Selim > Well, Oica, I have expended all my diplomatic powers, and I am unable to find a solution to your dilemma. You'll be recieving a diplomatic package by air in about 23 hours. Good day.
Aeaus > Selim, may I recomend we strap it to a 1400mm Shell?
Selim > That can be arranged.
Bacchanalian > we should perhaps be so hospitable as to deliver multiple packages, no? we want to make sure we bring enough to go around
Aeaus > Yes, that would be most elegant.
Durok Torn > and we, of course, shall be obligated, through a sence of fair play and politness, to respond in kind
Bacchanalian > I look forward to it Durok!
Scorpio Dantes > Somehow I think Durok's package will prove too small to sufficiently stimulate us.
Aeaus > Selim, may I recomend we strap it to a 1400mm Shell?
Selim > That can be arranged.
Bacchanalian > we should perhaps be so hospitable as to deliver multiple packages, no? we want to make sure we bring enough to go around
Aeaus > Yes, that would be most elegant.
Durok Torn > and we, of course, shall be obligated, through a sence of fair play and politness, to respond in kind
Bacchanalian > I look forward to it Durok!
Scorpio Dantes > Somehow I think Durok's package will prove too small to sufficiently stimulate us.
* +ToxicFire sits ulviirala down at pc with a copy of wow and sits back to see what happens
* +Ulviirala installs mIRC, joins #eve-chaos and starts downloading the EVE client.
<+Ulviirala> does the copy include a game time card for wow?
* +Ulviirala hands the copy of wow with the possibly included game time card as a present to his girlfriend and receives hugs, kisses and some sex.
<+Ulviirala> dealt with it properly
* +Ulviirala installs mIRC, joins #eve-chaos and starts downloading the EVE client.
<+Ulviirala> does the copy include a game time card for wow?
* +Ulviirala hands the copy of wow with the possibly included game time card as a present to his girlfriend and receives hugs, kisses and some sex.
<+Ulviirala> dealt with it properly
KrogothZero > 1 modular mining in a tempest on the kari gate
ShadowDemon > correction, 1 modular mining in a pod in y-m
ShadowDemon > correction, 1 modular mining in a pod in y-m
Verone > jesus, i hate those POS. New ishtar description
Verone > "While not endowed with as much pure firepower as other ships of its category, the Ishtar is more than able to die horribly by virtue of its tremendous uselessness at tanking and its unique inability to effectively utilise it's slots."
Verone > Touted as "the Ishkur's retarded brother," the Ishtar design is the worst CreoDron have ever done when creating a completely dedicated drone carrier.
Verone > At various stages in the failure of its development process, plans were made to strengthen the vessel in other areas, but ultimately CreoDron engineers took a day off during the blueprint finalization and left the design to a pack of half drugged incomeptent morons from Lai Dai.
weedmasta > hehe
R31D > Ishtar is so cool until you spend 120m on it and try and fit a decent setup
Verone > Gallente Cruiser Skill Bonus: 5% bonus to Fail and 10% bonus to opponent lollercoaster and humility per skill level.
TamiyaCowboy > i have those skills :)
Cetshwayo > do not mock teh nanoishtar!
Verone > Heavy Assault Ship Skill Bonus: +5 km bonus to retard retainment field and +5000% extra "Wish I'd Bought an Eos" per level.
Verone > Piece of shit.
Verone > "While not endowed with as much pure firepower as other ships of its category, the Ishtar is more than able to die horribly by virtue of its tremendous uselessness at tanking and its unique inability to effectively utilise it's slots."
Verone > Touted as "the Ishkur's retarded brother," the Ishtar design is the worst CreoDron have ever done when creating a completely dedicated drone carrier.
Verone > At various stages in the failure of its development process, plans were made to strengthen the vessel in other areas, but ultimately CreoDron engineers took a day off during the blueprint finalization and left the design to a pack of half drugged incomeptent morons from Lai Dai.
weedmasta > hehe
R31D > Ishtar is so cool until you spend 120m on it and try and fit a decent setup
Verone > Gallente Cruiser Skill Bonus: 5% bonus to Fail and 10% bonus to opponent lollercoaster and humility per skill level.
TamiyaCowboy > i have those skills :)
Cetshwayo > do not mock teh nanoishtar!
Verone > Heavy Assault Ship Skill Bonus: +5 km bonus to retard retainment field and +5000% extra "Wish I'd Bought an Eos" per level.
Verone > Piece of shit.
