CrazyArsed Monkey > man this is complicated
mechon > well it is when ya new :p
CrazyArsed Monkey > A WHAT
CrazyArsed Monkey > some guys just killed my god darned ship
CrazyArsed Monkey > they were tough...
mechon > red icons?
Menntor > what security system u in
CrazyArsed Monkey > wheres that?
CrazyArsed Monkey > oh i see
Menntor > in space left top corner
CrazyArsed Monkey > 1.0
mechon > npcs then
Menntor > were they red on over view
CrazyArsed Monkey > not till after i shot them
Menntor > lol concord
mechon > erm
mechon > ><
CrazyArsed Monkey > they even had time to write me a bloody message
Menntor > did you get a warning they would pod your ass
CrazyArsed Monkey > said i was stupid to agress them
CrazyArsed Monkey > guess it was
Menntor > it must said if you shoot us we will barbecue your ass
mechon > hint ... never shoot concord unless u know u can get away from em in a flash :p
CrazyArsed Monkey > Victim: CrazyArsed Monkey
Alliance: Brutor Tribe
Corp: Dark Centuri Inc.
Destroyed: Tempest Fleet Issue
System: Illinfrik
Security: 1.0
Menntor > hint never shoot concord
Vincent Rainbow > lol ebay
Menntor > lol
Menntor > noob form hell
Dark Silver > what about ebay?
mechon > well it is when ya new :p
CrazyArsed Monkey > A WHAT
CrazyArsed Monkey > some guys just killed my god darned ship
CrazyArsed Monkey > they were tough...
mechon > red icons?
Menntor > what security system u in
CrazyArsed Monkey > wheres that?
CrazyArsed Monkey > oh i see
Menntor > in space left top corner
CrazyArsed Monkey > 1.0
mechon > npcs then
Menntor > were they red on over view
CrazyArsed Monkey > not till after i shot them
Menntor > lol concord
mechon > erm
mechon > ><
CrazyArsed Monkey > they even had time to write me a bloody message
Menntor > did you get a warning they would pod your ass
CrazyArsed Monkey > said i was stupid to agress them
CrazyArsed Monkey > guess it was
Menntor > it must said if you shoot us we will barbecue your ass
mechon > hint ... never shoot concord unless u know u can get away from em in a flash :p
CrazyArsed Monkey > Victim: CrazyArsed Monkey
Alliance: Brutor Tribe
Corp: Dark Centuri Inc.
Destroyed: Tempest Fleet Issue
System: Illinfrik
Security: 1.0
Menntor > hint never shoot concord
Vincent Rainbow > lol ebay
Menntor > lol
Menntor > noob form hell
Dark Silver > what about ebay?
During tournament fight:
Disturbingly Derek > why for you violence boat?
Disturbingly Derek > why for you violence boat?
Allistair Forsyth > hello sir, how may i be of service to you?
Zubix Ru > нах иди гондон.
Allistair Forsyth > sir, your keyboard appears to be broken, its emitting jibberish
Zubix Ru > нах иди гондон.
Allistair Forsyth > sir, your keyboard appears to be broken, its emitting jibberish
Originally by: EcchusWhat's a girl?
Ebedar: A type of ship. Two low slots, one high slot and comes with a damage bonus.
Illyria Ambri:
You obviously dont know your fittings..
Its 1 high slot.. 2 midslots and 2 low slots.
They have a verbal RoF that reaches ludicrious levels not to mention their alpha strike capibilities are unmatched except by the "Women Scorned" class
Their tanking abilities are unparalleled in their ability to have reason and logic bombs simply glance off them without any dent in their Feminisim shields with the monthly PMS booster.
As for ISK.. definatly pirates.. they will take what they want and leave you crying like a lil baby looking at your wallet wondering WTF happend.
Ebedar: A type of ship. Two low slots, one high slot and comes with a damage bonus.
Illyria Ambri:
You obviously dont know your fittings..
Its 1 high slot.. 2 midslots and 2 low slots.
They have a verbal RoF that reaches ludicrious levels not to mention their alpha strike capibilities are unmatched except by the "Women Scorned" class
Their tanking abilities are unparalleled in their ability to have reason and logic bombs simply glance off them without any dent in their Feminisim shields with the monthly PMS booster.
As for ISK.. definatly pirates.. they will take what they want and leave you crying like a lil baby looking at your wallet wondering WTF happend.
Karl Andron > Let's see, shopping list.
Karl Andron > 1 t2 enam, 1 bp, 1 t2 invuln shield hardener, 1 t2 explo sheild hardener, some tangled power circuts, and a partridge in a pear tree.
rick taxi > on the twelfth day of christmas. the guristas gave to me
Karl Andron > 1 thorn rocket!
rick taxi > 2 dire sabatours
Karl Andron > 3 pith invaders
rick taxi > 4 drones a shooting
Karl Andron > 5 palladium tags!
rick taxi > 6 building blocks
Karl Andron > 7 crappy lootz
rick taxi > 8 noob killmails
Karl Andron > 9 BS spawns
rick taxi > 10 Worlds Collide's!
