spambunker > Girlfriend: Why do you like that game so much?
spambunker > Me: Because it only ignores me 1 hour a day.
spambunker > Door: Slam!
spambunker > Me: Because it only ignores me 1 hour a day.
spambunker > Door: Slam!
Ortos > shield or armor tank for my mission-machariel? can't decide...both are viable options, it seems
TrouserDeagle > Do both :)
Ortos > both, right...
Olixia Castitatis > Why not passive shield tank your midslots while armor tanking your low slots?
Olixia Castitatis > put a couple of WCS in just incase pirates catch you, too.
TrouserDeagle > Micro smartbomb for taking down pirate inties?
Olixia Castitatis > how about a capacitor flux coil to increase the availabilty of cap for your guns?
TrouserDeagle > Ooh.
TrouserDeagle > Machariel could do with some more hull, tbh. Reinforced bulkhead?
Olixia Castitatis > put a laser on their as well to maximize your EM damage output
Ortos > /emote sighs
Ortos > mission-machariel. mission. high sec. mission. high sec. what pirates?
TrouserDeagle > They can get you anywhere, Ortos.
TrouserDeagle > You'll be wanting a blaster and a railgun too, in case you get enemies at either range extreme.
Ortos > -.-
Olixia Castitatis > yeah, be prepared to fight at both 100km and 10km
Olixia Castitatis > I would use iron in your blasters though - 2km is loads too close to the enemy.
TrouserDeagle > Rest of the highs should be tractor beams.
Olixia Castitatis > use a couple of high slots for defender missle launchers.
Olixia Castitatis > To keep away enemy missles.
Ortos > /emote sighs
Ortos > thanks for the help... :O
TrouserDeagle > Do both :)
Ortos > both, right...
Olixia Castitatis > Why not passive shield tank your midslots while armor tanking your low slots?
Olixia Castitatis > put a couple of WCS in just incase pirates catch you, too.
TrouserDeagle > Micro smartbomb for taking down pirate inties?
Olixia Castitatis > how about a capacitor flux coil to increase the availabilty of cap for your guns?
TrouserDeagle > Ooh.
TrouserDeagle > Machariel could do with some more hull, tbh. Reinforced bulkhead?
Olixia Castitatis > put a laser on their as well to maximize your EM damage output
Ortos > /emote sighs
Ortos > mission-machariel. mission. high sec. mission. high sec. what pirates?
TrouserDeagle > They can get you anywhere, Ortos.
TrouserDeagle > You'll be wanting a blaster and a railgun too, in case you get enemies at either range extreme.
Ortos > -.-
Olixia Castitatis > yeah, be prepared to fight at both 100km and 10km
Olixia Castitatis > I would use iron in your blasters though - 2km is loads too close to the enemy.
TrouserDeagle > Rest of the highs should be tractor beams.
Olixia Castitatis > use a couple of high slots for defender missle launchers.
Olixia Castitatis > To keep away enemy missles.
Ortos > /emote sighs
Ortos > thanks for the help... :O
ELECTR0FREAK > lasers are blue, hybrids are red, I will shoot you, until you are dead.
ELECTR0FREAK > oh snap
ELECTR0FREAK > i got that backwards
ELECTR0FREAK > :(
ELECTR0FREAK > hybrids are blue, lasers are red. silly me
Kammeron > ....
Kammeron > my hybrid shots are purple =P
ELECTR0FREAK > pfffftt
ELECTR0FREAK > nothing rhymes with purple noob
ELECTR0FREAK > load different ammo.
Kammeron > you mean silver and orange?
Kammeron > pew pew?
ELECTR0FREAK > tell me what rhymes with purple.
Kammeron > *thinks*
Kammeron > *thinks harder* =
Kammeron > rapel!
Kammeron > pupal!
Kammeron > *points at eye* that pupal and the student pupal
Kammeron > cant spell
ELECTR0FREAK > pupil?
ELECTR0FREAK > doesnt rhyme with purple
Kammeron > YEAH!
Kammeron > it does too!
