Shintoko Akahoshi > It means "pod me and then desecrate my corpse sexually with a raw carrot!"
Atandros > ooh la la!
Atandros > How deviant!
Atandros > *I* prefer my carrot cooked, thank you very much!
Shintoko Akahoshi > Cooked carrots are too limp :P
Atandros > But they're so much softer and easier to manipulate when inserted!
Atandros > (this conversation could really only be happening in JF corp chat.)
Atandros > ooh la la!
Atandros > How deviant!
Atandros > *I* prefer my carrot cooked, thank you very much!
Shintoko Akahoshi > Cooked carrots are too limp :P
Atandros > But they're so much softer and easier to manipulate when inserted!
Atandros > (this conversation could really only be happening in JF corp chat.)
Tiny Ox > I could have dropped my giant inflatable elephant
Aliara Fallenstar > LOL
Aliara Fallenstar > .....eh?
Aliara Fallenstar > Man, I don't even want to know why you have an inflatable elephant =P
MsRx7 > :D
Tiny Ox > I use my GIANT inlatable elephant wich is pink with brown spots.. to drop on people that seems to need a elephant dropped on em
MsRx7 > does your girlfriend know about this?
Aliara Fallenstar > ......riiight...sure it is man
MsRx7 > or...has she been "elephanted"
Aliara Fallenstar > /emote pats Tiny on the head
Tiny Ox > She simply loves the "trunk"
MsRx7 > bawahaha
Aliara Fallenstar > LOL!
MrRx7 > I saw that coming
Tiny Ox > /emote throws a swedish meatball in Ali's eiy
Tiny Ox > eye
Aliara Fallenstar > ....
Aliara Fallenstar > /emote kicks Tiny in the shin
MrRx7 > /emote moves ali leg to the left and up.....now kick again
Tiny Ox > /emote bends over and asks for a gag too
Aliara Fallenstar > lol
Tiny Ox > and pour some honey over me and get real nasty
MsRx7 > oh goodness
MsRx7 > lol
Aliara Fallenstar > /emote bops tiny on the nose
Aliara Fallenstar > Bad Tiny! Bad! No cookie!
Tiny Ox > ahh no now look what you didm my nose is all read
Durandal Strauss > geez, here I am workin my as off gettin camped and you lot are having an orgy!
MsRx7 > :D
Tiny Ox > /emote screams YES AND YOUR INVITED TOO
Tiny Ox > dont forget your leather strap on though
MsRx7 > oh god...it keeps getting better
Durandal Strauss > leather is for wusses. I'm a Black PVC kinda guy
MsRx7 > word
Durandal Strauss > /emote slips into his Tight Tights....
Merick Dronome > Orgy? what Orgy? And more inportantly, why wasn't I notified?
Durandal Strauss > bring it.
Aliara Fallenstar > lol
Tiny Ox > everyone is invited as long as ali brings her whip
Aliara Fallenstar > Nah, leather or latex
Durandal Strauss > /emote sets course for BY.....
Durandal Strauss > hmm. about 30 jumps. thats how long it shoud take to get into these pants. they ARE tight.
Aliara Fallenstar > LOL
Aliara Fallenstar > .....eh?
Aliara Fallenstar > Man, I don't even want to know why you have an inflatable elephant =P
MsRx7 > :D
Tiny Ox > I use my GIANT inlatable elephant wich is pink with brown spots.. to drop on people that seems to need a elephant dropped on em
MsRx7 > does your girlfriend know about this?
Aliara Fallenstar > ......riiight...sure it is man
MsRx7 > or...has she been "elephanted"
Aliara Fallenstar > /emote pats Tiny on the head
Tiny Ox > She simply loves the "trunk"
MsRx7 > bawahaha
Aliara Fallenstar > LOL!
MrRx7 > I saw that coming
Tiny Ox > /emote throws a swedish meatball in Ali's eiy
Tiny Ox > eye
Aliara Fallenstar > ....
Aliara Fallenstar > /emote kicks Tiny in the shin
MrRx7 > /emote moves ali leg to the left and up.....now kick again
Tiny Ox > /emote bends over and asks for a gag too
Aliara Fallenstar > lol
Tiny Ox > and pour some honey over me and get real nasty
MsRx7 > oh goodness
MsRx7 > lol
Aliara Fallenstar > /emote bops tiny on the nose
Aliara Fallenstar > Bad Tiny! Bad! No cookie!
Tiny Ox > ahh no now look what you didm my nose is all read
Durandal Strauss > geez, here I am workin my as off gettin camped and you lot are having an orgy!
MsRx7 > :D
Tiny Ox > /emote screams YES AND YOUR INVITED TOO
Tiny Ox > dont forget your leather strap on though
MsRx7 > oh god...it keeps getting better
Durandal Strauss > leather is for wusses. I'm a Black PVC kinda guy
MsRx7 > word
Durandal Strauss > /emote slips into his Tight Tights....
Merick Dronome > Orgy? what Orgy? And more inportantly, why wasn't I notified?
Durandal Strauss > bring it.
Aliara Fallenstar > lol
Tiny Ox > everyone is invited as long as ali brings her whip
Aliara Fallenstar > Nah, leather or latex
Durandal Strauss > /emote sets course for BY.....
Durandal Strauss > hmm. about 30 jumps. thats how long it shoud take to get into these pants. they ARE tight.
Ben Derindar > /emote is allergic to ebil
Ben Derindar > i feel strange whenever some suprm dude waves to me in local :/
Sevanna > ach.. common. many of em guys are good fellows just like u and me =)
Ben Derindar > /emote consults a list of known substances whose effects match Sevanna's current behaviour patterns
Luther Kincaid > lol
Sevanna > lol!!!
