Yukiko Ume > NOW I know what you're all on about!
Vendrin > ....
Vendrin > Crap. She found corp chat.
Vendrin > ....
Vendrin > Crap. She found corp chat.
Vanzer > I look at him, like, "what?" and he says "The head branch called, and they want you to move out there, and do the same job your doing now, but for an insane amount of money."
Usagi Tsukino > How insane is the amount? We talking Jim Carrey insane or Crazy Eddies used cars insane?
Usagi Tsukino > How insane is the amount? We talking Jim Carrey insane or Crazy Eddies used cars insane?
sereta > let's roleplay, i'll be the husband and you can be the wife
sereta > make me a samich!
Oriy > can i be the man on the side that the wife is having an affair with?
sereta > have you started the raid yet manny?
Wierd Beard > Blah blah blah. You don't make enough money. Brad my old boyfriend is a doctor
Oriy > im brad and were fucking
Wierd Beard > Oh you want a threesome? Let's call Brad
Oriy > yes yes im here yes?
Oriy > lol
sereta > shut up, what in the hell are you doing out of the kitchen anyways?
Wierd Beard > So, my girlfriends bought me this strap on. You like the internet right?
Skoda Zek > nooooooooo... no strap ons.. no no no no no
Skoda Zek > ky jelly ok, dildos and strap ons noooooooooo
Wierd Beard > Kitchen? Thats a four letter word in my family. You're supposed to be taking care of me, like the princess that I am!
Wierd Beard > WAAAAH! I'm calling mother!
sereta > do you prefer them to vibrate then skoda?
Wierd Beard > Brad is taking me out to dinner. If you don't like it, lump it. :P
Skoda Zek > Saving that quote wb "Weird Beard > You're supposed to be taking care of me, like the princess that i am!" your never going to live that one down
Wierd Beard > We're "just friends"
sereta > it's ok, i'm porkin your sister
Wierd Beard > oh god...OMGRAWR here I come
sereta > and your mother......
sereta > and your grandmother.....
sereta > and your 2 gay uncles
sereta > make me a samich!
Oriy > can i be the man on the side that the wife is having an affair with?
sereta > have you started the raid yet manny?
Wierd Beard > Blah blah blah. You don't make enough money. Brad my old boyfriend is a doctor
Oriy > im brad and were fucking
Wierd Beard > Oh you want a threesome? Let's call Brad
Oriy > yes yes im here yes?
Oriy > lol
sereta > shut up, what in the hell are you doing out of the kitchen anyways?
Wierd Beard > So, my girlfriends bought me this strap on. You like the internet right?
Skoda Zek > nooooooooo... no strap ons.. no no no no no
Skoda Zek > ky jelly ok, dildos and strap ons noooooooooo
Wierd Beard > Kitchen? Thats a four letter word in my family. You're supposed to be taking care of me, like the princess that I am!
Wierd Beard > WAAAAH! I'm calling mother!
sereta > do you prefer them to vibrate then skoda?
Wierd Beard > Brad is taking me out to dinner. If you don't like it, lump it. :P
Skoda Zek > Saving that quote wb "Weird Beard > You're supposed to be taking care of me, like the princess that i am!" your never going to live that one down
Wierd Beard > We're "just friends"
sereta > it's ok, i'm porkin your sister
Wierd Beard > oh god...OMGRAWR here I come
sereta > and your mother......
sereta > and your grandmother.....
sereta > and your 2 gay uncles
EVE System > Channel changed to Rens Local Channel
Sgt Robbo > there sint a bone in the pubic area
stockpvptoon > to get inside you need a very narrow instrument
Sgt Robbo > its a blood vessel
Evanns Rosa > the trauma caused by a punch to the dick is about the same impact as tight pussy
stockpvptoon > a fist does not qualify
Hiro Endgame > oh, you mean up the urethra? is that the term?
Morton Natrum > i don't even wanna know how you guys ended up talking about this....
Sgt Robbo > there sint a bone in the pubic area
stockpvptoon > to get inside you need a very narrow instrument
Sgt Robbo > its a blood vessel
Evanns Rosa > the trauma caused by a punch to the dick is about the same impact as tight pussy
stockpvptoon > a fist does not qualify
Hiro Endgame > oh, you mean up the urethra? is that the term?
Morton Natrum > i don't even wanna know how you guys ended up talking about this....
Purkle > i've got an "imicus"
Aqautica > there's a cream for that
Aqautica > there's a cream for that
Frank Horrigan > How would you pernounce, Zelfarios Kashnostramus?
Grettir > very carefully
Grettir > very carefully
Shintoko Akahoshi > Don't worry, you won't feel a thing
Davien Kaahtt > Yeah, but there is just something wrong with knowing nooey is buggering a dead me
Nooey > If loving your corpse is wrong
Nooey > I don't wanna be right
Davien Kaahtt > Yeah, but there is just something wrong with knowing nooey is buggering a dead me
Nooey > If loving your corpse is wrong
Nooey > I don't wanna be right
Beloved deLove > im doin out posts any hints?