Deschenus Maximus > Hmmm.... I wonder what would be the best salvager.... maybe a destroyer with 8 highs?
Kenji Monk > yeaah
Kenji Monk > that would do it well
Deschenus Maximus > hehe... a rigged Coercer with 8 salvagers, an AB and some nanos in the lows
Kenji Monk > O.o
Kenji Monk > that'd do it ...
Deschenus Maximus > Thrasher might do the trick as well... it would be fitting, considering its name...
Kenji Monk > yeaah
Kenji Monk > that would do it well
Deschenus Maximus > hehe... a rigged Coercer with 8 salvagers, an AB and some nanos in the lows
Kenji Monk > O.o
Kenji Monk > that'd do it ...
Deschenus Maximus > Thrasher might do the trick as well... it would be fitting, considering its name...
Cap'n Jackk > Looking for Privateers is about as fun as having a root canal done at 3 in the morning... on a Saturday
Theo Samaritan > I love playing along with trolls
Theo Samaritan > It's like playing chess against a slug with downs syndrome
Theo Samaritan > It's like playing chess against a slug with downs syndrome
HavvieG > /emote buttrapes Rachen's frozen corpse.
Tremedus Synara > Oy Havvie, I didn't know you were gay and a Necrophiliac
HavvieG > Trem- I only reserve it for people that really aggravate me.
Tremedus Synara > Ahhh so you're an angry gay necrophiliac
Tremedus Synara > Got it
Tremedus Synara > Oy Havvie, I didn't know you were gay and a Necrophiliac
HavvieG > Trem- I only reserve it for people that really aggravate me.
Tremedus Synara > Ahhh so you're an angry gay necrophiliac
Tremedus Synara > Got it
Adhamhnon > you can't beat a ship that sneaks up on you cloaked, then target jams, webs, scambles and sucks your cap dry while pounding you with torps
Gundahar > /emote can imagine adham in his scanker, sneaking up on SU
Shut up > hah
Adhamhnon > shhhh
Shut up > I'd roast his ass
Gundahar > not much def on that scanker tho :P
Adhamhnon > actually, ravens if the raven pilot is smart, are the only ship that can beat a scanker
Gundahar > and a dual mwd Ravis would wtfpwn it :D
Adhamhnon > all you have to do is do what I do when I go to 0.0
Shut up > Cry for momma?
Gundahar > /emote can imagine adham in his scanker, sneaking up on SU
Shut up > hah
Adhamhnon > shhhh
Shut up > I'd roast his ass
Gundahar > not much def on that scanker tho :P
Adhamhnon > actually, ravens if the raven pilot is smart, are the only ship that can beat a scanker
Gundahar > and a dual mwd Ravis would wtfpwn it :D
Adhamhnon > all you have to do is do what I do when I go to 0.0
Shut up > Cry for momma?
Anette Inhonores > /emote climbs on Rek's shoulders
Rek Jaiga > /emote is now bearing a child on his shoulders>Been there, done that.
Rek Jaiga > Want a toy plane to play with? Uh huh, yeah. I go there
Anette Inhonores > /emote snaps Rek's neck with her thighs for suggesting such an infantile activity
Anette Inhonores > /emote is ten, not five!
Anette Inhonores > er, eleven.
Valerie Valate > thighs :o
Valerie Valate > /emote condemns this Gallente unrighteousness
Yuhe Hepimeki > /emote just got a vision of Seriphyn as a father > " Yes, Anette dear, this is how we learn in the Marines to snap people's necks."
Valerie Valate > in the more civilised regions of the universe, young ladies only learn to snap people's necks with their thighs when they're 18.
Valerie Valate > also, how to smother people with boobs.
Rek Jaiga > /emote is now bearing a child on his shoulders>Been there, done that.
Rek Jaiga > Want a toy plane to play with? Uh huh, yeah. I go there
Anette Inhonores > /emote snaps Rek's neck with her thighs for suggesting such an infantile activity
Anette Inhonores > /emote is ten, not five!
Anette Inhonores > er, eleven.
Valerie Valate > thighs :o
Valerie Valate > /emote condemns this Gallente unrighteousness
Yuhe Hepimeki > /emote just got a vision of Seriphyn as a father > " Yes, Anette dear, this is how we learn in the Marines to snap people's necks."
Valerie Valate > in the more civilised regions of the universe, young ladies only learn to snap people's necks with their thighs when they're 18.
Valerie Valate > also, how to smother people with boobs.