Fifinella > Hm. Has anyone realised that we could decorate our christmas trees with Sansha ships?
Fifinella > "Deck the halls with Sansha's Reavers, tralalalala la lal lal laa..."
Fifinella > "Deck the halls with Sansha's Reavers, tralalalala la lal lal laa..."
<Levin> do you have a racing wheel for the pc?
<Sadist> <-- has a racing wheel
<Levin> :|
<Levin> you fail life
<Levin> you could like
<Levin> buy a real car
<Sadist> Levin
<Sadist> like
<Sadist> I already have a real car
<Sadist> :
<Levin> :/
<Levin> does it run on the tears of emo children that you torture in the trunk?
<Sadist> sometimes
<Levin> awesome
<Sadist> only when Pall and Vex are around
<Sadist> ;
<Levin> I GET 700MILES TO THE PALLANTRE
<Levin> IN MY GRIEFMOBILE
<Sadist> <-- has a racing wheel
<Levin> :|
<Levin> you fail life
<Levin> you could like
<Levin> buy a real car
<Sadist> Levin
<Sadist> like
<Sadist> I already have a real car
<Sadist> :
<Levin> :/
<Levin> does it run on the tears of emo children that you torture in the trunk?
<Sadist> sometimes
<Levin> awesome
<Sadist> only when Pall and Vex are around
<Sadist> ;
<Levin> I GET 700MILES TO THE PALLANTRE
<Levin> IN MY GRIEFMOBILE
<+El-Diablito> iFragged
<+El-Diablito> if you accept a freeform
<+El-Diablito> it is a scam
<+El-Diablito> you -cannot- transfer an item trough freeform
< iFragged> yeah, thats what I figured out too
<+El-Diablito> you can only say "i promise i'll give you this shit later"
<+El-Diablito> so
<+El-Diablito> you got scammed?
< iFragged> nope
<+El-Diablito> If in doubt
<+El-Diablito> ask me
<+El-Diablito> <--scammer
< iFragged> :D
<+El-Diablito> if you accept a freeform
<+El-Diablito> it is a scam
<+El-Diablito> you -cannot- transfer an item trough freeform
< iFragged> yeah, thats what I figured out too
<+El-Diablito> you can only say "i promise i'll give you this shit later"
<+El-Diablito> so
<+El-Diablito> you got scammed?
< iFragged> nope
<+El-Diablito> If in doubt
<+El-Diablito> ask me
<+El-Diablito> <--scammer
< iFragged> :D
Rah Magnus > nah i am dislexic and had a crapy spelling teachers and never took typing class
Straith > Heh
Straith > Can I crack dyslexic jokes?
Rah Magnus > shure
Straith > I have a really good one...
Straith > Two dyslexicx in the back of a car
Straith > One says "Can you smell petrol?"
Straith > The other says "Smell petrol? I can't even smell my own name!"
Straith > Heh
Straith > Can I crack dyslexic jokes?
Rah Magnus > shure
Straith > I have a really good one...
Straith > Two dyslexicx in the back of a car
Straith > One says "Can you smell petrol?"
Straith > The other says "Smell petrol? I can't even smell my own name!"
Rococho Ranger > wat happened to the carpets i ordered?
Brutus Salazaar > Errr...
kim33 > lol
Azuse > *cough*
Brutus Salazaar > /emote points to the shag rug near the fire place..... I traded them in
Fistsandwich > Harder to clean RR, especially liquids
Azuse > carpet burn, you understand
Brutus Salazaar > It was a fantastic 1000 to 1 deal
Jheroloy Ayryon > Our trade expert...
Rococho Ranger > 80,000 square feet of carpet.... for one rug ?
Brutus Salazaar > Its a extra special special rug
Azuse > itll see more use...
Gkarr Tarawanaka > Brutus died it pink and glued it to the exterior of his Phallus
Rococho Ranger > ok brutus, but i'm not explaining it at the next management meeting
Brutus Salazaar > Mohair, or lama hair or somethin... feels synthetic though, like .... Polyester, static is a bitch on it though
Brutus Salazaar > hehe
Jheroloy Ayryon > I got some of those
Brutus Salazaar > But it is quite allot of phun rubbing any hairy part of your body over it and watching it stand on end....
kim33 > BRUTUS
Brutus Salazaar > WHAT?
Brutus Salazaar > :)=
Agustus Caesar > lmao
Rococho Ranger > ok end that line of thought right NOW!
Brutus Salazaar > hehe
kim33 > you are hopeless ;)
Jheroloy Ayryon > And that's why we all love you.
Brutus Salazaar > /emote points to the room in general - YOU are the ones with the dirty minds, I just have the map
Brutus Salazaar > Errr...
kim33 > lol
Azuse > *cough*
Brutus Salazaar > /emote points to the shag rug near the fire place..... I traded them in
Fistsandwich > Harder to clean RR, especially liquids
Azuse > carpet burn, you understand
Brutus Salazaar > It was a fantastic 1000 to 1 deal
Jheroloy Ayryon > Our trade expert...
Rococho Ranger > 80,000 square feet of carpet.... for one rug ?
Brutus Salazaar > Its a extra special special rug
Azuse > itll see more use...
Gkarr Tarawanaka > Brutus died it pink and glued it to the exterior of his Phallus
Rococho Ranger > ok brutus, but i'm not explaining it at the next management meeting
Brutus Salazaar > Mohair, or lama hair or somethin... feels synthetic though, like .... Polyester, static is a bitch on it though
Brutus Salazaar > hehe
Jheroloy Ayryon > I got some of those
Brutus Salazaar > But it is quite allot of phun rubbing any hairy part of your body over it and watching it stand on end....
kim33 > BRUTUS
Brutus Salazaar > WHAT?
