<Merdekka> if you want to pick up chicks, you need a deimos
<gota> only the sacrilege has those HUGE boosters
<Merdekka> compensating for something?
<gota> ok, i shouldn't have used that argument
<Mitchman> and the deimos does not?
<Merdekka> the deimos may have a vaguely phallic shape, but it doesn't have any ridiculous add-ons
<gota> what have they added on the eagle model ?
<gota> rotating dildos ?
<gota> a la harpy ?
<Merdekka> eagle has no additions
<gota> wtf
<gota> ripoff
<Merdekka> cerberus doesn't either
<Mitchman> it has flashing lights
<gota> caldaris were shafted tbh
<gota> they only have the camo thing ?
<Merdekka> and those aren't dildos, they're whisks. They show your potential partner your willingness to help out in the kitchen
<Merdekka> as long as they let you manoevre 1,000,000kg of spaceship into the kitchen that is
<gota> so caldaris are metrosexual ?
<Merdekka> whoa no
<gota> well
<Merdekka> they only help out in the kitchen if you're allowed to bring a huge spaceship into the kitchen
<gota> only the sacrilege has those HUGE boosters
<Merdekka> compensating for something?
<gota> ok, i shouldn't have used that argument
<Mitchman> and the deimos does not?
<Merdekka> the deimos may have a vaguely phallic shape, but it doesn't have any ridiculous add-ons
<gota> what have they added on the eagle model ?
<gota> rotating dildos ?
<gota> a la harpy ?
<Merdekka> eagle has no additions
<gota> wtf
<gota> ripoff
<Merdekka> cerberus doesn't either
<Mitchman> it has flashing lights
<gota> caldaris were shafted tbh
<gota> they only have the camo thing ?
<Merdekka> and those aren't dildos, they're whisks. They show your potential partner your willingness to help out in the kitchen
<Merdekka> as long as they let you manoevre 1,000,000kg of spaceship into the kitchen that is
<gota> so caldaris are metrosexual ?
<Merdekka> whoa no
<gota> well
<Merdekka> they only help out in the kitchen if you're allowed to bring a huge spaceship into the kitchen
[Snazzum] Macayle, would I be able to get inside your panties?
[Macayle] Snazzum, ask that again and It will be your last for a while.. :)
[Snazzum] Lol :P
[Macayle] and no you can't only my spouse gets there
[Macayle] Snazzum, ask that again and It will be your last for a while.. :)
[Snazzum] Lol :P
[Macayle] and no you can't only my spouse gets there
Tyree Jinx > what are rigging skill books under??
Feeesh > Mechanic
Tyree Jinx > thanks
Feeesh > Np, the bill's in the mail :3
Swamp Ziro > and due to mail bug, you'll have to keep paying it every day
Swamp Ziro > till you're broke
Feeesh > Mechanic
Tyree Jinx > thanks
Feeesh > Np, the bill's in the mail :3
Swamp Ziro > and due to mail bug, you'll have to keep paying it every day
Swamp Ziro > till you're broke
<jks> guys its fucking cold down here
<Minas> where's 'down here'?
<jks> my basement
<jks> of my mom's house
<jks> which is where I live
<jks> in b4 nerd jokes
<Minas> fair enough
<Minas> gets better accoustics for WoW audio, I hear....
<jks> more like my drumset is down here
<jks> and I was sick of walking down 2 flights of stairs to play it
<jks> so I moved in down here
<Minas> you have an aversion to walking more than 100m, you play WoW, and live in your mum's basement?
<Minas> I think you just evolved into a cliche
<jks> well, with the amount that I play
<jks> it got to be extensive
<jks> you know what?
<jks> stfu
<Minas> where's 'down here'?
<jks> my basement
<jks> of my mom's house
<jks> which is where I live
<jks> in b4 nerd jokes
<Minas> fair enough
<Minas> gets better accoustics for WoW audio, I hear....
