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SammyTheSalmon > hi
exozone > is that the real smmy, cosi do the salmon dance very well
SammyTheSalmon > hahahaha
SammyTheSalmon > i cant do the salmon dance anymore
exozone > a real life celebraty, i feel all overcome
exozone > why you not doing the salmon dance any more
SammyTheSalmon > court order, plus fin rot
exozone > it's a bugger that fin rot,
SammyTheSalmon > yeah well when that lazy kid just watches me dance instead of cleaning the tank
exozone > but damn the court's, they are all full of danc and salmon haters :(
exozone > who doesn't clean the tank, i'l take him, got a claw hammer to hand atm
SammyTheSalmon > yeah i no its not like its hard
SammyTheSalmon > i would do it myself but i have fin rot
exozone > he should have you on show, a dancing salmon, but not exploiting you, could have a velvet tant and stupid big magoot's to feed on
exozone > and maybe a little champagne every once in a while
SammyTheSalmon > u no i always wanted a bubbling treasure chest
SammyTheSalmon > and a scooba diver
exozone > thats the bling shit right there, get on top, slap the bitch with ya rotted fin
SammyTheSalmon > hes such a tight arse
exozone > an demand one trip to scotland a year,
exozone > get on ya mobile, phone sime pike's around, scare the shit out of him
SammyTheSalmon > yeah i use to like swimin to japan, but it turns out they really like fishe there so had to give that up
exozone > swimming or death, i see the point there
exozone > not to be to indepth, but does your owner touch you, like inappropriately
SammyTheSalmon > nah but im not sure but that fatlip anymore
SammyTheSalmon > hes getting weird on me
SammyTheSalmon > bout*
exozone > has he bought any cats as protection, i think hes holding you hostage, you need to contact the salmon against direct incarceration situation therapy
exozone > or known as sadist
SammyTheSalmon > lol
exozone > it's been fun, swim safe sammy, and get some cream for the fin rot
Kunnilar > Whats the next ship clas up from my Punisher?
Darth Naul > destroyer or cruiser
Boomninja > Titan
Darth Naul > oh right that to
la pronk > darth's mom
Kunnilar > What can I fly with lvl 4 amarr frigate?
la pronk > la pronk > darth's mom
Boomninja > Why don't we just say God?
Darth Naul > hot damn
la pronk > cruiser
Boomninja > Junnilar, it depends on your play style. YOu can either stay in a frigate and just keep small and fast, or go big and start screwing Darth's mom.
Boomninja > I mean...
Boomninja > Yea.
Darth Naul > hey hey hey
Boomninja > :D
Kunnilar > I get killed too easy lol
Darth Naul > darths mom = pronks mom
Darth Naul > PLOT TWIST!
la pronk > hes adopted
Boomninja > Oh what a twist!
la pronk > PLOT TWIST
Hauling Styx > I'm beginning to think I should taunt them
Melodee619 > dont do it
BoSS Stubs > is there a reason that you're watching a gate camp
Melodee619 > carebear it up
BoSS Stubs > i.r. carebear
Antarisa > lol
Hauling Styx > because I'm trying to back to high sec
Dienios > gate camp critics, who can't gate camp themself?
Hauling Styx > and they are in my way
Antarisa > and that's why I love my tengu. gate camps don't affect me. :)
BoSS Stubs > i've been in a gatecamp, im not a total carebear
BoSS Stubs > dont judge.
Antarisa > /emote judges anyway! :)
Melodee619 > you either a carebear or not
Hauling Styx > I'm a WH'er
Melodee619 > that sounded pornish
RearAdmiral SnugglePants > agreed
BoSS Stubs > ...yeah
BoSS Stubs > <3 WH's
BuntBridges > like holes then?
Steeldragonz > care3bear couzen
Antarisa > lol
Antarisa > wormholes are fun
Melodee619 > carebears arent allowed to use l337 talk
BoSS Stubs > li3s.
BuntBridges > what about carebears with teeth?
Hauling Styx > damn
BuntBridges > grrr
Dante Edmundo > carebears dont have teeth
Dante Edmundo > the use dentures
BuntBridges > this one has
Dante Edmundo > 0.0
BuntBridges > didnt say they were mine originally :)
Dante Edmundo > heh
Melodee619 > carebears don have or need teeth were spoonfed
Hauling Styx > u do realize pvp players wouldn't have any teeth w/ out carebears right
Antarisa > lol
Dante Edmundo > heh
BuntBridges > we pull them from their corpses
Melodee619 > pvp's dont ned teeth either jus a straw for carebear tears
Brackman > if he wanted a fleet to counter our fleet with the above tactics, his fleet would be so full of fail it wouldn't even be liable for a darwin award
Azia Burgi > i've had 1 person say they aren't coming to the end of the world party in 2012
Gweee > you are already planning a 2012 party?
Azia Burgi > its the end of the world, gweee. it needs planning!
Sorcia > tell PH to get in here before I get out the whip and march over to his an dtie him to the bed ass up
AzureStorms > He wouldn't like this I think anyways. 0.0 fleet fights are not what he likes.
WIngman4508 > PH doesnt like any thing usually
BlitzUrSeoul > he might like that
AzureStorms > yeah he goes for small numbers
Sorcia > Im more the small numbers too.. I mean really I only have 3 holes and two hands..
Sorcia > opps those arent the small numbers we were talking about
WIngman4508 > no, but im guessing they're the small numbers we'd prefer to be talking about
P1E RAT3 > u couldn't gank ur way thru an open door u knob
Jolene Starbreaker > Jimmy, check your wallet
Jimmy Sprinkle > whats a wallet
Jolene Starbreaker > where your MONEY is
LustBunny > It's that fat thing making a dent in your butt while you drive.
<+cougem> Asestorian hasnt spoken in days
<+cougem> which is good because it means uni is probably fun
<+cougem> or he is dead
<%xiaodown> both good options, tbh.
<+cougem> yeah
<+cougem> he died how he'd have wanted
<+cougem> 19 and idling on irc
Haarken > normally i like the smell of my farts, but these... these are different
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