Eddyys > any one know who the leader of the red alliance is?
Promon Delnai > lenin?
Promon Delnai > lenin?
MrTriggerHappy > I hate people who take drugs... customs men for example
Deadly Shride > I am under atack need help please anyone 3 pirats I need help I cant hold up shit fuck oh shit my ship nooooooooooo
Monev TheGale > so im here mining in my apoc. and i ran into someone mining in a megathron
Gturtle > You should've had a mine-off.
Monev TheGale > bascly did. i said "race you to the kernite!"
Monev TheGale > then she qouted her yeild/min.
Monev TheGale > she wins that one
Gturtle > That's when you go back, fit your baby for combat, and show back up and say "oh look, my yield per minute is "all of your cargo" and "this minute"
Gturtle > You should've had a mine-off.
Monev TheGale > bascly did. i said "race you to the kernite!"
Monev TheGale > then she qouted her yeild/min.
Monev TheGale > she wins that one
Gturtle > That's when you go back, fit your baby for combat, and show back up and say "oh look, my yield per minute is "all of your cargo" and "this minute"
Madcap Magician > I have you partially surrounded. Please exit the station with your hands in your jacket searching for a gun.
Madcap Magician > "Tommy? Tommy are you in there? This is your wife, honey! I love you very much, and you need to do what this nice man is asking you to do! Please, think of our children!"
Madcap Magician > "Never! I have the arkonor and you'll have to pry it from my cold, logged off fingers before you'll ever own it again!"
Madcap Magician > "TOMMY NOOOOOOOO!!!"
Madcap Magician > Will Tommy give in to his carnal desire for megacyte? Will the good men of Finite Horizon show any quarter? Will this nonsense ever STOP? Tune into 2O-EEW tomorrow and find out!
Madcap Magician > (Cue theme music)
Madcap Magician > "Tommy? Tommy are you in there? This is your wife, honey! I love you very much, and you need to do what this nice man is asking you to do! Please, think of our children!"
Madcap Magician > "Never! I have the arkonor and you'll have to pry it from my cold, logged off fingers before you'll ever own it again!"
Madcap Magician > "TOMMY NOOOOOOOO!!!"
Madcap Magician > Will Tommy give in to his carnal desire for megacyte? Will the good men of Finite Horizon show any quarter? Will this nonsense ever STOP? Tune into 2O-EEW tomorrow and find out!
Madcap Magician > (Cue theme music)
Par'Gellen > when someone puts the word genius in their name and spells it wrong it's pretty safe to say they aren't
Timothy McKenzie > one of them made a mistake of asking me what he could do in a punisher since he can't rat here
Timothy McKenzie > I just killed a hauler spawn that dropped 12M trit
Timothy McKenzie > guess what I'm making him do?
* Timothy McKenzie laughs
Githzheri > lol
Christa Larne > lol
Timothy McKenzie > in a punisher
Timothy McKenzie > he get's 13k trit per haul
Tavor Jeager > a very cruel and unusual punishment
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Timothy McKenzie > it sure violates the geneva conventions
Kel Gunrunner > thats so harsh
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Timothy McKenzie > I just dragoone d asecond n00b to do that same thing ROFL!
* Christa Larne makes a note that Huzzah is now a confirmed slaver organisation.
* sb404 gasps
Timothy McKenzie > this one is doing it in a kestrel!
Tar Kovsky > hauling in a kestrel?
Odinsblade > kesrel
Tar Kovsky > that's sick
Odinsblade > HAHAHAHA
Odinsblade > thats classic
Githzheri > what system? I'll bring my hauler and show em how it's done :P
Odinsblade > dont spoil thier fun gith
Githzheri > lol
Odinsblade > wouldnt want to make them feel useless
Timothy McKenzie > well not like they can do much out in 0 sec
Timothy McKenzie > in a kestrel and a punisher
Kel Gunrunner > corse they can
Githzheri > well, 12mil trit woudl still take me a while
Odinsblade > intel
sb404 > they can run away
Kel Gunrunner > use em to scoop ur npc loot
Timothy McKenzie > yeah
Timothy McKenzie > they are now scooping 3 frig cans
Timothy McKenzie > and 12M trit
Timothy McKenzie > MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
Odinsblade > but still
Odinsblade > 12m trit
Kel Gunrunner > get em to warp in and kill the frigs once u have agro
Kel Gunrunner > like drones lol
Christa Larne > how to turn your BS into a Carrier - get lots of rookies to act as fighters :)
Odinsblade > cheaper version of fighters :p
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Odinsblade > dammit christa
sb404 > less skills needed too
Timothy McKenzie > more damaging too
* Odinsblade thinks christa needs to stop brain-snatching
sb404 > it's official, noobs are the tech II version of fighter drones
Odinsblade > lol, though you would need patience level 5 to use them
* Timothy McKenzie launches T2 Noob fighters
Timothy McKenzie > launch fighters, launch fighters! (re: Star Control)
sb404 > "0 out of 5 T2 noob fighters have refused to obey your orders for various reasons"
Odinsblade > lol
Odinsblade > if 0 of the 5 have refused doesnt that mean they all obey?