Karl Andron > 11-ty hundred frigs a shooting
rick taxi > 12 MONTHS OF EVE (GTC)
Karl Andron > 1 t2 enam, 1 bp, 1 t2 invuln shield hardener, 1 t2 explo sheild hardener, some tangled power circuts, and a partridge in a pear tree.
rick taxi > on the twelfth day of christmas. the guristas gave to me
Karl Andron > 1 thorn rocket!
rick taxi > 2 dire sabatours
Karl Andron > 3 pith invaders
rick taxi > 4 drones a shooting
Karl Andron > 5 palladium tags!
rick taxi > 6 building blocks
Karl Andron > 7 crappy lootz
rick taxi > 8 noob killmails
Karl Andron > 9 BS spawns
rick taxi > 10 Worlds Collide's!
Karl Andron > 11-ty hundred frigs a shooting
rick taxi > 12 MONTHS OF EVE (GTC)
EVE System > Channel changed to Auviken Local Channel
Rezghenth > VOLDEMORT KILLS SNAPE
xxxFENOMENxxx > NO
xxxFENOMENxxx > I HATE U!!!!!
xxxFENOMENxxx > BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emily123 > DOES ANBODY NO HOW DO GO TO ASROIDS I FORGOT
Tsai > BY PRESSING THE CAPS LOCK KEY.
Emily123 > when i press capslock it doesn't work
Tsai > BY PRESSING THE CAPS LOCK KEY.
Emily123 > when i press capslock it doesn't work
Siren Sylvanis > Why is it that a 21st century naval destroyer can mount a railgun which hits at 370km with pinpoint precision, while millenia into the future, a 9000-crew SPACE-FARING BATTLESHIP with guns DIRECTLY NEURALLY INTERFACTED INTO THE HUMAN BRAIN (i.e. better than any targeting computer out there) does 220km max if it sacrifices everything else from armor plates to maneuverability to crew bathroom facilities?
Zomiaen > You'd like to think that I haven't gotten my hand deeper into a girls pants then you have wouldn't you?
Mr Destruct > sisters dont count zom
Copine Callmeknau > Or cousins
Zomiaen > Ye need to be telling that to Marc
Marcathonas > Dude, my hand was so deep, that I was giving her a foot massage.
Mr Destruct > nah marc is brothers
Zomiaen > because she was neither a cousin, sister or family member in any way
Marcathonas > Pet dog eh?
Zomiaen > No, she was human, and quite cute too.
Marcathonas > thinking hard here
Marcathonas > OHHHHH
Marcathonas > your school dinner lady?
Marcathonas > No wait, your babysitter.
Zomiaen > She was also my age.
Zomiaen > Hmm, if I had a babysitter and he was hot, maybe.
Marcathonas > AHAHAHAHAH
Zomiaen > ...
Marcathonas > AHAHHAHAHAHA
Zomiaen > shit
Zomiaen > shit
Marcathonas > owned
Zomiaen > shit
Mr Destruct > lol
Zomiaen > shitshitshit
Marcathonas > TOTALLY FUCKING OWNED
Zomiaen > SHE
Zomiaen > SHEEEEE
Copine Callmeknau > lmao
Copine Callmeknau > hahahaha
Zomiaen > fuck, I will kill you if this ends up in omgrawr
Mr Destruct > sisters dont count zom
Copine Callmeknau > Or cousins
Zomiaen > Ye need to be telling that to Marc
Marcathonas > Dude, my hand was so deep, that I was giving her a foot massage.
Mr Destruct > nah marc is brothers
Zomiaen > because she was neither a cousin, sister or family member in any way
Marcathonas > Pet dog eh?
Zomiaen > No, she was human, and quite cute too.
Marcathonas > thinking hard here
Marcathonas > OHHHHH
Marcathonas > your school dinner lady?
Marcathonas > No wait, your babysitter.
Zomiaen > She was also my age.
Zomiaen > Hmm, if I had a babysitter and he was hot, maybe.
Marcathonas > AHAHAHAHAH
Zomiaen > ...
Marcathonas > AHAHHAHAHAHA
Zomiaen > shit
Zomiaen > shit
Marcathonas > owned
Zomiaen > shit
Mr Destruct > lol
Zomiaen > shitshitshit
Marcathonas > TOTALLY FUCKING OWNED
Zomiaen > SHE
Zomiaen > SHEEEEE
Copine Callmeknau > lmao
Copine Callmeknau > hahahaha
Zomiaen > fuck, I will kill you if this ends up in omgrawr
ScottyTheDockingManager > HERE'S SCOTTY!
Azia Burgi > OMFG!
Azia Burgi > POD HIM!!!!
ScottyTheDockingManager > Oh noes
Azia Burgi > /emote chases after scotty with a large pipe
ScottyTheDockingManager > YOU CAN'T UNDOCK
Azia Burgi > GAH!!!
ScottyTheDockingManager > YOU CAN'T UNDOCK
Azia Burgi > /emote beats scotty with aforementioned pipe
Azia Burgi > OMFG!
Azia Burgi > POD HIM!!!!
ScottyTheDockingManager > Oh noes
Azia Burgi > /emote chases after scotty with a large pipe
ScottyTheDockingManager > YOU CAN'T UNDOCK
Azia Burgi > GAH!!!
ScottyTheDockingManager > YOU CAN'T UNDOCK
Azia Burgi > /emote beats scotty with aforementioned pipe