Dewgong > thick and creamy ftw
Miyoko Asukai > now dewgong
Miyoko Asukai > i want you to think for just a moment
Miyoko Asukai > how that could be inturpeted the wrong way
Dewgong > ...
Dewgong > damnit
Dewgong > *facepalms*
Miyoko Asukai > *smirks quiet aggorangtly*
Dewgong > *glares*
Miyoko Asukai > *keeps smirking*
Miyoko Asukai > you said it
Miyoko Asukai > not me
Dewgong > I was talking about the mac and cheese!!
Miyoko Asukai > now dewgong
Miyoko Asukai > i want you to think for just a moment
Miyoko Asukai > how that could be inturpeted the wrong way
Dewgong > ...
Dewgong > damnit
Dewgong > *facepalms*
Miyoko Asukai > *smirks quiet aggorangtly*
Dewgong > *glares*
Miyoko Asukai > *keeps smirking*
Miyoko Asukai > you said it
Miyoko Asukai > not me
Dewgong > I was talking about the mac and cheese!!
Leonard Achana > The sansha invasions after Incursion are going to unleash some serious threadnoughts
Leonard Achana > highsec carebear newbs suddenly meeting advanced Sleeper AI npcs with WTFPWN dps
Leonard Achana > The ship losses will be epic, and the tears will be many
Leonard Achana > "Aggro? On my logistics??"
Leonard Achana > it's more likely than you think
Leonard Achana > highsec carebear newbs suddenly meeting advanced Sleeper AI npcs with WTFPWN dps
Leonard Achana > The ship losses will be epic, and the tears will be many
Leonard Achana > "Aggro? On my logistics??"
Leonard Achana > it's more likely than you think
Yukii Matasake > note to self dont trust someone elses fit to work for you without asking for an explanation
Valmarr Maktar > what was your fit ?
Korvix Valthonis > Webs in all the mid slots.
Korvix Valthonis > hes spider tanking >:3
Valmarr Maktar > what was your fit ?
Korvix Valthonis > Webs in all the mid slots.
Korvix Valthonis > hes spider tanking >:3
Shadow Phaze > ill deal with the cap rpoblems
Nashau > worse case scenario u get scrammed, ur comp crashes and u run out of cap and your popped...
Nashau > if not cap stable u'll have to wait for cap to recharge by turning off all the mods then to activate warp using next gate to next pocket losing time and losing time is losing isk
Judas II > worst case scenario, you get tied up to your chair while your house is on fire, and in your last dying moments you see you get scrammed, ur comp crashes and u run out of cap and your popped
Nashau > lol
Judas II > no wait
Phantomania > rofl
Nashau > a plane is on a collision course with ur house....
Phantomania > rlol
Nashau > but u are torn between leaving the pc
Judas II > worst case scenario, theres an earthquake and magma is purring into your mouth while you get tied up to your chair while your house is on fire, and in your last dying moments you see you get scrammed, ur comp crashes and u run out of cap and your popped
Nashau > worse case scenario u get scrammed, ur comp crashes and u run out of cap and your popped...
Nashau > if not cap stable u'll have to wait for cap to recharge by turning off all the mods then to activate warp using next gate to next pocket losing time and losing time is losing isk
Judas II > worst case scenario, you get tied up to your chair while your house is on fire, and in your last dying moments you see you get scrammed, ur comp crashes and u run out of cap and your popped
Nashau > lol
Judas II > no wait
Phantomania > rofl
Nashau > a plane is on a collision course with ur house....
Phantomania > rlol
Nashau > but u are torn between leaving the pc
Judas II > worst case scenario, theres an earthquake and magma is purring into your mouth while you get tied up to your chair while your house is on fire, and in your last dying moments you see you get scrammed, ur comp crashes and u run out of cap and your popped
Garet Mordhawk > TY Solvita
Meheh > SOLVITA DID IT YAY
Solvita > sry it took so long folks
Solvita > but the path was wrought with dangers
Solvita > and perils to freeze the mortal heart
Solvita > I faced Lions and tigers and neuts
Unholy GiT > ** farts **
Solvita > and farts
Meheh > He means he took several stops to watch porn.