ELECTR0FREAK > pfft
ELECTR0FREAK > its a bad rhyme
ELECTR0FREAK > fine
Kammeron > =P
ELECTR0FREAK > lasers are red, kams hybrids are purple, i'm gonna shoot you, right in your pupil.
ELECTR0FREAK > thats terrible.
Kammeron > THATS AWSOME!
ELECTR0FREAK > no. no its not.
Kammeron > Sig material RIGHT THERE!
Kammeron > you will be imoortalized
ELECTR0FREAK > O_o
ELECTR0FREAK > i hate you, you hate me, i did your mom, now it hurts when I pee.
ELECTR0FREAK > thats better.
Kammeron > LMFAO
ELECTR0FREAK > thats sig worthy.
ELECTR0FREAK > oh snap
ELECTR0FREAK > i got that backwards
ELECTR0FREAK > :(
ELECTR0FREAK > hybrids are blue, lasers are red. silly me
Kammeron > ....
Kammeron > my hybrid shots are purple =P
ELECTR0FREAK > pfffftt
ELECTR0FREAK > nothing rhymes with purple noob
ELECTR0FREAK > load different ammo.
Kammeron > you mean silver and orange?
Kammeron > pew pew?
ELECTR0FREAK > tell me what rhymes with purple.
Kammeron > *thinks*
Kammeron > *thinks harder* =
Kammeron > rapel!
Kammeron > pupal!
Kammeron > *points at eye* that pupal and the student pupal
Kammeron > cant spell
ELECTR0FREAK > pupil?
ELECTR0FREAK > doesnt rhyme with purple
Kammeron > YEAH!
Kammeron > it does too!
ELECTR0FREAK > pfft
ELECTR0FREAK > its a bad rhyme
ELECTR0FREAK > fine
Kammeron > =P
ELECTR0FREAK > lasers are red, kams hybrids are purple, i'm gonna shoot you, right in your pupil.
ELECTR0FREAK > thats terrible.
Kammeron > THATS AWSOME!
ELECTR0FREAK > no. no its not.
Kammeron > Sig material RIGHT THERE!
Kammeron > you will be imoortalized
ELECTR0FREAK > O_o
ELECTR0FREAK > i hate you, you hate me, i did your mom, now it hurts when I pee.
ELECTR0FREAK > thats better.
Kammeron > LMFAO
ELECTR0FREAK > thats sig worthy.
Devilish Ledoux > that's the dumbest idea I've heard all day
Devilish Ledoux > and I have two kids
Devilish Ledoux > and I have two kids
Alphalfa > gonna go cream in a pillow
Da Kid > oh... wait
Da Kid > ffs
Alphalfa > scream*
Da Kid > oh... wait
Da Kid > ffs
Alphalfa > scream*
Kehmor > kayo you have an 11 year old sister?
Kehmor > is she hot?
Kayosoni > how can you call 11 hot?
Kehmor > does she like older guys?
Evil Edna > how can you call cartoon cat people hot?
Kehmor > is she hot?
Kayosoni > how can you call 11 hot?
Kehmor > does she like older guys?
Evil Edna > how can you call cartoon cat people hot?
Fin DePaix > Im wearing my gay boxers
Marogian > wtf?!
Fin DePaix > I have this bad habit of never throwing clothes away so I have these boxers that had a hole in the ass and it just got bigger and bigger
Fin DePaix > now there is like no ass in them
Marogian > o.0
Marogian > And you decided to tell me...because? o.0
Marogian > wtf?!
Fin DePaix > I have this bad habit of never throwing clothes away so I have these boxers that had a hole in the ass and it just got bigger and bigger
Fin DePaix > now there is like no ass in them
Marogian > o.0
Marogian > And you decided to tell me...because? o.0
Big Bossu > Foobie: WHERE IS MY PROHECY?
Foobie > HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
Big Bossu > Dock two times at the Brutor Tribe Bureau and then self destruct your ship. It's a new cheat. Once you've done that a battlecruiser will spawn for you, fully fitted.
Big Bossu > YOU SAID THAT
Foobie > Did you do it correctly?
Foobie > Which cruiser did you self destruct?
