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* Aristox is confsued
Jarno > nvm
ormondroid > that's the -3
intelligence implant kicking in
Jarno > lol
Jastra > lol
Vampire Pacaman > Why that
rats running out from me?
Aristox > u look like a cat?
Vampire Pacaman > :) Maybe
Aristox > or cause ur called
pacman
Aristox > and they aint as
stupid as the ghosts
<Levin> SILENCE!
* moocifer sets mode: +b Levin!*@*
(Daakkon) tell him [DjNeWt] i'll give him sexual pleasures if he unbans me :P
Xanthe Poni > we went to play in dastryns last night
Xanthe Poni > was hoping we weren't killing your alts
Kaelarian > I'm sure they'd have said something
Xanthe Poni > lol
Xanthe Poni > they did
Xanthe Poni > GF
Mizhara Del'thul > Ever hear of the southern Norwegian that came up north to study us <northern norwegians>?
Mizhara Del'thul > He lived with us for six months, studying our ways and so on.
Mizhara Del'thul > So at around the six month mark, he kind of nervously sidled up to me and asked all casual like about women.
Mizhara Del'thul > "Oh, they're waiting at the coast for us to bring the meat. They're cleaning clothes at the only water that's not frozen at the moment, the sea."
Mizhara Del'thul > So he asked... how we handled life without women.
Mizhara Del'thul > "ooooh" I said, winking and nudging him to make sure he knew I understood. "Oh, we just go take one of the reindeer, you know." "What?!" he said. "It's true... but if you don't believe me, enjoy "ms right", man."
Mizhara Del'thul > Another month passes, he asks again, gets the same reply.
Mizhara Del'thul > After three more months, he finally goes "Okay, but you better not be joking, you asshole". I encourage him and he goes for the reindeer.
Mizhara Del'thul > As he finally slips off his pants and slips into something more comfortable... I of course start laughing hard.
Mizhara Del'thul > He pulls out, turns around in a fury. "I told you not to joke with me!". "Oh, I didn't..." I said.
Mizhara Del'thul > But for fuck's sake, you chose Simla. The ugliest fucking reindeer in the country.
Jonas Vinthyn > A friendly blue just asked me if the next system was clear. I didn't answer him because his name was XBox360clock and thats just retarded.
Silas> with regards playing Eve, if I had applied the exact same amount of time and money on a personal trainer and regimen, I would look like King Leonidas
Raven Karrde > sir second life? what is this you speak of?
Raven Karrde > for me i have regular nightmares of this life of "work" in an office i think they call it... but when i wake up i hug my mining lasers and forget the pain
Javonite > lol
Scarcus > i prefer to hug my strippers...
Yyrkoon > your 25mm staple gun strikes "the boss" <idiot> [overpaid] perfectly., wrecking for YOUREFIRED damage
Javonite > I've heard those nightmares comes from glitches when you get podded
and the brainwave patterns are transferred to the clone.
lighthand > any1 interested in my latest cockup?
Shadeh > yes
Shadeh > :)
Jack Brimstone > go on then :)
topman324 > yeah, lets have a laugh :)
* Shadeh gets the popcorn out again
lighthand > just travveld 32 jumps to make a cyno field with no cyngo generator fitted
Lady Zirconia > woah
Lady Zirconia > hold off
Lady Zirconia > im joinin you guys
Gizis > NBSI :)
Verone > you're fair game until you're wearing a veto tag
Lady Zirconia > hehe
Lady Zirconia > fair enough
Lady Zirconia > so avenod you said was an office?
Verone > yep
Verone > go apply :)
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