Gottii > Eva? Can I be a Director? People keep mistaking me for one.
Evanda Char > You were promoted to Director two weeks ago. Congratulations.
Evanda Char > You were promoted to Director two weeks ago. Congratulations.
Aruchamet > is ramming damage kinetic or thermal?
Sera Obois > Depends if you use lube
Sera Obois > Depends if you use lube
Vertin > afk back between 7 and 7:30 trying not to agro wife
hydraSlav > jam her
Vertin > she is a mothership ew does not work
hydraSlav > jam her
Vertin > she is a mothership ew does not work
Primus521: hey dude the funniest thing happened to me today
Primus521: im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they are missing the upc and wont ring up
Primus521: so the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check on tampax
Primus521: the dude looks at him and says, "the kind u push in, or the kind you hammer in?"
Primus521: lol
Primus521: turns out he misheard him
Primus521: he thought he said thumbtacs
Primus521: you should have seen the look on the chicks face
Primus521: omfg
Primus521: til the day i die
Primus521: i will never forget it
Primus521: im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they are missing the upc and wont ring up
Primus521: so the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check on tampax
Primus521: the dude looks at him and says, "the kind u push in, or the kind you hammer in?"
Primus521: lol
Primus521: turns out he misheard him
Primus521: he thought he said thumbtacs
Primus521: you should have seen the look on the chicks face
Primus521: omfg
Primus521: til the day i die
Primus521: i will never forget it
* jamesw lies in wait
* jamesw is at one with the cosmos
H Zub > =)
Ebedar > I remember being at one with the cosmos. Then I needed the toilet and made an awful mess of several systems by accident.
H Zub > omg
jamesw > eeww
jamesw > so thats what they call it "stain"
* jamesw is at one with the cosmos
H Zub > =)
Ebedar > I remember being at one with the cosmos. Then I needed the toilet and made an awful mess of several systems by accident.
H Zub > omg
jamesw > eeww
jamesw > so thats what they call it "stain"
Sku1ly > i look quite hot half naked in the mirror
Kerosene > I presume the other half includes a paper bag then
DarK > lol!
Elizabeth Saxon > PWND!
Kerosene > I presume the other half includes a paper bag then
DarK > lol!
Elizabeth Saxon > PWND!
Un'cas > worlds biggest AB on this rupture lol
mazzilliu > what kind?
Un'cas > structure fire
mazzilliu > what kind?
Un'cas > structure fire
The BlackGate > while you guys are waitng on us....we are making profit by crokite in hidden belts ;)
AntiHero > black.. thats great, keep up the good work. you'll need it. we like when you all replenish your ships. makes for more targets
StiZum Hilidii > anti hero black gate
StiZum Hilidii > is one of yours
qrac > lol
StiZum Hilidii > lol
AntiHero > ah..oops
AntiHero > black.. thats great, keep up the good work. you'll need it. we like when you all replenish your ships. makes for more targets
StiZum Hilidii > anti hero black gate
StiZum Hilidii > is one of yours
qrac > lol
StiZum Hilidii > lol
AntiHero > ah..oops
<Ap0k> DIE MIM
* Ap0k stabs mim
<|AFDT|mim> ohnoes
<|AFDT|mim> i have been thwarted by the mighty ap0k!
<Ap0k> shutup
<Ap0k> you're dead
<|AFDT|mim> my evil plans of cookies and marshmellows have been disrutped and shall never help me conqure 1.0 space!
<|AFDT|mim> the poor unlead carebears will never have chance to fall under my leadership and in a great revolution of flufflyness cast out the evil greifer from the world of eve!
<|AFDT|mim> oh woe unto thee, evil ap0k, woe!
* |AFDT|mim dies
<Ap0k> finally fs
* |AFDT|mim waits for his oscar
* Ap0k stabs mim
<|AFDT|mim> ohnoes
<|AFDT|mim> i have been thwarted by the mighty ap0k!
<Ap0k> shutup
<Ap0k> you're dead
<|AFDT|mim> my evil plans of cookies and marshmellows have been disrutped and shall never help me conqure 1.0 space!
<|AFDT|mim> the poor unlead carebears will never have chance to fall under my leadership and in a great revolution of flufflyness cast out the evil greifer from the world of eve!
<|AFDT|mim> oh woe unto thee, evil ap0k, woe!
* |AFDT|mim dies
<Ap0k> finally fs
* |AFDT|mim waits for his oscar
Piccolo Lupo > whoa fuck
Piccolo Lupo > 4096 ships destroyed in last 24 hours in manner
Module Crypto > wtf?
Module Crypto > did someone... put a shitload of shuttles on one ss... and fited a smartboms :-)
Piccolo Lupo > no idea
Hashim Tachy > might have been goons trying to kill a caracal
Piccolo Lupo > 4096 ships destroyed in last 24 hours in manner
Module Crypto > wtf?
Module Crypto > did someone... put a shitload of shuttles on one ss... and fited a smartboms :-)
Piccolo Lupo > no idea
Hashim Tachy > might have been goons trying to kill a caracal