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Prisoner 1 > what does hardwiring do?
Webcam Girl > makes your wires harder
<+Batolemaeus> !jita love
<&Valkyrie> Your search for love yielded no result. Did you mean: slaves
<+Batolemaeus> and this is why Valkyrie is awesome.
smoopmeister > i didn't think you could spell :P
Stormcrow Stargazer > that's giz you're thinking of
Gizmo second > i can spell very well thank you
Gizmo second > its just gizmo spelling
Stormcrow Stargazer > that explains a lot
Stormcrow Stargazer > you going to produce something to translate gizmo into english?
Gizmo second > bit hard gizmo speak changes from day to day
Stormcrow Stargazer > gizmo is clearly a women's language :)
drakey > my wife told me it's eve or me........ i'm gonna miss her.....
Theo Samaritan > Back then trust me you wouldnt have liked it
Theo Samaritan > this was a typical login scenario for EVE in 02 beta
Theo Samaritan logs in
Theo Samaritan > CONNECTION FAILED
Theo Samaritan logs in again
Theo Samaritan > CONNECTION SUCCEEDED, LOADING
Theo Samaritan crashes to desktop
Theo Samaritan logs in again
Theo Samaritan > CONNECTION SUCCEEDED, LOADING
Theo Samaritan sees 30 error windows
Theo Samaritan crashes to desktop
Theo Samaritan logs in again
Theo Samaritan > CONNECTION SUCC-
Theo Samaritan bluescreens
John Aubrey > i ran over a kitten in my car this morning, does anyone know the best way to get it out of my tyre treads?
John Aubrey > id use a knife, but im worried about puncturing the tyres
Quintila > LMAO
Invention Smurf > jet hose
The Okamik > wtf o.O
John Aubrey > the pressure washer at the car wash?
John Aubrey > its pretty expensive...
Invention Smurf > nah - portable one
The Okamik > pressure washer will do... but.. wtf o.O
Invention Smurf > I have one
John Aubrey > hmm
Beremir > just do a burnout
williejones1984 > kitten or washer?
John Aubrey > dont care about the kitten, just the new dunlops
Quintila > lol
Invention Smurf > jjst leave yer car on a Liverpool street - fooking scousers will nick all your tyres in 60 seconds and kitten goes with them
Broanan > nourv gate in tama status ?
CompactDisc7227 > it's still there
BigLisciousT > I imagine it's status is somewhat gatelike.
Ashtaron > I dunno, but I always wanted to know how many Paradise cruise missiles does it take to wreck Azeroth
Marcus Gord > i approve of that experiment
Rhen Ayase > why not fit torpedo launchers with juggernauts?
Ashtaron > they are not worthy of holy torpedoes
Aukusti Valtteri > I think you should use thermal weapons to destroy Azeroth
Ashtaron > anyhow I remember seeing a pic that stated that a 13km range officer smartbomb would reach almost all of Azeroth
Aukusti Valtteri > They have a lot of wooden buildings.
Tsumei Meyren > halfnaked girl in a conference hall full of nerds... I'd rather backpack across africa
lorcar > it's be like a hitler pinata at a mossad convention
lorcar > or a cheeleader at defcon
Needsleep000 > teld are you by chance a women :P
Teldovey > only when the wifes out and i get to ware her cloths
Teldovey > then straight on the internet chatrooms for the specialist sites
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