Brutus Salazaar > :)=
Agustus Caesar > lmao
Rococho Ranger > ok end that line of thought right NOW!
Brutus Salazaar > hehe
kim33 > you are hopeless ;)
Jheroloy Ayryon > And that's why we all love you.
Brutus Salazaar > /emote points to the room in general - YOU are the ones with the dirty minds, I just have the map
Azuse > my life just got better :)
Jheroloy Ayryon > WHy?
Azuse > im in a system with one gate
Jheroloy Ayryon > lol
Azuse > and 18 hostile cruisers just logged off outside
Agustus Caesar > lol
Jheroloy Ayryon > Give'em hell...
Azuse > /emote starts writing his will
Jheroloy Ayryon > /emote wants the golden pocket watch!
Azuse > /emote start scoring jheroloy off the list..
Jheroloy Ayryon > D'oh...
Azuse > >:D
Jheroloy Ayryon > /emote is injecting laxative into Azuse's pod ectoplasm
Jheroloy Ayryon > WHy?
Azuse > im in a system with one gate
Jheroloy Ayryon > lol
Azuse > and 18 hostile cruisers just logged off outside
Agustus Caesar > lol
Jheroloy Ayryon > Give'em hell...
Azuse > /emote starts writing his will
Jheroloy Ayryon > /emote wants the golden pocket watch!
Azuse > /emote start scoring jheroloy off the list..
Jheroloy Ayryon > D'oh...
Azuse > >:D
Jheroloy Ayryon > /emote is injecting laxative into Azuse's pod ectoplasm
Flashover > fools on the forums are trying to get DEVs to give us corpse luanchers for xmas
Spawny > ohh what the hell gimme 10 more tickets ^^
Omega87 > /emote sighs
Omega87 > why?
RozKoz > ehh - prolly something new :P snowman TITAN :P
Omega87 > nah, Christmas light rigs
Omega87 > o/
DJTaxiGirl > lol
Heliocon > lol
RozKoz > yaa - LIGH RIGS ftw
Spawny > lmao!
Warforged Titan > I think im going to start an EGA group on eve..... Eve Gambers Anon. :)
Omega87 > they could be used for PVP, to blind foes, or cause siezures
Heliocon > hahaha
Spawny > LOL
Omega87 > it could work
RozKoz > 5% chance of fuse failure and ur ship goes dark :P
Spawny > ohh what the hell gimme 10 more tickets ^^
Omega87 > /emote sighs
Omega87 > why?
RozKoz > ehh - prolly something new :P snowman TITAN :P
Omega87 > nah, Christmas light rigs
Omega87 > o/
DJTaxiGirl > lol
Heliocon > lol
RozKoz > yaa - LIGH RIGS ftw
Spawny > lmao!
Warforged Titan > I think im going to start an EGA group on eve..... Eve Gambers Anon. :)
Omega87 > they could be used for PVP, to blind foes, or cause siezures
Heliocon > hahaha
Spawny > LOL
Omega87 > it could work
RozKoz > 5% chance of fuse failure and ur ship goes dark :P
<hippoking> fucking hell, I never thought I'd find it this hard to be mean to someone
<hippoking> it's be like kicking a retarded puppy
<hippoking> I'm turning into doctor fucking phil
<hippoking> screw this, I'm going to go pod someone who doesn't deserve it
<hippoking> and then laugh
<hippoking> it's be like kicking a retarded puppy
<hippoking> I'm turning into doctor fucking phil
<hippoking> screw this, I'm going to go pod someone who doesn't deserve it
<hippoking> and then laugh
Anatolus Kaldar > dirty gallente are not giving me any salvage
bullnard > HEY!!! I take offence to tha.....oh, nm
bandook2 > so give some salvage to kaldar
Anatolus Kaldar > lol
Anatolus Kaldar > maybe louder they are not listening
bandook2 > just shoot them with dirty caldari missiles to get there attention
bullnard > ouch
Anatolus Kaldar > i use hot laser and they all stopped crying now
bullnard > you melted them....
bullnard > cant cry if your a pool of goo
Anatolus Kaldar > :) you got it
Sha'Uri Dark > hehe reminds me of a CSI epsoide where they found a dead guy inside a waterproof buffle bag in the desert. they litterly poured him out of it
bullnard > mmmm. well it is lunch time now.
Nimitz Terre > Who's up for protein shakes?
bullnard > HEY!!! I take offence to tha.....oh, nm
bandook2 > so give some salvage to kaldar
Anatolus Kaldar > lol
Anatolus Kaldar > maybe louder they are not listening
bandook2 > just shoot them with dirty caldari missiles to get there attention
bullnard > ouch
Anatolus Kaldar > i use hot laser and they all stopped crying now
bullnard > you melted them....
bullnard > cant cry if your a pool of goo
Anatolus Kaldar > :) you got it
Sha'Uri Dark > hehe reminds me of a CSI epsoide where they found a dead guy inside a waterproof buffle bag in the desert. they litterly poured him out of it
bullnard > mmmm. well it is lunch time now.
Nimitz Terre > Who's up for protein shakes?
NGTM1R > I'm always afraid those minnie gates will blow up or fall apart or something while I'm in mid-jump, and I'll end up scattered in little pieces between systems.
Jack Folstam > i'm always afraid the caldari gates will give me a seizure and the gallente gates will try to molest me and the amarr gates will try to torture me
Jack Folstam > i'm always afraid the caldari gates will give me a seizure and the gallente gates will try to molest me and the amarr gates will try to torture me