HavvieG > /emote buttrapes Rachen's frozen corpse.
Tremedus Synara > Oy Havvie, I didn't know you were gay and a Necrophiliac
HavvieG > Trem- I only reserve it for people that really aggravate me.
Tremedus Synara > Ahhh so you're an angry gay necrophiliac
Tremedus Synara > Got it
Tremedus Synara > Oy Havvie, I didn't know you were gay and a Necrophiliac
HavvieG > Trem- I only reserve it for people that really aggravate me.
Tremedus Synara > Ahhh so you're an angry gay necrophiliac
Tremedus Synara > Got it
flashfresh > (linked McNoTo) --> betcha he's cloaked in a rapier and watching us...
DeathStar > prolly 5 km off me
flashfresh > probably masturbating at being so close to being found. it's his only excitement
DeathStar > prolly 5 km off me
flashfresh > probably masturbating at being so close to being found. it's his only excitement
Michan Yu> 300m m/s = 300k km/s
Kesper North > right sorry
Kesper North > i lost a few 0s in the dryer
Kesper North > right sorry
Kesper North > i lost a few 0s in the dryer
Lilla Kharn > nope but a speed tank is awesome
Kalan Ikuru > with the rig it'll do 188 dps in heat
Kalan Ikuru > this is true
Lilla Kharn > oh its in heat
Lilla Kharn > /emote gets ready to hump
cykri > lol
Lilla Kharn > im a humping machine
Lilla Kharn > just no women around
Lilla Kharn > so the raccoon outside has to do
Kalan Ikuru > with the rig it'll do 188 dps in heat
Kalan Ikuru > this is true
Lilla Kharn > oh its in heat
Lilla Kharn > /emote gets ready to hump
cykri > lol
Lilla Kharn > im a humping machine
Lilla Kharn > just no women around
Lilla Kharn > so the raccoon outside has to do
Sobe Power > do i look like an idiot?
Riya OniSenshi > do you really want me to answer that?
Sobe Power > ...
Riya OniSenshi > do you really want me to answer that?
Sobe Power > ...
<@Sham|Work> let's talk about boning thai hookers
<+cougem> never done it
<@Sham|Work> I am very much against this potentially penis-shriveling act
<@Sham|Work> as god only knows what festers in the average thai vagina
<+cougem> i would consider it only on the basis that itd be like a hilarious russian roulette
<+cougem> does (s)he have a dick/horrible disease?
<@Sham|Work> Who knows!
<solitude> You might get assraped and die of AIDS.
<solitude> :d
<@Sham|Work> yeah
<@Sham|Work> plus the whole "secret sausage" problem
<+cougem> getting raped by a hooker would be quite the compliment
<solitude> indeed
<+cougem> it's like, yes I know I do this all day as a job, and sex has probably been ruined for me, but I WANT YOU NOW
<+cougem> never done it
<@Sham|Work> I am very much against this potentially penis-shriveling act
<@Sham|Work> as god only knows what festers in the average thai vagina
<+cougem> i would consider it only on the basis that itd be like a hilarious russian roulette
<+cougem> does (s)he have a dick/horrible disease?
<@Sham|Work> Who knows!
<solitude> You might get assraped and die of AIDS.
<solitude> :d
<@Sham|Work> yeah
<@Sham|Work> plus the whole "secret sausage" problem
<+cougem> getting raped by a hooker would be quite the compliment
<solitude> indeed
<+cougem> it's like, yes I know I do this all day as a job, and sex has probably been ruined for me, but I WANT YOU NOW
Discrodia > Mjolnir Torpedo <3
SPACEMUTANT > WICKED!
SPACEMUTANT > lightsaber dildo
SPACEMUTANT > WICKED!
SPACEMUTANT > lightsaber dildo
<@sharigan> I dunno then
<@sharigan> he must be masturbating or something
<@sharigan> he does that ALOT
<@sharigan> like all the time
<@sharigan> he told me he had to go to the hospital for friction burns, he had compulsivly masturbated in his sleep and rubbed himself raw
<@sharigan> woke up with the sheet stuck to him in a puddle of dry blood and seamen
<~Karbowiak> you all suck
<@sharigan> hahaha
<@sharigan> I am really lol'ing
<@sharigan> lucky its just me here today
<~Karbowiak> :P
<~Karbowiak> its ok
<~Karbowiak> my friction burns have healed
<@sharigan> he must be masturbating or something
<@sharigan> he does that ALOT
<@sharigan> like all the time
<@sharigan> he told me he had to go to the hospital for friction burns, he had compulsivly masturbated in his sleep and rubbed himself raw
<@sharigan> woke up with the sheet stuck to him in a puddle of dry blood and seamen
<~Karbowiak> you all suck
<@sharigan> hahaha
<@sharigan> I am really lol'ing
<@sharigan> lucky its just me here today
<~Karbowiak> :P
<~Karbowiak> its ok
<~Karbowiak> my friction burns have healed
ShadowRWolf > omg
ShadowRWolf > ROFL
ShadowRWolf > fucking epic
ShadowRWolf > so im headed to the torr gate in my nub ship
ShadowRWolf > just doing my thing ya know, headed to jita
ShadowRWolf > and the campers we have been steem rolling all day are still there
ShadowRWolf > so i go...
ShadowRWolf > ShadowRWolf > time to woop yalls asses agen
ShadowRWolf > ShadowRWolf > ever going to run outa ships
ShadowRWolf > and they all run away
ShadowRWolf > just gone
ShadowRWolf > ROFL
ShadowRWolf > and im in a noob ship
ShadowRWolf > ROFL
ShadowRWolf > fucking epic
ShadowRWolf > so im headed to the torr gate in my nub ship
ShadowRWolf > just doing my thing ya know, headed to jita
ShadowRWolf > and the campers we have been steem rolling all day are still there
ShadowRWolf > so i go...
ShadowRWolf > ShadowRWolf > time to woop yalls asses agen
ShadowRWolf > ShadowRWolf > ever going to run outa ships
ShadowRWolf > and they all run away
ShadowRWolf > just gone
ShadowRWolf > ROFL
ShadowRWolf > and im in a noob ship
Verx Interis > anything important going on?
Xander Telcontar > Define important :)
Verx Interis > You masturbating is not important
Xander Telcontar > Then I never do anything important
Verx Interis > I didn't think so
Crashlog > ROFL
Rudlls > morons
Rudlls > masturbations is most sacred
Crashlog > verx thinks it's unimportant
Rudlls > verx is a virgin moron :p
Verx Interis > No, just Xander masturbating is unimportant
Rudlls > ah that I can agree on
Xander Telcontar > It is kind of important to me
Xander Telcontar > Define important :)
Verx Interis > You masturbating is not important
Xander Telcontar > Then I never do anything important
Verx Interis > I didn't think so
Crashlog > ROFL
Rudlls > morons
Rudlls > masturbations is most sacred
Crashlog > verx thinks it's unimportant
Rudlls > verx is a virgin moron :p
Verx Interis > No, just Xander masturbating is unimportant
Rudlls > ah that I can agree on
Xander Telcontar > It is kind of important to me