Krampus > i got a small dick, but im stil 6'5"
Zindzhi > I want a BS with the 'cane looks
jinjania > i want a machariel
Makkaz > i want a blowjob
jinjania > is that a frigate?
jinjania > i want a machariel
Makkaz > i want a blowjob
jinjania > is that a frigate?
Jawei > 2.5 mil....i got alot of sittin around molesting rocks to do
FT Cold > I think I'm going to make a PVP video.. except I won't use EVE as the source, I'll use ex-girlfriends...
James Copper > "And lo did the gods of darkness rise up, and swear, and cry out, 'Lo, see you not that these must be cheating, as they have pwned all our minions so repeatedly?' and then did Oveur reach for his holy nerf-bat...."
Kanarue Shinohara > The drones in my vexor (never used so far) are the Acolyte, Hammerhead, and Valkyrie. I don't think they're powerful enough in combat.
Theo Samaritan > that you inside me?
Azia Burgi > i made one of the worst EVER speako's in work today
Azia Burgi > wanna hear what happened?
Yurikko > yes
Azia Burgi > well i'd just read a naughty text off the other half then taken a call from a customer
Azia Burgi > so i was taking the order and the woman gave me the code for a shoe
Azia Burgi > an adjustable slip-on loafer shoe thing
Azia Burgi > i was only half paying attention to what i was doing
Azia Burgi > glanced at the item name and confirmed it to the customer as:
Azia Burgi > "so thats the adjustable strap-on, correct?"
Azia Burgi > i realised as soon as i said what i'd said
Azia Burgi > nearly died of embrassment
Azia Burgi > luckily the customer was an elderly woman who didn't hear me too well
Azia Burgi > wanna hear what happened?
Yurikko > yes
Azia Burgi > well i'd just read a naughty text off the other half then taken a call from a customer
Azia Burgi > so i was taking the order and the woman gave me the code for a shoe
Azia Burgi > an adjustable slip-on loafer shoe thing
Azia Burgi > i was only half paying attention to what i was doing
Azia Burgi > glanced at the item name and confirmed it to the customer as:
Azia Burgi > "so thats the adjustable strap-on, correct?"
Azia Burgi > i realised as soon as i said what i'd said
Azia Burgi > nearly died of embrassment
Azia Burgi > luckily the customer was an elderly woman who didn't hear me too well
Tareen Kashaar > abbreviating "disconnect" as "disco" gives a whole new meaning to disco-domis.
Vendrin > Why do you want a Basilisk?
Recusor > Because it sounds like its from Harry Potter or something.
Recusor > Because it sounds like its from Harry Potter or something.