Captain Lock > Lasers should... not do em damage
Captain Lock > Seriously, do they give out electromagnetic pulses in RL?
Captain Lock > Seriously, do they give out electromagnetic pulses in RL?
Thaanvanite > You don't improve your marksmanship by shooting fish in a barrel
Coffee Table > its sufficient to drink from your suffering
Morgyrum > I'm glad I please you with my pain
Dowall > if that's the way you feel: hold on, I'll get a nail gun
Morgyrum > I'm glad I please you with my pain
Dowall > if that's the way you feel: hold on, I'll get a nail gun
Kalmanaka > I think our next massive fleet fight the FC should tell everyone to sort their overview by name with Z at the top just to freak the enemy out
Kalmanaka > cuz you know none of those people will know what to do when they are primaried
Zanminer > Hey i dont think thats a great trend to start :p
Kalmanaka > cuz you know none of those people will know what to do when they are primaried
Zanminer > Hey i dont think thats a great trend to start :p
Jessica Keyes > im fitting an "omg wtf were u thinking" tank
Ketuiu Monsoen > Sam's an idiot.
Commander Kier'Harrada > i undocked in my shiny new carrier and got shot at...
Commander Kier'Harrada > a lot
Vasya Poupkine > moron
Ketuiu Monsoen > No no no
Ketuiu Monsoen > You're missing out detail
Commander Kier'Harrada > yes... that was intentional :P
Ketuiu Monsoen > You undocked, saw a pirate, AND WARPED TO ASTEROID BELT
Vasya Poupkine > oh you idiot
Ketuiu Monsoen > Where you were then locked up and Scrambled,
Ketuiu Monsoen > And then his backup arrived, slowly. Granted, you got away
Commander Kier'Harrada > hehe everythings still fine
Ketuiu Monsoen > BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT OKAAAAAYYYYY!
Commander Kier'Harrada > and actually i got away because he ran out of ammo
Ketuiu Monsoen > -.-
Commander Kier'Harrada > i undocked in my shiny new carrier and got shot at...
Commander Kier'Harrada > a lot
Vasya Poupkine > moron
Ketuiu Monsoen > No no no
Ketuiu Monsoen > You're missing out detail
Commander Kier'Harrada > yes... that was intentional :P
Ketuiu Monsoen > You undocked, saw a pirate, AND WARPED TO ASTEROID BELT
Vasya Poupkine > oh you idiot
Ketuiu Monsoen > Where you were then locked up and Scrambled,
Ketuiu Monsoen > And then his backup arrived, slowly. Granted, you got away
Commander Kier'Harrada > hehe everythings still fine
Ketuiu Monsoen > BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT OKAAAAAYYYYY!
Commander Kier'Harrada > and actually i got away because he ran out of ammo
Ketuiu Monsoen > -.-
Noobie1 > Have you seen those minmatar ships?"
Noobie2 > "Yeah, yesterday I was trying to salvage one, took me twenty tries untill the pilot convoed me and told me to fuck off....
Noobie2 > "Yeah, yesterday I was trying to salvage one, took me twenty tries untill the pilot convoed me and told me to fuck off....
Aaronjin > wait....tell me more about the german chocolate cake...what's in it? besides efficiency and chocolate?
Jesus Troll > Better engineering
Jesus Troll > Better engineering
Duckeye > know what I learned today? that if you ever stick kleenex into your nose to plug the bleeding while your busy physically doing something, that if you realize that all of a sudden it's not there anymore and you can't find it, it's in your sinus cavity
Duckeye > and then it sits there for 3 days, agitating your sinuses, and you can't breath through your nose, and then all of a sudden you sneeze and you feel a big slimey plug projectile from your nose, and it sticks to the wall
Duckeye > and then it sits there for 3 days, agitating your sinuses, and you can't breath through your nose, and then all of a sudden you sneeze and you feel a big slimey plug projectile from your nose, and it sticks to the wall
AGENT TRONMAN > spies are useless in fleet anyway, no 1 knows were were going i get lost every time i fleet