Centrada > last week, my wife joking asked me "if it came down to Veto and me, who would you choose?" my reply was "I love you dearly, baby, but you can't pilot an interceptor for shit"
DeeeBo > o/
Tisme Umid > o/
jih chop > Peoples!
jih chop > Peoples am heres!
jih chop > YAY!
jih chop > also. o/
DeeeBo > hello
jih chop > hi!
jih chop > ok guys
jih chop > I have a serious problem that I need your help/advice with
Tisme Umid > i`m listernibg
Tisme Umid > listerning*
jih chop > I have 2 bisuits left, but only enough gravy for one
jih chop > *biscuits
jih chop > and by biscuit I mean of course, BISCUIT! not a friggin cookie!
Tisme Umid > " The American Language" = Like English only wrong
DeeeBo > nope, we just made it better =)
jih chop > the English language, archaic and obsolete, the american language, evolved to perfection
jih chop > an example:
jih chop > the guy who cuts you off in traffic: asshole
Tisme Umid > Unfortuanatly the word is spelt ARSE
Tisme Umid > always was always will
Tisme Umid > :P
jih chop > the politician who just raised your taxes so his brother's-in-law construction company can build you county/territory/area a new bridge it doesn't need: asshole
jih chop > the present, former, and future president: asshole
jih chop > etc etc etc
jih chop > but not you folks
Tisme Umid > lol
jih chop > you have tosser
jih chop > wanker
jih chop > git
jih chop > limey
jih chop > chav
Tisme Umid > yank
jih chop > ROFL ROFL ROFL
DeeeBo > so what's a yankee?
jih chop > well done
Tisme Umid > o/
jih chop > Peoples!
jih chop > Peoples am heres!
jih chop > YAY!
jih chop > also. o/
DeeeBo > hello
jih chop > hi!
jih chop > ok guys
jih chop > I have a serious problem that I need your help/advice with
Tisme Umid > i`m listernibg
Tisme Umid > listerning*
jih chop > I have 2 bisuits left, but only enough gravy for one
jih chop > *biscuits
jih chop > and by biscuit I mean of course, BISCUIT! not a friggin cookie!
Tisme Umid > " The American Language" = Like English only wrong
DeeeBo > nope, we just made it better =)
jih chop > the English language, archaic and obsolete, the american language, evolved to perfection
jih chop > an example:
jih chop > the guy who cuts you off in traffic: asshole
Tisme Umid > Unfortuanatly the word is spelt ARSE
Tisme Umid > always was always will
Tisme Umid > :P
jih chop > the politician who just raised your taxes so his brother's-in-law construction company can build you county/territory/area a new bridge it doesn't need: asshole
jih chop > the present, former, and future president: asshole
jih chop > etc etc etc
jih chop > but not you folks
Tisme Umid > lol
jih chop > you have tosser
jih chop > wanker
jih chop > git
jih chop > limey
jih chop > chav
Tisme Umid > yank
jih chop > ROFL ROFL ROFL
DeeeBo > so what's a yankee?
jih chop > well done
Wee Girl > I dont think 5 berserkers will help you very much against a 50+ blob of reds
Wee Girl > unless of course you jet them in a can and shout "GUISE THE OFFICER LOOT IS IN THE CAN!!111" in local while running
Wee Girl > unless of course you jet them in a can and shout "GUISE THE OFFICER LOOT IS IN THE CAN!!111" in local while running
Niraia > it will be my eve birthday a week today
Niraia > and after 5 years, i saw someone talk in constellation chat for the first time today
Niraia > [20:45:56] No PickMii > You all suck fuck you!
Niraia > and after 5 years, i saw someone talk in constellation chat for the first time today
Niraia > [20:45:56] No PickMii > You all suck fuck you!
Mr_M > meh... I need to reboot a computer, but I don't want to
Mr_M > Woho! Hotswapping
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Mr_M > Nope.... couldn't hotswap that computer
Larg_Kellein > yeah, we noticed
Mr_M > Woho! Hotswapping
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Mr_M > Nope.... couldn't hotswap that computer
Larg_Kellein > yeah, we noticed
Hayliel > I want to make a micro blogging site for lesbians called clitter.
Needsleep000 > so i have come into a large piece of chocolate
Needsleep000 > been given sounds better
Needsleep000 > i want to change my statement
Needsleep000 > i have been givne a large peice of chocolate
Needsleep000 > anyway
Needsleep000 > how are you
Needsleep000 > how about them red sox
Jackson Cree > what you do with chocolate is between you and the chocolate
Jackson Cree > as long as you are not providing a gooey nuget center then its all good
Needsleep000 > been given sounds better
Needsleep000 > i want to change my statement
Needsleep000 > i have been givne a large peice of chocolate
Needsleep000 > anyway
Needsleep000 > how are you
Needsleep000 > how about them red sox
Jackson Cree > what you do with chocolate is between you and the chocolate
Jackson Cree > as long as you are not providing a gooey nuget center then its all good
Dantes Wolf > anyone ever gave some thought to our neighbouring system?