<jks> more like my drumset is down here
<jks> and I was sick of walking down 2 flights of stairs to play it
<jks> so I moved in down here
<Minas> you have an aversion to walking more than 100m, you play WoW, and live in your mum's basement?
<Minas> I think you just evolved into a cliche
<jks> well, with the amount that I play
<jks> it got to be extensive
<jks> you know what?
<jks> stfu
Azirapheal > RA still got n- up the arse
Azirapheal > some gangers need to log on and need to know if they are going to get assfucked
Azirapheal > sorry, ill rephrase that, some charming chaps that were defending our realm and got blobbed out, would like to get back into geminate and kill some. does anyone know if red alliance still have n- by the short and curlies, please reply ASAP
Azirapheal > some gangers need to log on and need to know if they are going to get assfucked
Azirapheal > sorry, ill rephrase that, some charming chaps that were defending our realm and got blobbed out, would like to get back into geminate and kill some. does anyone know if red alliance still have n- by the short and curlies, please reply ASAP
Neoptolomeus > "You are flagged for stealing from an unsecured tree. Agression countdown 15 minutes." - God, to Adam and Eve after they took the apples.
Neoptolomeus > "See, because of you, we lost standings with GOD and now we are KOS in Eden. We'll have to live in 0.0." - Adam, to Eve, a short while later.
Neoptolomeus > "Once again, the Book of Revelations is not an upcoming patch." - God, answering to an insistent EVE player.
Neoptolomeus > "It's the destruction of the whole universe as they know it, it's the single most devastating event in the prophecies. And they think I named it after an Amarr ship." - God, on the Apocalypse.
Neoptolomeus > "Big deal, I can make a REAL one in seven days." - God, upon knowing CCP created a whole virtual universe in 4 years.
Neoptolomeus > "See, because of you, we lost standings with GOD and now we are KOS in Eden. We'll have to live in 0.0." - Adam, to Eve, a short while later.
Neoptolomeus > "Once again, the Book of Revelations is not an upcoming patch." - God, answering to an insistent EVE player.
Neoptolomeus > "It's the destruction of the whole universe as they know it, it's the single most devastating event in the prophecies. And they think I named it after an Amarr ship." - God, on the Apocalypse.
Neoptolomeus > "Big deal, I can make a REAL one in seven days." - God, upon knowing CCP created a whole virtual universe in 4 years.
Marakesha > my ex has a tatoo on her ass...says "ENTRANCE only" :P
Siren Sylvanis > Why is it that a 21st century naval destroyer can mount a railgun which hits at 370km with pinpoint precision, while millenia into the future, a 9000-crew SPACE-FARING BATTLESHIP with guns DIRECTLY NEURALLY INTERFACTED INTO THE HUMAN BRAIN (i.e. better than any targeting computer out there) does 220km max if it sacrifices everything else from armor plates to maneuverability to crew bathroom facilities?
Silvitni > ffs..i just dropped my roles :/
Silvitni > playing with differet settings :P
Silvitni > different*
Amber Bock > lol
BlackDog Rackh'am > omfg nice one
Shaemell Buttleson > give silv noob access :)
FaTA1 > trial access :D
Shaemell Buttleson > yeah hehe
Silvitni > hehe
Silvitni > better than none :P
Amber Bock > omg
Silvitni > playing with differet settings :P
Silvitni > different*
Amber Bock > lol
BlackDog Rackh'am > omfg nice one
Shaemell Buttleson > give silv noob access :)
FaTA1 > trial access :D
Shaemell Buttleson > yeah hehe
Silvitni > hehe
Silvitni > better than none :P
Amber Bock > omg
Chronus26 > my blaster thron is sad
Chronus26 > :(
Cairo dog > why?
Chronus26 > no kills yet
Cairo dog > mine is sad because the stupidity of its' pilot let a kill get away
Mika Tani > mine's dead
Mika Tani > wewt
Chronus26 > :(
Cairo dog > why?
Chronus26 > no kills yet
Cairo dog > mine is sad because the stupidity of its' pilot let a kill get away
Mika Tani > mine's dead
Mika Tani > wewt