Magnet41 > i kill people ingame because i would take a bigger sec if i killed them in rl
<Warmonger> Okay Ke$ha comes in the room, shes naked
<Warmonger> she says fuck me
<Warmonger> but you realize your alliance needs you in your super capital
<Warmonger> what do you do?
<LobbyZ> kesha is ugly, i'd dump her over a scap
<Dreadnought> lol
<Warmonger> Okay so lobbyz would fight in his alliance
<@cougem> you put your laptop on her back
<@cougem> and hope that her buttocks have enough texture for your laser mouse
<Warmonger> she says fuck me
<Warmonger> but you realize your alliance needs you in your super capital
<Warmonger> what do you do?
<LobbyZ> kesha is ugly, i'd dump her over a scap
<Dreadnought> lol
<Warmonger> Okay so lobbyz would fight in his alliance
<@cougem> you put your laptop on her back
<@cougem> and hope that her buttocks have enough texture for your laser mouse
ezraniel > I never use DOT's in my sentences in eve
ezraniel > unless they are big / multiline
Bob Bigman > I always mean too, but you know...
Bob Bigman > booze.
ezraniel > unless they are big / multiline
Bob Bigman > I always mean too, but you know...
Bob Bigman > booze.
Amanda Huggankiss > never fly a ship your not willing to self destruct for the lulz
Shamahr Hakeime > o/
Shamahr Hakeime > England match on the TV tonight
Xanandu > lol
authochthonian > park your ships sham
Shamahr Hakeime > already docked
Shamahr Hakeime > *just* in case
authochthonian > can't be dealing with another sham incident tonight ^_^
Teiruzu > What happend last time then? :p
Shamahr Hakeime > nah - the laughter might make everyone's sides collapse
Shamahr Hakeime > jumped a faction fit Machariel into a low sec gate camp
Shamahr Hakeime > one of my proudest moments
Teiruzu > I would have payed to see that :p
Shamahr Hakeime > what annoys everyone in corp is that I got out safely
authochthonian > hell yeah
authochthonian > we seriously could do with bottling that luck of yours
Lord Hellsings > we'd be trillionaires!
Shamahr Hakeime > I have a deal with him upstairs
Shamahr Hakeime > I do stupid shit to give him a regular giggle and he makes sure I don't die doing it
authochthonian > lol
authochthonian > Gods jester
Shamahr Hakeime > indeed
Shamahr Hakeime > my new title
Shamahr Hakeime > England match on the TV tonight
Xanandu > lol
authochthonian > park your ships sham
Shamahr Hakeime > already docked
Shamahr Hakeime > *just* in case
authochthonian > can't be dealing with another sham incident tonight ^_^
Teiruzu > What happend last time then? :p
Shamahr Hakeime > nah - the laughter might make everyone's sides collapse
Shamahr Hakeime > jumped a faction fit Machariel into a low sec gate camp
Shamahr Hakeime > one of my proudest moments
Teiruzu > I would have payed to see that :p
Shamahr Hakeime > what annoys everyone in corp is that I got out safely
authochthonian > hell yeah
authochthonian > we seriously could do with bottling that luck of yours
Lord Hellsings > we'd be trillionaires!
Shamahr Hakeime > I have a deal with him upstairs
Shamahr Hakeime > I do stupid shit to give him a regular giggle and he makes sure I don't die doing it
authochthonian > lol
authochthonian > Gods jester
Shamahr Hakeime > indeed
Shamahr Hakeime > my new title
Theo Samaritan > you never see an iteron?
Dayk > not on the first date
Dayk > not on the first date
rcxdude > yes, operation insurethisdamnapoc is a success
rcxdude > now for operation getitbackwithoutgettingitblownupagain (the hard one)
rcxdude > now for operation getitbackwithoutgettingitblownupagain (the hard one)
Sebesria > ive mated with a mega...
Sebesria > and a raven
Sebesria > lmao
Helganstandt > Isn't that illegal in 49 states?
Helganstandt > and most countries?
Sebesria > yes, but im in the 1 thats not
Sebesria > and they were consenting adults
Helganstandt > lol, figures you live in alabama
Sebesria > and a raven
Sebesria > lmao
Helganstandt > Isn't that illegal in 49 states?
Helganstandt > and most countries?
Sebesria > yes, but im in the 1 thats not
Sebesria > and they were consenting adults
Helganstandt > lol, figures you live in alabama
Prince Lorien > i curious, you gys were typing in russian, how do you switch between english and russian letters like that?
Shoushpancheeck > we have two keyboards
Prince Lorien > oh cool, that simple eh
Shoushpancheeck > we have two keyboards
Prince Lorien > oh cool, that simple eh
Aran Makor > Thats it, fingers! Your fired! All of you! Except the middle finger, you can stay. I might find a use for you yet.