Solvita > and porn
Unholy GiT > o the midget porn :(
Meheh > and spy on the young ladies next door
Meheh > cause he's old and creepy
Solvita > couldn't help it, the latest issue of drone lubers was out
Meheh > o.O
Meheh > SOLVITA DID IT YAY
Solvita > sry it took so long folks
Solvita > but the path was wrought with dangers
Solvita > and perils to freeze the mortal heart
Solvita > I faced Lions and tigers and neuts
Unholy GiT > ** farts **
Solvita > and farts
Meheh > He means he took several stops to watch porn.
Solvita > and porn
Unholy GiT > o the midget porn :(
Meheh > and spy on the young ladies next door
Meheh > cause he's old and creepy
Solvita > couldn't help it, the latest issue of drone lubers was out
Meheh > o.O
Obsidian Hawk > if you went blind from jerking it a lot, no one would be able to see eve
<Ulviirala> man, so embarrassing tonight
<Ulviirala> I was putting on wallpaper in my new place again
<Ulviirala> and at some point I needed to take a dump real bad
<Ulviirala> the bathroom looked just finished and ready to go but apparently it wasn't
<Ulviirala> the toilet leaked some water on the floor which at first I didn't notice
<Ulviirala> so my pants soaked up some of it
<Ulviirala> since I didn't expect anybody, I took them off and put them on the heater
<Ulviirala> I wear no underwear, you see
<Ulviirala> so I already met the guy who lives downstairs and by chance, he comes up to check on my progress and engage in some smalltalk
<Ulviirala> and I'm squatting in front of a wall flattening the wallapaper, with my penis dangling around and he's like "oh, I'm sorry"
<Ulviirala> before I finished saying "dude, I know how this looks like, but I got a damn plausible explaination for this!", he was gone
<Ulviirala> I was putting on wallpaper in my new place again
<Ulviirala> and at some point I needed to take a dump real bad
<Ulviirala> the bathroom looked just finished and ready to go but apparently it wasn't
<Ulviirala> the toilet leaked some water on the floor which at first I didn't notice
<Ulviirala> so my pants soaked up some of it
<Ulviirala> since I didn't expect anybody, I took them off and put them on the heater
<Ulviirala> I wear no underwear, you see
<Ulviirala> so I already met the guy who lives downstairs and by chance, he comes up to check on my progress and engage in some smalltalk
<Ulviirala> and I'm squatting in front of a wall flattening the wallapaper, with my penis dangling around and he's like "oh, I'm sorry"
<Ulviirala> before I finished saying "dude, I know how this looks like, but I got a damn plausible explaination for this!", he was gone
Salba > /emote thinks that banner ads that tell you to "Shoot three iPods to win an iPod Mini" or someshuch should send you an iPod with a gaping gunshot hole in the middle.
* Pallidum is upset about the SP thing.
<Pallidum> Because I think that I, with a 7 year old char, should have an advantage over everyone who's new at eve!
<Ulviirala> a 7yo char
<Ulviirala> already has had advantages
<Ulviirala> like, accumulating SP while the account was not subscribed and already having the learning skills trained (at least I hope you did)
<Barbaro55a> i allways stopped my account training when not subbed as i felt it was stealing
<Pallidum> Because I think that I, with a 7 year old char, should have an advantage over everyone who's new at eve!
<Ulviirala> a 7yo char
<Ulviirala> already has had advantages
<Ulviirala> like, accumulating SP while the account was not subscribed and already having the learning skills trained (at least I hope you did)
<Barbaro55a> i allways stopped my account training when not subbed as i felt it was stealing
Nancena'h > I went to the garden centre today and bought a Christmas Tree. The assistant asked me, "Will you be putting that up yourself?"
I replied, "No, you sick f**k. I'll be putting it up in my living room."
I replied, "No, you sick f**k. I'll be putting it up in my living room."