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lordbro > where do blueprints come from
Nesabel > Well a Green Print meets a Red Print and they have a drink or two , The Green print asks the red print back to her appartment. Then 9 months later a Blue Print comes out.
Aedowee > we have brought u the most screwed up aussie
Aedowee > i present to you.... Insharette
Insharette > Is a kangaroo fucker ok ? cause I am here for all your needs
deani enatimis > shit im taking hits
deani enatimis > it will be one sec while i repair my sheilds
rick taxi > on your ship you don't worry about shields
rick taxi > your shields are mainly ornamental
rick taxi > k
Skelnag > lol
rick taxi > sort of like a padded bra. look pretty but really not useful
*Theo Samaritan docks his face with his desk to the sound of Blue Danube
Ban Doga > danube hasn't been blue since... ever
Jesus Troll > Scotty the Docking manager denies your request to dock your face with the desk.
Midnight: Some guy just killed an Orca
Midnight: The Orca pilot had 39,500 Exotic Dancers in his hold
Malfurian Redstar: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Malfurian Redstar: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Midnight: They all dropped in the wreck
Midnight: Every last one of them
Midnight: XD
Malfurian Redstar: PRAISE THE ONE GOD OF THE AMARR FOR HE TRULY HAS SHOWN HIMSELF THIS DAY!!!
dibblebill > <url=showinfo:2700//204957971>Large Group of Exotic Dancers</url>
dibblebill > I'm bringing the party to NDQ
dibblebill > Should be a Group of Large Exotic Dancers, tbh
<Sprak> that watermelon exploded in my face ;S
<Sprak> watermelon jizm all over my cheeks now :(
<Sprak> but it was worth it
<Dobbs|Home|StillSlacking> are you sure it's a watermelon and not a hand grenade in disguise?
<Sprak> brb my hands are all sticky now
<Sprak> my co-worker is going to come into work tommorow and the desk is going to be sticky
<Sprak> that should be funny
<Dobbs|Home|StillSlacking> you got cctv?
<Sprak> nope
<Dobbs|Home|StillSlacking> then she'll be left to wonder :P
jamesw > on top of old jiiiiiiiiitaaaaaaaa
jamesw > all riddled with laaaaaaaag
jamesw > i shot at a miiiinnnerrrrrrr
jamesw > who called me a .................
Sofia Roseburn > fag?
jamesw > <i>dirty pirate!</i>
Raven DeBlade > Hal try to get intel on were EVol are
DaddyS > today was Halo 2 release date. evol is playing halo 2
Pen DaiDaiHai > where have you been hiding
Gangus > i made the mistake of getting my new housemate into EVE, with only 1 PC between us :(
Pen DaiDaiHai > lol
Gangus > he's been here a week
Pen DaiDaiHai > he's got is own now?
Gangus > in that week, i've quit hard drugs, and stashed all the money i'd normally use like that, and saved up for a new PC. I've got my priorities straight
Reatu Krentor > right on
Pen DaiDaiHai > just the hard ones?
Shadow XII > Eve stops people doing drugs.
Shadow XII > I propose an ad-campaign.
Kaz Igari > ban eve, it's cutting down my drug trafficking ring
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