Ben Derindar > i feel strange whenever some suprm dude waves to me in local :/
Sevanna > ach.. common. many of em guys are good fellows just like u and me =)
Ben Derindar > /emote consults a list of known substances whose effects match Sevanna's current behaviour patterns
Luther Kincaid > lol
Sevanna > lol!!!
Burning Chrome > 2005.02.15 00:49:31 navigation Your Iteron Mark V perfectly strikes Scorpion bumping for 113kms.
illegal imegrent > hi
illegal imegrent > Can any of you Rich caldari's lend me 2million??
DarXuXzu Yujume > no
Darrin Tobruk > i don't give money to illegal immigrants...
Darrin Tobruk > :P
DarXuXzu Yujume > Thats what I was thinking
Steiner > how about I report you to the immigration center ?
illegal imegrent > i swear i brought my password...
illegal imegrent > i mean passport
Steiner > Thats what they all say
DarXuXzu Yujume > you didnt spell immigrant right
illegal imegrent > i know
DarXuXzu Yujume > so no
illegal imegrent > :(
Darrin Tobruk > i have a nice sweat shop you can work in, though
Darrin Tobruk > 1 isk a day pay
illegal imegrent > Can any of you Rich caldari's lend me 2million??
DarXuXzu Yujume > no
Darrin Tobruk > i don't give money to illegal immigrants...
Darrin Tobruk > :P
DarXuXzu Yujume > Thats what I was thinking
Steiner > how about I report you to the immigration center ?
illegal imegrent > i swear i brought my password...
illegal imegrent > i mean passport
Steiner > Thats what they all say
DarXuXzu Yujume > you didnt spell immigrant right
illegal imegrent > i know
DarXuXzu Yujume > so no
illegal imegrent > :(
Darrin Tobruk > i have a nice sweat shop you can work in, though
Darrin Tobruk > 1 isk a day pay
Domo1 so thats why they say dont go into .0 space in a velator
<Nerd> you have no rights in the USA
<Galazar> i've said it before
<Galazar> mr fbi
<Galazar> given the chance
<MrJake> FBI can eat my shit for breakfast
<Galazar> i'd kill the president
<Nerd> we lost it
<MrJake> they cant do shit to me here :)
<Galazar> nor moi
<Nerd> freedom's are gone
* Galazar has the protection of a sea
<Tara> lol
<Galazar> cause ur america
<Nerd> i feel sad
<Galazar> u traded ur freedom for MacDonalds
<Galazar> i've said it before
<Galazar> mr fbi
<Galazar> given the chance
<MrJake> FBI can eat my shit for breakfast
<Galazar> i'd kill the president
<Nerd> we lost it
<MrJake> they cant do shit to me here :)
<Galazar> nor moi
<Nerd> freedom's are gone
* Galazar has the protection of a sea
<Tara> lol
<Galazar> cause ur america
<Nerd> i feel sad
<Galazar> u traded ur freedom for MacDonalds
rcxdude > yes, operation insurethisdamnapoc is a success
rcxdude > now for operation getitbackwithoutgettingitblownupagain (the hard one)
rcxdude > now for operation getitbackwithoutgettingitblownupagain (the hard one)
Burning Chrome > syndicate must have been a late addition and they stuck it on the cleaners desktop machine
Burning Chrome > it's gotta be the laggiest region, lower syndicate
Burning Chrome > it's gotta be the laggiest region, lower syndicate
(^1man_army) umm wtf
(Faldaani) Yes?
(^1man_army) why can't i talk? :/
(Faldaani) I muted you.
(^1man_army) for what reason
(Faldaani) Your little show with your friend levin
(^1man_army) what show?
(^1man_army) didn't know the word aids was banned :/
(Faldaani) It's not
(Faldaani) You were trolling though
(^1man_army) i just came in because i bought the game recently
(Faldaani) I'm sure you did
(Faldaani) And levin happened to join 4 seconds later
(^1man_army) i dont appreicate being discriminated because i know someone else
(Faldaani) Then you started humping eachother....
(^1man_army) he humped me tbh
(^1man_army) i didn't do anything wrong
(^1man_army) let me talk to your supervisor -_-
(Faldaani) You could always talk to devilhimself
*later*
(Faldaani) I'm guessing that you noticed that you've been muted again
(^1man_army) oh
(^1man_army) did i ever tell you, you have the most beautiful eyes i have ever seen? they flashed fire into my soul when i saw the light from them shine down on me.
(Faldaani) Right..
(^1man_army) how about you and i lose that channel and start our own?
(Faldaani) Yes?
(^1man_army) why can't i talk? :/
(Faldaani) I muted you.
(^1man_army) for what reason
(Faldaani) Your little show with your friend levin
(^1man_army) what show?
(^1man_army) didn't know the word aids was banned :/
(Faldaani) It's not
(Faldaani) You were trolling though
(^1man_army) i just came in because i bought the game recently
(Faldaani) I'm sure you did
(Faldaani) And levin happened to join 4 seconds later
(^1man_army) i dont appreicate being discriminated because i know someone else
(Faldaani) Then you started humping eachother....
(^1man_army) he humped me tbh
(^1man_army) i didn't do anything wrong
(^1man_army) let me talk to your supervisor -_-
(Faldaani) You could always talk to devilhimself
*later*
(Faldaani) I'm guessing that you noticed that you've been muted again
(^1man_army) oh
(^1man_army) did i ever tell you, you have the most beautiful eyes i have ever seen? they flashed fire into my soul when i saw the light from them shine down on me.
(Faldaani) Right..
(^1man_army) how about you and i lose that channel and start our own?