Gavjack Bunk > Unfortunately my home isn't compatible with other things that have minds of their own
Gavjack Bunk > So basically that limits my company to females only
Dan O'Connor > i see =D
Gavjack Bunk > As you can tell, she's not reading my screen at this moment
Gavjack Bunk > But I would
Gavjack Bunk > Be wise
Kayne Darklight > i was wondering...
Gavjack Bunk > to make a lof text
Gavjack Bunk > to scroll that off
Gavjack Bunk > before she
Gavjack Bunk > does
Kayne Darklight > she ever visit omgrawr?
Gavjack Bunk > not
Gavjack Bunk > if
Gavjack Bunk > I scroll
Gavjack Bunk > that off
Gavjack Bunk > as well
Gavjack Bunk > So basically that limits my company to females only
Dan O'Connor > i see =D
Gavjack Bunk > As you can tell, she's not reading my screen at this moment
Gavjack Bunk > But I would
Gavjack Bunk > Be wise
Kayne Darklight > i was wondering...
Gavjack Bunk > to make a lof text
Gavjack Bunk > to scroll that off
Gavjack Bunk > before she
Gavjack Bunk > does
Kayne Darklight > she ever visit omgrawr?
Gavjack Bunk > not
Gavjack Bunk > if
Gavjack Bunk > I scroll
Gavjack Bunk > that off
Gavjack Bunk > as well
Vishnu Schist > why can't i recycle these: Exotic Dancers?
Noa Fuyu > Theyve already been used enough
Noa Fuyu > Theyve already been used enough
Fang Khan > I love it when people say "don't knock it 'till you've tried it"
Fang Khan > I always ask "Have you ever eaten crap?"
Fang Khan > "I haven't, but I think I can take it on faith that I wouldn't enjoy it"
Jon Engel > Someday, someone will say " yes, I have eaten feces"
Fang Khan > At which time I shall hand them a breath mint and politely excuse myself
Jon Engel > or, find them a burly German man and get the vid camera?
Fang Khan > I always ask "Have you ever eaten crap?"
Fang Khan > "I haven't, but I think I can take it on faith that I wouldn't enjoy it"
Jon Engel > Someday, someone will say " yes, I have eaten feces"
Fang Khan > At which time I shall hand them a breath mint and politely excuse myself
Jon Engel > or, find them a burly German man and get the vid camera?
Futuristic Eagle > So, about to do physics, shouldnt do that after playing eve
Futuristic Eagle > "An ship is moving at 500m/s when it cuts out is engine, what happens"
Answer:"it slows down and comes to a stop, and becomes vulnerable to battleship turrets"
Futuristic Eagle > Question:"An astronaut throws a ball at 20m/s at a space station, what happens when it hits"
Answer "Not much, its a projectile"
Futuristic Eagle > "An ship is moving at 500m/s when it cuts out is engine, what happens"
Answer:"it slows down and comes to a stop, and becomes vulnerable to battleship turrets"
Futuristic Eagle > Question:"An astronaut throws a ball at 20m/s at a space station, what happens when it hits"
Answer "Not much, its a projectile"
Gallente citizen516644 > DOGBALLZ!
Gallente citizen516644 > LIVES
Vanderon > looks like you got castrated
Gallente citizen516644 > LIVES
Vanderon > looks like you got castrated
Smaug Garoi > You Know you play too much Eve when you get into a car crash and you run away as fast as you can so that you don't get pod killed.
Amphigory > I like being goody-goody.
Amphigory > We saved an ice belt from gankers the other day.
Amphigory > It was awesome.
Amphigory > Half the system was cheering for us.
Polascovich > The other half was cheering against you? ;)
Amphigory > The other half was AFK.
Amphigory > We saved an ice belt from gankers the other day.
Amphigory > It was awesome.
Amphigory > Half the system was cheering for us.
Polascovich > The other half was cheering against you? ;)
Amphigory > The other half was AFK.
Cesti Caldai > I think you are the type that jacks off while looking at yourself in the mirror Captain.
Captain Da > I totally do Cesti, and it's awesome.
Captain Da > I totally do Cesti, and it's awesome.
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat cloaked caps instalock her
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she takes a half hour to align.
g0ggalor > ur mom is so fat, she needs a cyno field just to go to the bathroom
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat they don't let her into highsec
Mantric Roscart > She gets stuck in warpgates?
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she can structure tank.
Ellio Starkiller > Your mammas so slow, when she turns on micro-warpdrive she only goes 0.30 ms.
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she collapses wormholes
Jabula > so big her gravitational field bends light?
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat pod pilots make humorous comments about her weight problem.
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she takes a half hour to align.
g0ggalor > ur mom is so fat, she needs a cyno field just to go to the bathroom
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat they don't let her into highsec
Mantric Roscart > She gets stuck in warpgates?
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she can structure tank.
Ellio Starkiller > Your mammas so slow, when she turns on micro-warpdrive she only goes 0.30 ms.
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she collapses wormholes
Jabula > so big her gravitational field bends light?
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat pod pilots make humorous comments about her weight problem.
smotch > sum1 sing me happy birthday atleast
Sanphesta > HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
Sanphesta > HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR PRESIDENT!
Sanphesta > HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
* Captain Da shoots smotch in the head from the book repository
Sanphesta > HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
Sanphesta > HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR PRESIDENT!
Sanphesta > HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
* Captain Da shoots smotch in the head from the book repository