Big Bossu > YES I LOST MY MALLER
Stayn Greyson > here's one for you Bossu, file a petition on it.....LOL
Big Bossu > FOOBIE IS A PIRTE
Big Bossu > I lost my maller thank to you
Big Bossu > scammer
Big Bossu > lamer
Kinn > rofl
Kinn > maybe you need to exit 3 times, why don't you try to do it again
Foobie > HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
Big Bossu > Dock two times at the Brutor Tribe Bureau and then self destruct your ship. It's a new cheat. Once you've done that a battlecruiser will spawn for you, fully fitted.
Big Bossu > YOU SAID THAT
Foobie > Did you do it correctly?
Foobie > Which cruiser did you self destruct?
Big Bossu > YES I LOST MY MALLER
Stayn Greyson > here's one for you Bossu, file a petition on it.....LOL
Big Bossu > FOOBIE IS A PIRTE
Big Bossu > I lost my maller thank to you
Big Bossu > scammer
Big Bossu > lamer
Kinn > rofl
Kinn > maybe you need to exit 3 times, why don't you try to do it again
Leet Al > i farted on my hand and then sniffed it and my hand smells like fart
anister > do you think that would work here in the U.K?
Leet Al > try it man
Kriva Fajriika > the level of inteligence (already very low) in this channel, just dropped, by a lot
GeneralNukeEm > lol
Leet Al > durrr
Leet Al > o/
anister > hmmm
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "www.free-collective.com - Intelligence Level 87/100" by anister.
Kriva Fajriika > its a lot lower than that :P
anister > well, we gotta give it room to lower
GeneralNukeEm > you're off by a magnitude of 10
RtoZ > 100 is a reference
RtoZ > id say 100=3IQ
RtoZ > maybe 4
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "www.free-collective.com - Intelligence Level 77/100" by anister.
anister > there
RtoZ > woah
anister > but zeph just said something kinda clever
RtoZ > someone must have bought one of my implants
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "www.free-collective.com - Intelligence Level 78/100" by anister.
RtoZ > ...
RtoZ > balls
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "www.free-collective.com - Intelligence Level 77/100" by anister.
Leet Al > I bought a typhoon o/
RtoZ > :)
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "www.free-collective.com - Intelligence Level 03/100" by anister.
anister > do you think that would work here in the U.K?
Leet Al > try it man
Kriva Fajriika > the level of inteligence (already very low) in this channel, just dropped, by a lot
GeneralNukeEm > lol
Leet Al > durrr
Leet Al > o/
anister > hmmm
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "www.free-collective.com - Intelligence Level 87/100" by anister.
Kriva Fajriika > its a lot lower than that :P
anister > well, we gotta give it room to lower
GeneralNukeEm > you're off by a magnitude of 10
RtoZ > 100 is a reference
RtoZ > id say 100=3IQ
RtoZ > maybe 4
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "www.free-collective.com - Intelligence Level 77/100" by anister.
anister > there
RtoZ > woah
anister > but zeph just said something kinda clever
RtoZ > someone must have bought one of my implants
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "www.free-collective.com - Intelligence Level 78/100" by anister.
RtoZ > ...
RtoZ > balls
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "www.free-collective.com - Intelligence Level 77/100" by anister.
Leet Al > I bought a typhoon o/
RtoZ > :)
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "www.free-collective.com - Intelligence Level 03/100" by anister.
Shade Widow > *Beep beep* Internal Hymm to Shizahs ship.
Shizah > ?
Shade Widow > CONTACT!
Shade Widow > Still thinking about beaming aboard?
Shizah > lol
Shizah > well, quite frankly havent lost any sleep over it
Shade Widow > Is that a yes or no.
Shizah > hmmmm
Shade Widow > /emote hops up and down
Shizah > lol
Shade Widow > awnser awnser!
Shizah > why not --
Shade Widow > SO much joy!
Shade Widow > Must find a poet to describe... feelings!
Shizah > you are a pretty funny guy!!
Shade Widow > /emote prepares the candle light dinner infront of the command deck view window.