Christa Larne > cheaper to replace as well
sb404 > yes, yes it does
sb404 > because they are afraid of you.
Odinsblade > lol
Odinsblade > your all evil
Timothy McKenzie > yeah one salvo and I could pop one
Odinsblade > i take no aprt in this maniacal plot
sb404 > it's too late
Timothy McKenzie > I just killed a hauler spawn that dropped 12M trit
Timothy McKenzie > guess what I'm making him do?
* Timothy McKenzie laughs
Githzheri > lol
Christa Larne > lol
Timothy McKenzie > in a punisher
Timothy McKenzie > he get's 13k trit per haul
Tavor Jeager > a very cruel and unusual punishment
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Timothy McKenzie > it sure violates the geneva conventions
Kel Gunrunner > thats so harsh
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Timothy McKenzie > I just dragoone d asecond n00b to do that same thing ROFL!
* Christa Larne makes a note that Huzzah is now a confirmed slaver organisation.
* sb404 gasps
Timothy McKenzie > this one is doing it in a kestrel!
Tar Kovsky > hauling in a kestrel?
Odinsblade > kesrel
Tar Kovsky > that's sick
Odinsblade > HAHAHAHA
Odinsblade > thats classic
Githzheri > what system? I'll bring my hauler and show em how it's done :P
Odinsblade > dont spoil thier fun gith
Githzheri > lol
Odinsblade > wouldnt want to make them feel useless
Timothy McKenzie > well not like they can do much out in 0 sec
Timothy McKenzie > in a kestrel and a punisher
Kel Gunrunner > corse they can
Githzheri > well, 12mil trit woudl still take me a while
Odinsblade > intel
sb404 > they can run away
Kel Gunrunner > use em to scoop ur npc loot
Timothy McKenzie > yeah
Timothy McKenzie > they are now scooping 3 frig cans
Timothy McKenzie > and 12M trit
Timothy McKenzie > MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
Odinsblade > but still
Odinsblade > 12m trit
Kel Gunrunner > get em to warp in and kill the frigs once u have agro
Kel Gunrunner > like drones lol
Christa Larne > how to turn your BS into a Carrier - get lots of rookies to act as fighters :)
Odinsblade > cheaper version of fighters :p
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Odinsblade > dammit christa
sb404 > less skills needed too
Timothy McKenzie > more damaging too
* Odinsblade thinks christa needs to stop brain-snatching
sb404 > it's official, noobs are the tech II version of fighter drones
Odinsblade > lol, though you would need patience level 5 to use them
* Timothy McKenzie launches T2 Noob fighters
Timothy McKenzie > launch fighters, launch fighters! (re: Star Control)
sb404 > "0 out of 5 T2 noob fighters have refused to obey your orders for various reasons"
Odinsblade > lol
Odinsblade > if 0 of the 5 have refused doesnt that mean they all obey?
Christa Larne > cheaper to replace as well
sb404 > yes, yes it does
sb404 > because they are afraid of you.
Odinsblade > lol
Odinsblade > your all evil
Timothy McKenzie > yeah one salvo and I could pop one
Odinsblade > i take no aprt in this maniacal plot
sb404 > it's too late
Topchris > Dude there is nothing better than Watching StarTrek:TNG, Eating Pizza Bites, Drinking pepsi, and playing Eve.
Microsoft Sam > yes there is
Microsoft Sam > its called having sex with a woman
Microsoft Sam > yes there is
Microsoft Sam > its called having sex with a woman
MadGaz > GRIEF SQUAD ASSEMBLE!
* Masta Killa turns into the right arm of the
grief-o-tron
Kehmor > transform and combine!
* Masta Killa turns into the right arm of the
grief-o-tron
Kehmor > transform and combine!
<RollinDutchMasters> being a webcam whore doesnt make you an IT pro
<RollinDutchMasters> put your pants back on
<RollinDutchMasters> put your pants back on