Dantes Wolf > imo, the guys at CCP gets what they need lol
Dantes Wolf > L-1hkr
Dantes Wolf > Lone Hooker
Dantes Wolf > lol
Dantes Wolf > the constellation looks like a dick too xD
Dantes Wolf > imo, the guys at CCP gets what they need lol
Dantes Wolf > L-1hkr
Dantes Wolf > Lone Hooker
Dantes Wolf > lol
Dantes Wolf > the constellation looks like a dick too xD
Tiberius Wenchel > No one ever answered my semen question.
Uraniae Fehrnah > ....semen question?
Morwen Lagann > Tib, ask your Vegan Shaman or whatever you guys go to for guidance :p
Tiberius Wenchel > I'm not a vegan.
Morwen Lagann > ... Okay, ask a vegan shaman, etc.
Tiberius Wenchel > I have considered it though, and would like to know if I would be able to swallow semen.
Louella Dougans > it's probably ok
Kalaratiri > It's all natural!
Repentence Tyrathlion > /emote is a vegan and has been asked this before
Morwen Lagann > lmao
Louella Dougans > the logical extension of it not being OK would be the extinction of humanity
Alizabeth Vea > Whoa
Norrin Ellis > This conversation has turned kinda gross.
Alizabeth Vea > full stop
Repentence Tyrathlion > I never bothered to work out an answer, mind.
Louella Dougans > cos of mulk
Louella Dougans > anywayz
Tiberius Wenchel > I think probably no, unless it was your own.
Uraniae Fehrnah > ....semen question?
Morwen Lagann > Tib, ask your Vegan Shaman or whatever you guys go to for guidance :p
Tiberius Wenchel > I'm not a vegan.
Morwen Lagann > ... Okay, ask a vegan shaman, etc.
Tiberius Wenchel > I have considered it though, and would like to know if I would be able to swallow semen.
Louella Dougans > it's probably ok
Kalaratiri > It's all natural!
Repentence Tyrathlion > /emote is a vegan and has been asked this before
Morwen Lagann > lmao
Louella Dougans > the logical extension of it not being OK would be the extinction of humanity
Alizabeth Vea > Whoa
Norrin Ellis > This conversation has turned kinda gross.
Alizabeth Vea > full stop
Repentence Tyrathlion > I never bothered to work out an answer, mind.
Louella Dougans > cos of mulk
Louella Dougans > anywayz
Tiberius Wenchel > I think probably no, unless it was your own.
Uraniae Fehrnah > Besides, I don't want to go on Sisi and find out that made my boobs bigger or something
Ghost Hunter > slave uranium235, report to genetic repurposing to correct your errantly functioning mammaries
Ghost Hunter > . _ .
Kybernetes Moros > the Integrator will correct this issue
Kybernetes Moros > hold still, remain calm
Degen Sankriga > Please try not to make any sharp moves of give off the sense that you are fearful when near The Integrator... Please.
Uraniae Fehrnah > My mammaries are fine just the way they are!
Kybernetes Moros > Sansha disagrees.
Uraniae Fehrnah > Says you. I've believe it when he says it to me himself.
Kybernetes Moros > and then the big reveal
Kybernetes Moros > Kyber is Sansha
Ghost Hunter > /emote tweets kuvakei to log on
Uraniae Fehrnah > If some of you had your way no doubt there would be spikes coming out of them...
Ghost Hunter > "yes, bossman, I need you to inform a female character their mammaries need to be repurposed. yes i'm serious"
Ghost Hunter > maybe this is why they ignore me
Ghost Hunter > I may have to delete myself from embarrassment if kuvakei really logged on for that
Degen Sankriga > -
* Sansha Kuvakei > Ghost Hunter, my Son, come here and I'll tell you a story about not messing with Daddy's Mailbox.
Ghost Hunter > look just because I send reports every month...
Ghost Hunter > slave uranium235, report to genetic repurposing to correct your errantly functioning mammaries
Ghost Hunter > . _ .
Kybernetes Moros > the Integrator will correct this issue
Kybernetes Moros > hold still, remain calm
Degen Sankriga > Please try not to make any sharp moves of give off the sense that you are fearful when near The Integrator... Please.
Uraniae Fehrnah > My mammaries are fine just the way they are!
Kybernetes Moros > Sansha disagrees.
Uraniae Fehrnah > Says you. I've believe it when he says it to me himself.
Kybernetes Moros > and then the big reveal
Kybernetes Moros > Kyber is Sansha
Ghost Hunter > /emote tweets kuvakei to log on
Uraniae Fehrnah > If some of you had your way no doubt there would be spikes coming out of them...
Ghost Hunter > "yes, bossman, I need you to inform a female character their mammaries need to be repurposed. yes i'm serious"
Ghost Hunter > maybe this is why they ignore me
Ghost Hunter > I may have to delete myself from embarrassment if kuvakei really logged on for that
Degen Sankriga > -
* Sansha Kuvakei > Ghost Hunter, my Son, come here and I'll tell you a story about not messing with Daddy's Mailbox.
Ghost Hunter > look just because I send reports every month...