Shizah > /emote loves lobster with drawn butter
Shade Widow > Is spray butter ok?
Shizah > well, I guess -- if you doctor it up with a tad of fresh lemon juice
Shade Widow > ...lemon juice..
Shade Widow > right
Shade Widow > /emote looks on escrow
Shizah > I looked for lobster also, they only carry moon crabs
Shade Widow > I have some lobsters.
Shade Widow > Fished them off of the old caldari planet
Shizah > hehe
Shade Widow > /emote sets the lobsters on the table a fire burning around them lightly with seasoning dripping down thier shells and butter at the ready.
Shizah > a glass of white wine also??
Denine > you mean white whine, see teh "h" there
Shade Widow > /emote goes to grab the white wine and knocks over the flaming lobster and it catches fire on the table.
Shade Widow > HOLY SHIT!
Shizah > I saw it -
Shade Widow > *The fire consumes the table and explodes the wine as lobster flesh flys in all directions*
Shade Widow > FIRE ON MAIN DECK
Shizah > oh no - save the lobster
Denine > wtf is going on in here?
Shade Widow > /emote uses the fire extinguisher on the lobster
Shizah > do we allow interruptions to our dinner??
Shade Widow > My candle dinner is ruined!
Shade Widow > Dont worry shizah.
Shade Widow > Ill invite you over some other time.
Shizah > ok - not a problem -
Shade Widow > /emote picks up the washed out lobster and crys into it.
Shade Widow > After I clean this mess up im going to make a dinner that will beat every other!
Shizah > Well I just check my hanger and I have frozen food and spiced wine. Guess Ill settle for that
Shade Widow > mind if I join in?
Shizah > sure - Ill share
Shade Widow > /emote parks his mega in the lot and rolls down to shizah in his pod
Shizah > ?
Shade Widow > CONTACT!
Shade Widow > Still thinking about beaming aboard?
Shizah > lol
Shizah > well, quite frankly havent lost any sleep over it
Shade Widow > Is that a yes or no.
Shizah > hmmmm
Shade Widow > /emote hops up and down
Shizah > lol
Shade Widow > awnser awnser!
Shizah > why not --
Shade Widow > SO much joy!
Shade Widow > Must find a poet to describe... feelings!
Shizah > you are a pretty funny guy!!
Shade Widow > /emote prepares the candle light dinner infront of the command deck view window.
Shizah > /emote loves lobster with drawn butter
Shade Widow > Is spray butter ok?
Shizah > well, I guess -- if you doctor it up with a tad of fresh lemon juice
Shade Widow > ...lemon juice..
Shade Widow > right
Shade Widow > /emote looks on escrow
Shizah > I looked for lobster also, they only carry moon crabs
Shade Widow > I have some lobsters.
Shade Widow > Fished them off of the old caldari planet
Shizah > hehe
Shade Widow > /emote sets the lobsters on the table a fire burning around them lightly with seasoning dripping down thier shells and butter at the ready.
Shizah > a glass of white wine also??
Denine > you mean white whine, see teh "h" there
Shade Widow > /emote goes to grab the white wine and knocks over the flaming lobster and it catches fire on the table.
Shade Widow > HOLY SHIT!
Shizah > I saw it -
Shade Widow > *The fire consumes the table and explodes the wine as lobster flesh flys in all directions*
Shade Widow > FIRE ON MAIN DECK
Shizah > oh no - save the lobster
Denine > wtf is going on in here?
Shade Widow > /emote uses the fire extinguisher on the lobster
Shizah > do we allow interruptions to our dinner??
Shade Widow > My candle dinner is ruined!
Shade Widow > Dont worry shizah.
Shade Widow > Ill invite you over some other time.
Shizah > ok - not a problem -
Shade Widow > /emote picks up the washed out lobster and crys into it.
Shade Widow > After I clean this mess up im going to make a dinner that will beat every other!
Shizah > Well I just check my hanger and I have frozen food and spiced wine. Guess Ill settle for that
Shade Widow > mind if I join in?
Shizah > sure - Ill share
Shade Widow > /emote parks his mega in the lot and rolls down to shizah in his pod