0 space!
<|AFDT|mim> the poor unlead carebears will never have chance to fall under my leadership and in a great revolution of flufflyness cast out the evil greifer from the world of eve!
<|AFDT|mim> oh woe unto thee, evil ap0k, woe!
* |AFDT|mim dies
<Ap0k> finally fs
* |AFDT|mim waits for his oscar
* Ap0k stabs mim
<|AFDT|mim> ohnoes
<|AFDT|mim> i have been thwarted by the mighty ap0k!
<Ap0k> shutup
<Ap0k> you're dead
<|AFDT|mim> my evil plans of cookies and marshmellows have been disrutped and shall never help me conqure 1.0 space!
<|AFDT|mim> the poor unlead carebears will never have chance to fall under my leadership and in a great revolution of flufflyness cast out the evil greifer from the world of eve!
<|AFDT|mim> oh woe unto thee, evil ap0k, woe!
* |AFDT|mim dies
<Ap0k> finally fs
* |AFDT|mim waits for his oscar
Quinn Oron > Colnel, maybe I can recommend you for our exchange program?
Colnel Starbuck > kk whats that?
Quinn Oron > It's where we exchange you for someone who isn't a tool. =)
Colnel Starbuck > kk whats that?
Quinn Oron > It's where we exchange you for someone who isn't a tool. =)
<DigitalCommunist> I stole some ships from a safe and the GM stole them from me and gave it back to the owner
<DigitalCommunist> turns out, he was wrong and I was right
<DigitalCommunist> if you argue enough, you'll get your way :|
<DigitalCommunist> and it works
<ArachV0id> didn't it end up with the gm simply giving you ships and the guy still getting to keep his tho digi
<DigitalCommunist> yeah but then he put them in the same safe and I robbled them again
<DigitalCommunist> which is even better
<DigitalCommunist> twice the ships for me o/
<DigitalCommunist> turns out, he was wrong and I was right
<DigitalCommunist> if you argue enough, you'll get your way :|
<DigitalCommunist> and it works
<ArachV0id> didn't it end up with the gm simply giving you ships and the guy still getting to keep his tho digi
<DigitalCommunist> yeah but then he put them in the same safe and I robbled them again
<DigitalCommunist> which is even better
<DigitalCommunist> twice the ships for me o/
Enthes goldhart > Secondary is the best name, in fleet battles "primary is secondary" and evryone will be confused o/
Sku1ly > i look quite hot half naked in the mirror
Kerosene > I presume the other half includes a paper bag then
DarK > lol!
Elizabeth Saxon > PWND!
Kerosene > I presume the other half includes a paper bag then
DarK > lol!
Elizabeth Saxon > PWND!