Whiro Teiuq > Eh? Outposts?
Beloved deLove > drones and sansha and the like
Whiro Teiuq > Mm.. aside from damage types and so forth, I just barrel in, guns blazing. Soon all is wrought with carnage, until I finally succumb to my numerous structural wounds, and explode in a fiery cataclysm, scorching the sector with my atomic afterglow.
Whiro Teiuq > It's the American way, abby.
Whiro Teiuq > ...*baby.
Whiro Teiuq > That ruined my whole yankee rant.
Beloved deLove > i love it
Whiro Teiuq > You and your dry English wit.
DoctorBluee > :)
Whiro Teiuq > Eh? Outposts?
Beloved deLove > drones and sansha and the like
Whiro Teiuq > Mm.. aside from damage types and so forth, I just barrel in, guns blazing. Soon all is wrought with carnage, until I finally succumb to my numerous structural wounds, and explode in a fiery cataclysm, scorching the sector with my atomic afterglow.
Whiro Teiuq > It's the American way, abby.
Whiro Teiuq > ...*baby.
Whiro Teiuq > That ruined my whole yankee rant.
Beloved deLove > i love it
Whiro Teiuq > You and your dry English wit.
DoctorBluee > :)
<Irimi_Nage> if you really want a big payout
<Irimi_Nage> just convo Dark Shikari
<Irimi_Nage> and be like "I have an IPO"
<Irimi_Nage> just convo Dark Shikari
<Irimi_Nage> and be like "I have an IPO"
Leon 026 > lol, took that crusader into hull in 3 volleys
Revan Neferis > lol
Tetsukai > Poor little crusader, just a little ship trying to get by in a big ship world.
Leon 026 > but im in a crow :(
Tetsukai > Yeah, but a crow is useful. Big difference.
Revan Neferis > come on Tet, you love intys
Tetsukai > Yes I do.
Tetsukai > I love them so much, it's kind of creepy.
Revan Neferis > :)
Leon 026 > I dont fly anything other than crows
Tetsukai > Though know I rub my naughty parts on Flycatchers.
Tetsukai > Which are like Interceptors on steroids with rabies.
Leon 026 > crow is cooler :)
Leon 026 > mmmm external rocket pods and that sleek design
Sydious > with toothpick cockpit
Leon 026 > with a badass orange-colored canopy
Tetsukai > And cheers to the Caldari for finally having the balls to make black ships.
Revan Neferis > lol
Leon 026 > the crow is sex. Dont let anyone tell you otherwise.
Tetsukai > Yes it is.
Tetsukai > But the Flycatcher is monkey sex with twelve supermodels.
Leon 026 > haha
Leon 026 > not sure i'd fly one
Tetsukai > It would be fifteen supermodels, but Flycatcher is such a terrible name that some of the honeys ain't havin' it, as the kids say.
Leon 026 > haha
Leon 026 > its a pimp ride though
Leon 026 > but the crow.... the pure agility on this thing.... *drools*
Tetsukai > Yeah, she moves well.
Leon 026 > and dances like she's on ecstasy
Revan Neferis > hummm that was hot
Revan Neferis > lol
Tetsukai > Poor little crusader, just a little ship trying to get by in a big ship world.
Leon 026 > but im in a crow :(
Tetsukai > Yeah, but a crow is useful. Big difference.
Revan Neferis > come on Tet, you love intys
Tetsukai > Yes I do.
Tetsukai > I love them so much, it's kind of creepy.
Revan Neferis > :)
Leon 026 > I dont fly anything other than crows
Tetsukai > Though know I rub my naughty parts on Flycatchers.
Tetsukai > Which are like Interceptors on steroids with rabies.
Leon 026 > crow is cooler :)
Leon 026 > mmmm external rocket pods and that sleek design
Sydious > with toothpick cockpit
Leon 026 > with a badass orange-colored canopy
Tetsukai > And cheers to the Caldari for finally having the balls to make black ships.
Revan Neferis > lol
Leon 026 > the crow is sex. Dont let anyone tell you otherwise.
Tetsukai > Yes it is.
Tetsukai > But the Flycatcher is monkey sex with twelve supermodels.
Leon 026 > haha
Leon 026 > not sure i'd fly one
Tetsukai > It would be fifteen supermodels, but Flycatcher is such a terrible name that some of the honeys ain't havin' it, as the kids say.
Leon 026 > haha
Leon 026 > its a pimp ride though
Leon 026 > but the crow.... the pure agility on this thing.... *drools*
Tetsukai > Yeah, she moves well.
Leon 026 > and dances like she's on ecstasy
Revan Neferis > hummm that was hot